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Adverts / Re: Make $500 Or More Every Day In Your House Or Office. by plazmakite(m): 1:10pm On Oct 20, 2013
don't get scammed.
Adverts / Re: Acemoneypro: The Magic Software That Credit Account $7 Every Day. by plazmakite(m): 12:54pm On Oct 20, 2013
There is a better way to make money online and it is not magic software. It is a legit business of renting some of the processing power of your computer and getting PAID Simple . Signup now and confirm your account. http:///rentyourpc
Phones / Re: Tecno N7 5" Android Phone by plazmakite(m): 12:06pm On May 26, 2013
klens: Finally my n7 is back up to a month now. I took it to one Tecno dealer in aba they took it to Lagos. The phone that doesn't power on only vibrates was fixed. I love Tecno for that
Dude, i beg you, pls post a link to a recent backup or stock rom of your n7. I eagerly await your reply. Tanx.
Romance / Re: When Your Partner Doesnt Compromise For Love's Sake by plazmakite(m): 12:03pm On Apr 03, 2013
Your story is sad and patetic. But it seems you like it that way. You might give it some time try talking to him about it. If nothing changes then no body needs to tell you what to do next.
Religion / Re: Many 2go Users To Die Today-tb Joshua by plazmakite(m): 2:44am On Aug 22, 2012
Is he saying that Baba God in all his power and majesty has a problem with a small computer programe called 2go?
Religion / Re: If Heaven Is Real Why Are Christians Afraid To Die?? by plazmakite(m): 2:40am On Aug 22, 2012
Every one including christians are afraid of death because deep down in our hearts no one truly knows what is on the other side. All we have is a very interesting book that is full of every day wisdom to calm our fears and help us explain things that seem to overwhelm our minds like "what becomes of us when we die"? People read it and are content to go about their daily lives and when they err the good book tells them that every thing will be alright. God forgives and life goes on and when it ends, rest awaits beyond the pearly gates. But the truth is that no one has ever seen, heard or felt anything they just accept the book without question. Kings and polititians noticed this and turned the books into tools of deception and control and in the process wrote many versions of it.But like a drug it sooths and calms simple minds so that they don't ask too ,any questions.
Technology Market / DVD/CD Disc Burners Wanted For Immediate Purchase by plazmakite(m): 12:11pm On Aug 16, 2012
Standalone DVD/CD Duplicator 1 to 11 Multiple Disc Burners wanted for immediate purchase
Computer Market / SSD Drives Wanted For Purchase. by plazmakite(m): 4:36pm On Aug 14, 2012
SSD Drives: solid state disc drives 300gb, 500gb, 750gb wanted for evaluation and purchase.
Computer Market / SSD Drives Wanted For Purchase. by plazmakite(m): 2:07pm On Aug 14, 2012
SSD Drives: solid state disc drives wanted for evaluation and purchase.
Computer Market / Re: 500gb External Harddrive 10,800 by plazmakite(m): 1:44pm On Aug 14, 2012
I need a SSD Drive of 1tb urgently.
Politics / Re: Something Is Wrong; Power Is Improving by plazmakite(m): 12:50pm On Jul 31, 2012
The Power situation has improved before in the past only to nose dive Nigerians into a deep pit of darkness. So let us hope that this new improvement would get from better to best so that the next generation of our children will never have any reason to shout "up NEPA".
Jokes Etc / Re: "The Funniest Joke In The World" by plazmakite(m): 11:47pm On Jul 26, 2012
Hmmm! this joke don turn to prayer session..
Religion / Re: Do Atheists believe there is Karma? by plazmakite(m): 7:32pm On Jul 26, 2012
karma or not, this world is a closed system. The evil you perpetuate today would remain in the hearts of your victims telling on their children who would still share those experiences with your own children at an unforeseeable future time (vehicle crash, assassinations, suicide bombings, disease outbreak, revolutions and wars, corruption and theft, cheating spouses). So folks usually don't get what they deserve, they get what their fathers deserve. This world is a crowded market, if you throw a stone, you'll hit every one including your own.
Jokes Etc / "The Funniest Joke In The World" by plazmakite(m): 7:07pm On Jul 26, 2012
The funniest joke in the world Season 01 E01.

The year was 1968 and the land was in chaos for the people were at war.
The biafran front lines had been pushed back by the nigerian army and a nigerian victory seemed certain.
Facing defeat, the desperate biafran high command began to seek any means necessary to win the war.
They were ready to deploy unconventional strategies to turn the tide and after much debate, they agreed to utilise "the funniest joke in the world" as a weapon.
Watch out for Episode 2.
Jokes Etc / Re: Grass Eater by plazmakite(m): 6:28pm On Jul 26, 2012
Typical example of "a very good bad guy".
Jokes Etc / Re: The "Books" That Has Corrupted Nigerian Leaders Read by plazmakite(m): 6:26pm On Jul 26, 2012
Very true. The tortise is never seen as a hero but is view as a con-man.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by plazmakite(m): 6:17pm On Jul 26, 2012
this is incredibly funny.
Jokes Etc / Re: #ramadhan Tins O ..see What This Man Is Eating For Sahur (sarri) by plazmakite(m): 6:13pm On Jul 26, 2012
if that concoction goes critial with stomach acid there will be an explosion.
Jokes Etc / Re: Are We Going To? by plazmakite(m): 6:10pm On Jul 26, 2012
nice one.
Jokes Etc / Re: Emeka by plazmakite(m): 6:09pm On Jul 26, 2012
No make sense at all....
Jokes Etc / Re: ALAGBON BREAK!!! Coming Soon To Theatres Near You by plazmakite(m): 6:01pm On Jul 26, 2012
grin Ha! Ha! Ha!......
Jokes Etc / Re: Yoruba Girls! by plazmakite(m): 5:59pm On Jul 26, 2012
My ribs cracked @ the 1st one. Sincerely appreciating the ATM machine. Gud one.
Jokes Etc / Re: An Odd Country by plazmakite(m): 5:55pm On Jul 26, 2012
Two shameless old men blocking traffic with their huge 4*4s and hurling insults @ each other in front of the youths.
Jokes Etc / Re: End Your Sentence With 'it Seems You Are A Fool by plazmakite(m): 5:51pm On Jul 26, 2012
silence is the best answer for a fool. Any one who post on this thread again is the ultimate fool.
Jokes Etc / Re: Glo Is Better Than Mtn! by plazmakite(m): 5:47pm On Jul 26, 2012
guy d joke make sense. Two mumu ask mumu question com get mumu answer...
Jokes Etc / Re: What Will You Describe This Picture As? by plazmakite(m): 5:40pm On Jul 26, 2012
strange and disturbing things like this happen in Nigeria every day. I can't begin to describe some of the stuff i've seen. If we don't wake up and tackle poverty very soon it may become an accepted way of life in this country and stranger things like cannibalism may occur. God help us.
Jokes Etc / Re: I Want My Family Name Be On Guiness Book Of Record,guess Wat I Want To Do. by plazmakite(m): 10:53am On Jul 24, 2012
instead of spitting venom and curses at dis fella why don't we ask him why he entertained such thoughts in the first place.
Jokes Etc / Re: New Poze 4 D Ladies.. :) Crouching Tiger by plazmakite(m): 10:33am On Jul 24, 2012
ok i've seen d Crouching Tiger. wat of d Hidden dragon?
Jokes Etc / Re: What Is Facebook? by plazmakite(m): 10:31am On Jul 24, 2012
true talk. i don notice say ass kissas plenty.

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