most wanted, was my favourite, she was really spotish and intelligent. she acted like a real life thingy.
And she is one of the rear beauty queens that settled down with family. she is not crazy about stature status and power. she didnt bleach or remain domant with her education.
she is really a mentor to upcommers.
Muna is another face of beauty queen that is making her way. and she actually looks like regina shaaa.

Ist and foremost those guys stating fashola must go or fashola should be taking to court should be checked in at the Yaba-left.
Fashola didnt do anything wrong its our people that are senseless and when they try to help them they take to negativity. I stay at makoko area aman there gave birth to 18 children thats a whole community.
Those places are not safe to live for anyone with its right senses. Their was a 3 storey building of 11 flats that is not justa ground floor it sinkked. they all live on the drainage and built their illegal structures on the canal.
This time last year we couldnt pass makoko cos it was flooded fashola repaired that road cleared the drains and they still rained curses and abuses on this guy.
When ever it rains you pity those peole but you look at them again and ask what are they doing there? what are they looking for.
A stupid man was blaming fashola for no food as at last month and shelther. that he built his wood house himself and fashola should come and help the community.
FALANA is just a waste to the legal family he should get a life and he should stop living a frustrated life since he didnt win the ekiti election twice and he has been going against good deeds.
FASHOLA NEVER DID ANYTHING BAD HE IS HELPING TO REDUCE FLOOD.
These people that are complaining self they are not safe when its raining imagine them been helped.
MMMMMMMmccchhhheeeew!!!! bunch of empty brains.

People should see before talking not just assume.
The only thing i could say is the the Police or the NPF should deal with the man that pull the trigger and never put guns in the hands of those who cant control their anger cos they might be irrational at and stop blaming the guy that is doing something good.
Nigerians and their naive and blocked headed way of thinking.

jmaine:

that is just the face i needed.

LWKMD!!! Gossh ! you guys can make me shit in my pants cos i cant laugh out.
Let me share my own losing of weight. When i saw my boyfriend with the girl i outwashed with my friends hanging out together.
Then you see your video on NTA news during sunday splas for a party and it was repeated on channels and you were suppose to be in school, your father and mum and your little sis/brother were watching TV and you couldnt change the channel.
You were impressed by a guy and the first thing that came out of your mouth was YHELZ cos u were used to it.

Lollycutie: .I support you,people lik u are those we need in the society 2day.love and comfortability is no longer a thing in and affair?its now weda ur genotype match?some pple suck.

lick me like a lolly pop....
By the time comfortability clear with the bills you will remember that those children will tell you to your face that you are wicked. if you were fat you will be lean like HIV activated person.
Love and comfortability ko use your head and think ni.
You better open your eyes and let your head work.

izeek you were lucky, it was a risk you took with your spouse which all others shouldn’t try.
Let me take you down memory lane.
You know the people they call small witch when they were small (abiku) in yoruba language. it was our grandparents ignorance then, two people come together without checking their G-type and unfortunately the product is SS, lack of what to do will make the child die with pain. You won’t be happy because you brought that child to suffer.
When you are suppose to be happy that your child is in one activity with the peers you will be checking-in with the clinics.
I had a lecturer that risked it because of strong emotions and so claimed love, but she is now regretting that decision to go ahead with the man he loves, she has beautiful kids they happen to be 2 SS and 1 AS.
It depends on how they come. SS could come out as the first child and others could be AA.
Another thing is that when we talk about love, love is not selfish. It goes and extends to the people around you. You don’t want to tie that knot and when you have children you won’t enjoy your union which you said love conquers all.

Please don’t listen to IZEEK she/he might just be lucky but do not venture into it. Your children will curse you and the people around you will hate you for the inconveniences. You won’t be happy for the rest your life.
What else your money will go with the bills.
Love, emotions will fly away.

People you have refused to listen to my words of wisdom.
Nollywood in the house. we need a big screen to watch our so called omoluabi and our mr lawan - mala.
Haba u people seems to have forgotten that when you start a nollywood movie you know the end already. especially when its genny and ramsey, RMD n rita. when fred and Black femi are inside same movie.
one will be a smoothe operator and one will be lousy.
Or ronke oshodi oke and stephie are in same movie.
Haba you guys cuts my heart. We really need a a bowl of porn corn each and cola drinks then rest to watch.
at this junction i love the movie cos we are just laughing at the jokes of the nation called nigeria.

A freind of mine lost her 4months old pregnancy, it wasnt showing cos she was huge and she managed it well. it was during the endurance and man o war crusade she felt heavy and dizziness. she was actually active than non-pregnant lazy bones. we tot she was always vomitting becos of the environment. until she complained she feels like sitting and her tummy is really rumbling. we made her sit gave her some cold water to drink and she felt good.
by the time she stood the whole floor was filled with thick blood, one of us passed out immdiately while this gal was confused.
im just telling the story for you to know how some wants the exercise badly and some wants the certificate.
But their husbands are not patient ot their schools didnt help matters and they got married.
or their husbands didnt have a second tot.

vivacious vivi:

Define "poor education" please? I graduated on time, served in the NYSC programe, got a job in less than 2 months by dint of hard work, in my second job now which is in a senior management position and quite comfortable. I won't have been able to achieve all this without some help from my "poor education" as you call it. My school was not the best especially in terms of infrastructure but show me the Fed or State Uni that has it all in Naija? I hope my school sorts out the issue with NUC on time but I am happy it happened in a way. Let them correct the mistakes they made with their pioneer students so that new undergrads don't go through the hardship some of us did.

I dont know your school but i am talking on my school behalf.
My school as they say is a glorified sec school and all sorts, i love what is done in my school. you learn with your whole body. We are enterprising and i can actually stand anywhere anytime to defend my school. you cant see any of our products roaming the streets cos we are good with our brains and our hands. we dont need conections to get into any company. We got certified before we left school either in trade or computer wise. i can also say in this my school you think competitively on how to move fast with the coming future.
We are everywhere making and penetrating into the real world. we dont beg cos we are always leading.
I was in the NYSC camp and others school couldnt beat us with some cheap questions.
Let us be called dumping ground but after been dumped you see exposure and you are allowed to t=re-build your life and talents morally and you come out with greatness in you. LCU my school. The owner and the NUC chairman had rifts from OAU when they were mere staffs. Stop this childsip fight and let the grass underneath feel the goodness of the sun s they can grow well. Its beeniover 10years lets put the whole thing behind and look at the future of the children that re hoping for better life. they are promising they are the future.

stagger: Stupid lawyer. What will he say about the househelp that laced the Ribena that I and my brother would have drunk in August 1981 with cyanide many years back and was sent to a remand home because she was only 15 years? I guess he should have sued my dad to court for nearly beating her to coma when it was found out.

Let us watch and see how this will end. My stand on this issue is clear: any self-professed witch whether child or adult should be chopped up in pieces with an axe, not just slapped. My own personal experience as a kid in the hands of one has cemented this.

Hmn.... what made you think the girl is a witch. your father was justified for what his actions and protecting the children, the gal as i heard and i quote that im a witch for Jesus. imagine how educated people like you think. If he slapped you as a church member will you have accepted it or return to that church. When we talk about leadership it takes alot. fine he is the richest pastor and one of the most influenced no doubt what happens to morals and talking the truth.
Why should she be slapped cos of a statement. was that the way he brought his children up? apart from that. She is a small girl and she came out innocently thinking that salvation is pain and molestation. she wanted to be redeemed.
Wont she prefer to keep quiet next time and do evil? all these things are things to be talked about and reason before we write things.
We need to use our head not our emotions and not our corrupt followership of rich and influened.
Im a christain and we dont need to talk about the anoited anyhow but please think!!!!

Nysc is not a do or die, but is mandatory and its also a passport for getting a job.
Talking been posted to the war zone. Its not a problem at all. except one thing is done.
Director of NYSC MARY KOLAJO should be provide security from the departure point till the point of arrival and also she will also bethere through out the 3weeks exercise.
Another slution which is vital is that send the muslims that are notherners to the warzone so if they die we wont feel the impact.
In addition Kolajo mary should send her child there since she insisted that they should all resume then start redloyment process from there. they should set the examples and they should face the consequences.
Inconclusion. all those warzone corps members camp should be shut down till further notice, no corps should be sent to those staes and no one will get hurt.

Banga soup and starch - Delta
Meepe soup and fufu - Delta.
Ogufe(goat meat) ofooro( smoked fish) and small amount of veg' and egunsi soup with pounded yam - Ekiti.
Unripe Banana and Yam - Osun - iles to be precise.
pounded yam and egunsi too cuts across so many tribes but its most done well in - Osun.
Eko and Moin moin(ole) - ibadan.

Nigeria my half nation. Something positive is that oneday and very soon we wont be treated as a second citizen in our country anymore.
Nigeria is the only place where we have beauty and brains, elegant and skillful. Multi-taskers and creative minds used my many many countries out there.
As we youth are aware of the ongoing suffering. youths in nigeria will come up and make nigeria a great place soon. starting from us on this Nairaland.
we cant just say something positive and not act on it. Guys nairaland is for us and we must act!!!!!

Aza Montana: Hi Poster. These are not called dolls okay my sweety. Dolls are the ones which look like oyibo and they are made of plastic but the type woman like are animals and have losts of comfort just holding them. They are called teddies okay. They differ but the most common ones are the teddy bears. They bring a sense of comfort to sisters and they look cute and adorable and are also great to cuddle.Maybe you should get yourself one. Please my dear never call them dolls okay.Go to a toy store they will show you what a doll looks like and you will see the difference between teddy and dol.

Thank you. u just read my mind and you dished it out hot and it burnt them. Please stay steamy with wot AZA said. its not called dolls the are teddies and they are cute. Fluffy and cuddly which keeprs you warm and have a steady dream. not hard surface n bonny tings....

I have people that are brilliant are well informed. Good job for the guy that took his time to lecture us reasons, we should all switch off the AC.
They only told us in our CPY during Health and Safety meeting, which wasnt analysed. i once told my boyfriend and he argued it out that his AC is always on. I was not well informed sha.....
Thanks Its a great thread.

Roar!! its all about wild deisre.can you just talk to me. i need your voice vibrate thru my chest.
Sending signals to the Gee-point.

yes ooo yes ooo yes ooo my people. idris remedis don sing am... nigeriaa jaga jaga. poor man dey sufa sufa....
Leader dem enter craze cruise. the demostration is on crasiness and wheni said you guys Cling your glasses and clap ur hands. i wasnt jokin. i love naija politics cos its like NOllywood movie in 1990s and firt few yrs in 21st century. we all know how it will end.

Larry-Sun:


This sounds like you're reciting a poem.

Are you serious?
i just tot of rhymes and i formed in my head...
So i could write a poem ni yen.....
Let me give you another shot.

Your lips attracts me like its coated with berries.
i wonder what you'll look like when you are in slaks and jump in a pool.
ill like to wash with your abs right there where u stand. *wink*.
Let me be your mesus so we can cruise.

Your Eyes cut into thru my Dress.
I wonder what your LIPS will do to my Dress.
I managed to stagger in a slow Pace.
But your Humour got me stammering.

This is not Bisade ......i know bisade ologunde. he is darker. so thanks for faking a model.

Humans are born with hates. but bible didnt mention it that animals do have that dirty mind and mind of scorn like humans....
For a rot to save a duck wen an eagle took off with the mother, wot do u expect.
A dog is next to human.
I once had a dog d name rat face he was loved and he hated devilish people cos he could smell it. he used to bark at a guy from the gate mere smelling or sensing the guy is coming in.
But humans would look away.

Awoloto!!!!!!
Fine you are unhappy, are you less busy with your head?
I have 4 questions and some suggestions.
I am not married but i live with married people and i learn alot from them.
1. were you guys friend before you got married/ you just married him because he poses to be good and presentable.
2. What kept you going at a point when you saw the relationship with your husband was detoirating. Did you watcth it break or you involved him with everystages of breaking?
3. Are you prayerful do you have job. Do you even support your man.
4. since your children came into the relationship have you had time for him did you make the relationship stay stronger or you abandoned him for the kids when they came in and now you need his attention you cant get it cos he has burned his energy into sometin else now he finds it hard to come back.
See, i do see some couples that the woman was the barrier because she naggs or she is not supporting.
If you have a job i dont think you will be as downcast as this then, a man needs a woman that makes him a child and get him cuddle.
A man need s to be pat at the back gist with and ask how was it today good or bad. or suggest an outing and drag him there.
dont tell him to meet you dressup.
when last did you wear those sexy things you use to wear and made your hair.
maybe you dont even lay the bed or wash your clothes well.

When last did you buy a perfume that makes him ask you you smell nice and where did you get that from.

When last did you dance infront of him seductively and leave him thinking GOSh! i have missed.
Stop asking for advice and play the role you were meant to play.
HE HAS NOT RAISED HIS HANDS TO BEAT YOU. THATS IF? if he has then he doesnt deserve all the things i have said. But if he is only avoiding you. is because someting is irritating him and you need to CHECK YOURSLF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOURSELF.
bye i wish you luck.

[/b][/b][/b] :DLWKMD...... ;DLWKMD...... Gosh!
I am choking for words to type....yeee!!!!! @MYnd 44 abi wetin u call yah name. wetin i do u? why should i slap my self. are they kids playing.
Please as i earlier said scream egbamiii miii ooooo. ye mo ti sheee daaran.!!!!

Clap for the guy that owns and supervise that office.
Sorry i forgot to tell you to raise your glasses and cling it.


Rubbish !!!!!!!!! please can anyone just please stop sharing fruitless news here and move on with jokes.
I think if basket mouth and Alibaba makes us laugh on top our money its better than wasting time sobbing on aimless and empty people that govern us.
They are all bunch of sad news to the world and to black race.

@crowns prince and skillll ... woteva children please go nd play out side and leave adults inside. dont play too rough so u wont get urself injured.

As for the topic. scream for help...... @ crowns prince and skillll ... woteva children please go nd play out side and leave adults inside. dont play too rough so u wont get urself injured.

As for the topic. scream for help......

Funny enough, you people still don’t know what politics and DIRTY deals are.
Otedola and lawan has been in this 2 can play the game.
I think Otedola was tired and lawan was ready to blow it up....
It’s practical try and list me' and i will tell Nigerians how dirty you are.
Otedola is trying to come clean because of image and status of OMO LUWABI THING. Lawan was not thinking because of mere greed and he over calculated. A smooth operator like Otedola will never let an ordinary Mallam to tarnish his image cos he is proving to Nigerians that he doesn’t have anything to do with subsidy. Whereas they are the top economy panel in Nigeria. The author and finisher of our economy. Who is supposed to feed on it and who is not?
So guys those people are trying to distract us from the subsidy probe.
Open your eyes and let your ears be cleaned...... don’t stomach rots

Hmn...Can i ask a question all of you?
The question goes thus......
If you get to that position that seems to be termites(goverment - president, senatorial sit, minister.... blabla) wont you guys do the same. we all complain cos we are out side.
Dangote, Odedola and their likes are the one in the economy panel and they are oweing nigeria money.. after they did debt forgiveness for them.
then who are the people that owns the tankers on the road that wont allow rail lines to come alive?
they will do that cos they will pay thru their nose to secure their private rail lines....we are all in this country and the only thing we have in common is management. we manage bad things. they serve us shits and reminants and we gladly accept it.
meaning( ema se lo eyin yin la wa) continue we are right behind you.
year 2006 i left lagos for ibadan goin home for xmas 8 am i got to ibadan 11:45pm cos they wanted to ban those tankers from the road.
they parked on that road and left it blocked . whose ox is gorged... right who cares..... what ever it is we also need to mamnage bad news abii since we NIGERIANs always adjust to bad things and bad news and we re too helpless to fight back for our rights....Even NEPA too we adjust too that they will give us light we would beg them to take so we can use it the next day or sleep with light.
We manage to bad things.... thats my long boring speech. and i had to let you guys know until we refuse to adjust to bad things and absorb it then we will see better days and it statrs now... and it starts from me you and those pointing fingers......

Hmn...Can i ask a question all of you?
The question goes thus......
If you get to that position that seems to be termites(goverment - president, senatorial sit, minister.... blabla) wont you guys do the same. we all complain cos we are out side.
Dangote, Odedola and their likes are the one in the economy panel and they are oweing nigeria money.. after they did debt forgiveness for them.
then who are the people that owns the tankers on the road that wont allow rail lines to come alive?
they will do that cos they will pay thru their nose to secure their private rail lines....we are all in this country and the only thing we have in common is management. we manage bad things. they serve us shits and reminants and we gladly accept it.
meaning( ema se lo eyin yin la wa) continue we are right behind you.
year 2006 i left lagos for ibadan goin home for xmas 8 am i got to ibadan 11:45pm cos they wanted to ban those tankers from the road.
they parked on that road and left it blocked . whose ox is gorged... right who cares..... what ever it is we also need to mamnage bad news abii since we NIGERIANs always adjust to bad things and bad news and we re too helpless to fight back for our rights....Even NEPA too we adjust too that they will give us light we would beg them to take so we can use it the next day or sleep with light.
We manage to bad things.... thats my long boring speech. and i had to let you guys know until we refuse to adjust to bad things and absorb it then we will see better days and it statrs now... and it starts from me you and those pointing fingers......