That person is destined to die.. Thats is a confirmation....

Kcee14:
I am a girl of 26 years from Delta state. I have a guy I have been dating for close to 3years now and he is from mbaise. My guy told me that he is coming for introduction and I told my parents about it and they said over their dead body will they allow me marry from mbaise. Please,is anything wrong with Mbaise? Are there ladies here that are married to mbaise men and living happily. Please, I am really sad now. I need advice and answers

We call Dem Snake

Kcee14:
I am a girl of 26 years from Delta state. I have a guy I have been dating for close to 3years now and he is from mbaise. My guy told me that he is coming for introduction and I told my parents about it and they said over their dead body will they allow me marry from mbaise. Please,is anything wrong with Mbaise? Are there ladies here that are married to mbaise men and living happily. Please, I am really sad now. I need advice and answers

The only truth is that dey can mold Brain here,,,, ut Dad go don encounter their Brain Molding, its something dey cant hide, even for bride prize if dem Mold brain for ur Papa, he go give u for free....


Nothing really serious apart from Brain Molding

Just mistske say u sabi where him dey.... U go 1st nter cell......


My country weak me jorrr

Chepos1:
This bobrisky is a he or she?

transgendered

Its not a rocket science,, u buy airtel data and u are able to use it.

But u buy Glo, it will last for even 1year,,,, bcus u will be unable to use it.... Now tell me why dem no go carry last even wen den use juju cover pple eye, e no go work jare.

Kingpee2:
On behalf of every Nigerian ,we need to give biafrans their Biafra,they cannot come and spoil our reputation ,if they want to spoil anything Abeg let it be their Biafra alone .

Noooo wayyyy oooooooooo, 1 Nigeria for eva

B4 we use to get iron by digging d soil, but now Iron falls like rain in Nigeria... U fit just stand, iron go begin fall.... 9ja ooooooooo which way na

It is Longzerious bus

I think he go don die person money.....

Like i will always say give to Lala what is Lala's and give to Seun what is Seun's.

And chop only ur own share

Wen be time i beg

paul100:
Please,i need advice.Since i enter 100 level,i cannot read like i use to read in secondary sch.Anytime,i come back from lectures in the evening after my classes throughout the day,i sleep too much even after setting alarm to wake me,i still sleep till the next morning,and the morning is always covered with classes so i can't read in the morning and my exam are very close.please help me,no insult please

Just take ur book along with u wen going to sleep, read in the dream where every thing is soft.
Thank me later

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Toyota corolla 2005
Location of driver:bucknor, Ikotun, isolo, ijegun, jakonde, agor, isheri, okota, Ejigbo, etc
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Driver needed for rental...30k weekly
Toyota corolla 2005
Location of driver:bucknor, Ikotun, isolo, ijegun, jakonde, agor, isheri, okota, Ejigbo, etc
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njuwo:
I'm been seeing people around this forum complaining of how they've been searching for job with no remedy. I was in their shoes until a friend of mine introduced me to a business that changed my life last year. Normally people charge people 50k to teach this business which is called mini importation but my friend taught me for free. In a bid to at least reduce the rate of unemployment I want to teach 50 people mini importation for free. I'm going to create a whatsapp group for this training, if you want to learn and start making money like me, drop your whatsapp number let me add you, once it reaches 50 persons, I'll stop adding and start the training at my free time, thank you and God bless you.

07011304663

See how fresh she still looks, if na some celebrities now, dem for don yellow pass Bobrisky..... Watin dem dey Rub, i no no........

When talk is very affordable....pple tends to talk... Mteeeewsssss

Will make The X my best Man for the wedding
If she agrees, we go ahead, if she decline, wedding Over.......... Me just wan dey look d guy face and my wife face

As d man, i will only need her to wash Isam, Kpomo and slice them for me and watch me cook my afang soup, Edikikong or Editang........

I love cooking oooo, but na only wen it comes to doz 3food, i go assit her bcus i no dey like failed attempt on doz 3food.

And i will make sure she doznt get close to the kitchen on sundays........ So doz food will be made only on a sunday, while i feed her

Has she got other things to offer?

If yes, then she looks lovely

If yash is all she got, den she is just as usless as the tyre i just changed from my car due to alignment wahala.

Give me a chance and see if i no go do pass that guy.... To me self, diz woman no big

faceURfront:


Fixed

Correct man

Hmm

I will ask her if she walked through the valley of shadow of death

larrixauto2017:
Hello sir. It depend on how long you have been using the fluid in the transmission. And the technician that we handle the service. Cause not all technician no how too handle the service for transmission. For the fluid sir we use DURAMAX TRANSMISSION OIL. In our workshop cause it is less expensive than the toyota ATF. If you are in lagos we can supply you the oil sir. Thank you

Am in Lagos Sir, and what is the price

Hello Goodmorning Mr Larry, Pls i use a toyota Matrix 2005 model and my Transmission fluid needs to be changed, but i heard changing it atimes cud cus a problem, pls can you help in recommending the best and affordable ATF i can use for My Car?

tactius:
Their kids can't dare fail maths now!

No be wen u born 5 or 6......

easzypeaszy:
Will I say d dude is right or wrong
Example:
a = 18000
b = 30000
c = 18000
X = 18k X 30k / 18k = 30k
So if
a= 75k
b = 30k
c = 18k
Meaning My X = 75k X 30k / 18k = 125k

I don hammer....hahahahaha

But will dey agree to calculate it dis way or they will just add 13k to ur previous pay?
That won't mk sense sha

If C is above 30k den dnt expect any increase..
But where C is lower than 30k den the difference will be added to ur new salary...

Shikina..

Ok

Since 1 pata mi ta, makes one benzi mi ta....

Plus your pata, it will make two Benzi mi ta...




Who else wants to make it the 3rd Benzi mi ta

The only single man we are sure of now in Nigeria is Don Jazzy, if u are not dating him, den u must be dating a married man.....


Na joke oooooo, am not married ooo