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Webmasters / Re: A Freelance Writer Is Needed by Phasesone(m): 9:22am On Jul 05, 2016
hearts6055@gmail.com .... Thank you
Romance / Re: Helping A Girl Is Like Fetching Water With A Basket by Phasesone(m): 2:33pm On Jul 04, 2016
halfricanadian:


grin grin i will nt giv u d trouble u finding
cheesy cheesy You have already given in....
Romance / Re: Helping A Girl Is Like Fetching Water With A Basket by Phasesone(m): 2:11pm On Jul 04, 2016
halfricanadian:
I KEEP TELLING OTHERS IF YOU WANT TO DO GOOD DO GOOD AND DON'T EXPECT ANYTHING IN RETURN THATS MY DEFINTION OF HELPING OTHERS

Oh just shut up! .............. lol
Romance / Re: How To Satisfy A Woman Every Time And Have Her Beg For More by Phasesone(m): 10:30am On Jul 04, 2016
I know you are a copy and paste blogger... Because I have seen billions of this same stuff in tons of websites......... and yet it does not relate to the real form of intimacy.... I was expecting something the op would be relating from experience... But surely that does not exist here....

I am a blogger too and am not trying to spoil your market.... But I can't spoil what wouldn't move
Romance / Re: Advise Me! by Phasesone(m): 10:27am On Jul 04, 2016
You grew up with your mum... You know what she likes.... .Remember to treat her like a mother and also like a woman when you select the gift
Webmasters / Re: Please, I Need Some Help Here by Phasesone(m): 10:25am On Jul 04, 2016
OyinYoung:
Thanks so much, for your help and tips. I already started some work but I'll contact you through your mail if I do need to.

I've been planning to migrate to the template in the picture below but you said I need one with white background, does that mean this won't work?

The template should have a white background
The template should be attractive to users (meaning you should ask your pals if they could like the template)

But am done giving you tips.............

The rest is to be paid for
Webmasters / Re: Nairalanders Should Help Me Review Dis Blog by Phasesone(m): 10:24am On Jul 04, 2016
Sphilip1:


hy... Is that a sentence or a phrase....?

The simplicity of it is referring to your English Teacher.....
Webmasters / Re: Please, I Need Some Help Here by Phasesone(m): 4:52pm On Jul 03, 2016
Lastly you used your picture as the favicon ..... Creative
Webmasters / Re: Please, I Need Some Help Here by Phasesone(m): 4:43pm On Jul 03, 2016
I just checked your blog and Jesus Christ It needs a load of work....

I can help you do everything you need for 2k and also teach you some basics how to get good pageviews and all that sort of things...

But I will drop some tips here for you...

1. To get adsene you need a template with white background.... You need pictures that are not stolen from google images and they must have the alternate text in them (get pics from pixabay.com)
2. Your blog needs to be arranged as you havent added the jump break code... that is why your posts are showing as a whole....
3. Your side bar needs to be filled with information
4. Your header needs to contain your labels (categories)
5. Your blog posts are not categorized
6. Your footer needs to contain information in an orderly way While is Home | About | Contact | Advertise | Privacy Policy
7. Your blog needs to be presentable to users..
8. You must submit your blog to Google webmasters and Google Analystics

There are more ways to go

If you are interested.... Contact me hearts6055@gmail.com (keep the 2k in mind)
Celebrities / Re: Why Do Women Last Longer Than Men? by Phasesone(m): 4:23pm On Jul 03, 2016
BJIZZY:
Last longer.... On bed?

Or

Live Longer... in Life?

U go like bad thing well well Mr OP

this is what he said

"cos i seee more most of men deaths than women."
Webmasters / Re: Please, I Need Some Help Here by Phasesone(m): 11:53am On Jul 03, 2016
I applied for adsense 15 times before I got the approval....

Follow the adsense rules and read them very well..... Arrange your blog and use plagarism tool in smallseotools.com to check your posts.... I am not an adsense expert but I know what I did by myself to get adsense.... .....

(Sorry I didn't view your blog... I will try to do that later and comment again... )
Webmasters / Re: Nairalanders Should Help Me Review Dis Blog by Phasesone(m): 11:44am On Jul 03, 2016
Sphilip1:
I love the mobile view....

Since your blog has not started getting good traffic......I suggest you get a paid domain name... It gives you more authority on search engine...

Sammi.... Blogger at www.techkibay.com

are you trying to advise him or make your blog popular
Webmasters / Re: Click Bank Registration by Phasesone(m): 7:14pm On Jul 01, 2016
Clickbank no longer accepts Nigerians
Romance / Re: Attention Fynestboi..... by Phasesone(m): 7:06pm On Jul 01, 2016
fattbabakay:
Okay one thread of its kinds

Point of correction, fynestboi ddnt earn his popularity from being a Mod, I can mention some 10 Nairaland moderators that nobody knows about.

If he ddn't deliver value, nobody would know him.


This subject matter is getting boring, can u find something else to talk about? Maybe Wizkid or somtin...


is Nobody a moderator.......... As a matter of fact I can't quote him
Romance / Re: I Have The Opportunity To Take My Pound Of Flesh From Her Now by Phasesone(m): 7:04pm On Jul 01, 2016
Okay you can do whatever you want to do.... But when you lose your job and another woman uses you as her sex slave.... Dont come crying back to her if she then gets rich and powerful....

Fate changes.... like the way it changed back when you guys were in the university...

Stay Healthy, Stay Wise..

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Romance / Re: Things I Have Learnt So Far Datn Naija Gals ( a clarion call) by Phasesone(m): 5:58pm On Jul 01, 2016
ebonyeyes88:
why are you mad? So mad you insult me Be happy let's stop the insults and daggers. Don't spew out your negative energy on me, it seems like you got bigger problems than anyone else having a mentality like you. Ashamed, and I hope you find happiness in your life bro... Grow up life is way too short. It my opinion and should be respected.. Stop generalizing Nigerian women period. Your mom is a woman so it helps.. Don't make yourself look like a fool posting useless information about women unless you planning on turning gay, then keep your hole shut, smells like shit..

When I started this conversation with you I didnt expect anything resourceful to come out of it... Your signature says it all..... Well arguing with a woman is an ugly event which I do not wish to be a participator.....

I hope you understand my grounds.... the possibility of you being a virgin are at 25%.. Right here in Nigeria virginity represents a good woman (although it is not the criteria of a good wife)... You may have fling that on some few boyfriends or One night stand to a degree.... But this differentiates the culture in a Nigerian woman and an American woman (African American also)...........

I made this comment simple.... Maybe you are a simpleton and is unable to understand what I said and where am heading... but i perfectly understand you since you base your opinion on the fact that not all women are the same...

Understand the culture (Its what builds men and builds women also, and what Americans don't have)
Romance / Re: Does It Mean Dat We Ar Dating by Phasesone(m): 1:16pm On Jul 01, 2016
Ask him what he wants from you.... like the other guy said
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Does Anyone Here Receiv Feedback Text Frm Npower? by Phasesone(m): 12:09pm On Jul 01, 2016
I am a Cyber Cafe Administrator and I so did this Npower registration for some of my customers and that has been the same issue for the same length of time.... Maybe its due to that fact
Romance / Re: Things I Have Learnt So Far Datn Naija Gals ( a clarion call) by Phasesone(m): 9:37am On Jul 01, 2016
ebonyeyes88:
Don't generalize because I am African American woman. Not all marriages in America are like that. Also the celebrity marriages are publicity stunts to get more views, which makes more money for them. I thought you would have known it. So what women have same rights even same pay for work as men. What your issue with marriages in America? If marriage isn't what you want , you're able to move on with your life instead of living with a cheating spouse or spouse living a different lifestyle. It is what it is but don't generalize in America. People make everything eveything look so bad over here but can't wait for a green card to come to America so stop it.

Green card you say! You speak so full of yourself and of your country..... Maybe you have have been married like 2 times or had up to 10 boyfriends ... which am sure you slept with all of them......

This just shows a lack of culture.... which makes most marriages in America (up to 60%) a failure.... Over there the second marriage is almost as popular as the first....

Am not here to argue over marriages between countries.... Because I know that a cultured country and people make the best and FYI ... America isn''t cultured... Many Nigerian men run to America, make some cash and run back to marry Nigerian women... (green card indeed)

Am not generalizing, but since you took it a little personal... am sure you are one of these uncultured women?
Romance / Re: 29 Ladies Pounded In Six Months... by Phasesone(m): 5:18pm On Jun 30, 2016
Do you know what I like about you....

You just told how perverted a man can be and how foolish he can be when setting his goals for the half of the year....

You also showed me how desperate and uncultured women can be.....

You are supposed to be building women into greatness and not making trophies of their unclothedness ....

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Romance / Re: Things I Have Learnt So Far Datn Naija Gals ( a clarion call) by Phasesone(m): 5:15pm On Jun 30, 2016
The most interesting part was where you said that marriage is the greatest achievement.... Yes Marriage should not be the greatest achievement in a woman's life.... But somehow I am happy it is so.... Here is why

If you look at America where a woman is almost equal to a man, and her choices in life and based on her and not on the society.... These people barely get married to one man for life.... Look at the popular celebrities for example e.g Kim Kardashian, Her husband Kanye West is her 5th Husband....

Women there even see marriage as a dating relationship, as a simple court order allows them to divorce that man....

Also Nigerian girls are what I call developing Women..... There was a time when american women were like that.... (just like the way Nigerian ladies are) and then they developed, got advanced and moved on to what they are today...

The era of that change is sweeping over africa, including Nigeria and soon you will see a difference in the Nigerian girls and you will come up with a different complaint....
Romance / Re: Thread For People Who Have Or Still Suck Their Babe's Kpekus. by Phasesone(m): 7:30pm On Jun 29, 2016
Going down is the highlight of the deal!!! Most times y'all wanna ram in, we just want to be eaten and eaten WELL!! You know, play with the tongue and stuff.... embarassed embarassed

By the way, it's 'I'm' not 'Am'. undecided

So Nobody is a moderator.... I see
Romance / Re: Help! Found Out My Girlfriend Is Not Who I Thought She Is! by Phasesone(m): 7:24pm On Jun 29, 2016
Okay you may go back to her But first read this

If she trying to change because she loves you or because she knows that what she is doing is wrong.... and why is she sleeping with lecturers... females sleep with lecturers for money and examination marks... If she by an chance gets close to failing her exam, that lecturer has guaranteed excess to her womanhood....

Women don't just say I won't do it again just because of love... its better you learn why she does it and cripple her access.... If it is for money.... Then oh boy I hope you have enough money and also you have the sense to teach her how to manage (economize) cus most women don't know how to do so...

if it is for examination marks.... Then I hope you are intelligent and can coach her romantically... (This will really bring you guys together)....

If its because she loves sex so much (or she is just a wayward girl).... if she loves sex so much then you can control that by increasing your ejaculation time and all that sex stuff... if she is wayward then her love for you can curb this one easily...

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Phones / Re: Some Reasons Why You Should Stop Ignoring Incoming Texts by Phasesone(m): 8:11am On Jun 29, 2016
captainbangz:
i don't have go through his/her text message to know. afterall the unread/new message icon on the top bar does the job.

so that icons tell you that he/she has millions of unread messages huh

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