Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by OkuFaba(m): 11:19pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
Mr100Dollars: At a friend's shop, that was many years ago, she was wearing a big skirt, so i passed my hand under and started fingering her first, the shop was a bit dark. The girl became so Hot and she sat on me open the big skirt. Omo na so we knack o that shop go run down by now 1 Like |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by NewDelhi(m): 11:19pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
dannyrhymes600: I held sukura omo iya alagbo like my new bride and I was giving it to her with the speed of light, I was going at the speed of 5 strokes per second, then this dude that has 4 heads just burst open the mortuary's door and started chasing us around, I used the juju that Mr abija gave me to vanish from the mortuary alongside sukura. We landed in a cementary in songo ota but we didn't stop banging. Then a dwarf came out of one of the graves and started playing guitar for us, another dwarf came and was cradling my balls in excitement. I looked to my left and saw a one eyed guy with hunch back coming towards us, he held his microphone like no man's business. Few minutes later the 4 headed dude came and swallow my dwarf guitarist. I clinched tight to my sukura and we started banging and running, the 4 headed dude started singing, you can only run run run pass Terry G when you run mad. We ran for one hour and I was ready to ejaculate, as the 4 headed dude approached us, I sprayed my hot cream all over his 4 heads. It happened that the acid from my ice cream was too much for him to handle, then he died. That was when I woke up from the dream Only you don use like 3 different monikers comment so far on this thread just to generate traffic. Get a life. 2 Likes |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by Idamond: 11:19pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
Ayo2004: In ss2,this girl was the laboratory prefect so she had the key to our school laboratories..
On my birthday,she told me she bought gifts for me (we were dating) buy she would give me after night prep when we meet in the laboratory area.We always have one and a half hour to ourselves before our hostels are locked after night prep so after night prep,everybody retired to their hostels and the lights in the classroom area( and laboratories) were turned off but I sneaked back there only to see her waiting in front of the biology lab.I knew the deed we were about to do so I already got condoms from one of my ss3 seniors
We entered and she locked it behind me.She gave me a wristwatch,leather shoes and cologne in a bag as my gifts.Naso we start the do o,I first sat her on the practical podium before I used my hand to work her big breasts and soft big bumbum before moving to her toto.I wasnt really experienced but xvideos taught me some.When she don wet and begin dey beg me to put it in,i change am to cowgirl,69,reverse cowgirl and doggy.Naso I come for 1st condom o This girl start to dey ask for 2nd round but I should make it more intense.I was so happy I took more than 3 condoms.Naso I bend am for one of our sitting benches insert am give am rough ehnn,we even did it on our laboratory teacher office table We went on and on for like 4 rounds when she squirted the 2nd time.
After,we sat in silence for like 2 minutes before she said "thank you".I just smiled,helped her dress up,hugged her and ran to my hostel. My particular block was already locked when I got there.My housemaster came and flogged me with mopstick like 10 times before opening the gates but funny enough,I just smiled. Mehnnn,those memories....
The girl is currently studying Medicine in UK(she got scholarship because she too smart) while I am stuck here eating akara and bread wasting my free time on nairaland praying for my bet9ja ticket to enter ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) If to say I see person sponsor my football carrier,I for don dey UK dey ball for Man city....
lol Manchester city you mean? she fit help na remind her of all dis and wait and see the reaction ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) 1 Like |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by Nobody: 11:21pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
NewDelhi:
Only you don use like 3 different monikers comment so far on this thread just to generate traffic. Get a life. Lol na only person wey get identity problems and low self esteem dey do that kind thing. Me just enter the thread to catch cruise |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by OkuFaba(m): 11:22pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
Ayo2004: The girl is currently studying Medicine in UK(she got scholarship because she too smart) while I am stuck here eating akara and bread wasting my free time on nairaland praying for my bet9ja ticket to enter ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) If to say I see person sponsor my football carrier,I for don dey UK dey ball for Man city....
This got me 1 Like
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Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by Idamond: 11:22pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
Mr100Dollars: At a friend's shop, that was many years ago, she was wearing a big skirt, so i passed my hand under and started fingering her first, the shop was a bit dark. The girl became so Hot and she sat on me open the big skirt. Omo na so we knack o that shop done pass second reading, by now the shop done scatter, kpatakpata 1 Like |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by omotoshodontee1: 11:30pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
On a football pitch...the stroking was getting intense when this thunder strike like shey earth wan crack.omoh,my dick went flat immediately and we dispersed in within a blink.. D thing pain me die 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by Ayo2004: 11:37pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
Idamond:
lol Manchester city you mean? she fit help na remind her of all dis and wait and see the reaction ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) We don't talk anymore I just see her IG posts,like and move on.. Na my parents cause this wahala,in secondary school,I wasn't rich or too fine or too smart,what made me a big boy was football I don't mean to brag but I was literally invicible I was like the Lionel Messi of my school.. Those dribbles,long shots, skills,killer passes made the entire school hail me,if I just touch ball,everybody go dey shout... the girls go just corner me after the match Even ss3 boys and our teachers were scared to play against me and my guys.. My classmates I1 and I2 go just dey fight for me anytime we want to play ball Those days were my best because I was like a god Even the local competition with other schools,I always led my team to victory My neighbors,classmates and teachers usually urged me to start playing football I begged and begged my parents to let me play football but my father promised to stop funding my life if I tried such Once,when I was 14,before I was forced to go to science class so I can study medicine,I argued with my father about it but he gave me the beating of my life When I tried to get in touch with one of my uncles abroad,it led to a fight with my father.. Omo na so that dream just comot Nowadays,when things are not going right,I wonder how life could have been rosy for me if I was allowed to play football E sure me say I for don dey ball for one European top team dey collect like €150k weekly dey chop life.. We meuvvee sha ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) 29 Likes |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by Idamond: 11:45pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
Ayo2004:
We don't talk anymore I just see her IG posts,like and move on..
Na my parents cause this wahala,in secondary school,I wasn't rich or too fine or too smart,what made me a big boy was football I don't mean to brag but I was literally invicible I was like the Lionel Messi of my school.. Those dribbles,long shots, skills,killer passes made the entire school hail me,if I just touch ball,everybody go dey shout... the girls go just corner me after the match Even ss3 boys and our teachers were scared to play against me and my guys.. My classmates I1 and I2 go just dey fight for me anytime we want to play ball Those days were my best because I was like a god Even the local competition with other schools,I always led my team to victory My neighbors,classmates and teachers usually urged me to start playing football
I begged and begged my parents to let me play football but my father promised to stop funding my life if I tried such Once,when I was 14,before I was forced to go to science class so I can study medicine,I argued with my father about it but he gave me the beating of my life When I tried to get in touch with one of my uncles abroad,it led to a fight with my father.. Omo na so that dream just comot
Nowadays,when things are not going right,I wonder how life could have been rosy for me if I was allowed to play football E sure me say I for don dey ball for one European top team dey collect like €150k weekly dey chop life..
We meuvvee sha ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
hope still dey ur football age never reach 25.. 1 Like |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by Afostev11(m): 11:49pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
Ayo2004:
Nah,my time has passed... It's time for another nigga to activate okafor's law on her
I just enjoy the memories I didnt mean okafor's law but court her and make things real if only you want to.... but seriously she might be single and fantasizing you as well but your decision las las shaaa 1 Like |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by Ayo2004: 11:56pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
Afostev11: I didnt mean okafor's law but court her and make things real if only you want to.... but seriously she might be single and fantasizing you as well but your decision las las shaaa Omo,no be nollywood movie o I dey UNILAG She dey study for UK Wetin wan happen? This girl na confam fine girl o with better assets and good character,many billionaire guys for there for don dey fall Even the way she dey dress and the way she dey post luxurious lifestyle for IG stories,I know say na money dey behind am o... That time don go 10 Likes |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by Ayo2004: 11:57pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
Idamond:
hope still dey ur football age never reach 25.. 18 years too old to start sef.. I just play around for fun now |
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Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by Mastakija(m): 12:48am On Sep 11, 2021 |
Ayo2004: In ss2,this girl was the laboratory prefect so she had the key to our school laboratories..
On my birthday,she told me she bought gifts for me (we were dating) buy she would give me after night prep when we meet in the laboratory area.We always have one and a half hour to ourselves before our hostels are locked after night prep so after night prep,everybody retired to their hostels and the lights in the classroom area( and laboratories) were turned off but I sneaked back there only to see her waiting in front of the biology lab.I knew the deed we were about to do so I already got condoms from one of my ss3 seniors
We entered and she locked it behind me.She gave me a wristwatch,leather shoes and cologne in a bag as my gifts.Naso we start the do o,I first sat her on the practical podium before I used my hand to work her big breasts and soft big bumbum before moving to her toto.I wasnt really experienced but xvideos taught me some.When she don wet and begin dey beg me to put it in,i change am to cowgirl,69,reverse cowgirl and doggy.Naso I come for 1st condom o This girl start to dey ask for 2nd round but I should make it more intense.I was so happy I took more than 3 condoms.Naso I bend am for one of our sitting benches insert am give am rough ehnn,we even did it on our laboratory teacher office table We went on and on for like 4 rounds when she squirted the 2nd time.
After,we sat in silence for like 2 minutes before she said "thank you".I just smiled,helped her dress up,hugged her and ran to my hostel. My particular block was already locked when I got there.My housemaster came and flogged me with mopstick like 10 times before opening the gates but funny enough,I just smiled. Mehnnn,those memories....
The girl is currently studying Medicine in UK(she got scholarship because she too smart) while I am stuck here eating akara and bread wasting my free time on nairaland praying for my bet9ja ticket to enter ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) If to say I see person sponsor my football carrier,I for don dey UK dey ball for Man city....
she don use ur aisiki make am 8 Likes
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Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by Ayo2004: 1:53am On Sep 11, 2021 |
Mastakija: she don use ur aisiki make am I don know say person go talk am ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) But naa,this girl na brainy since jss1 |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by sirgalahad26(m): 2:46am On Sep 11, 2021 |
Awon to ba Ventura je leleyi o ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) we're coming for you shomutuski: Ventura mall restroom Shoprite parking lot
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Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by KingDash: 3:29am On Sep 11, 2021 |
Ayo2004:
18 years too old to start sef..
I just play around for fun now bros person wey go make am go make am even if na 30, I get like 3 niggas wey dey use football age, and those guys na old ass niggas.. two dey play for russia, the other dey play for france. 5 Likes |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by Rolly22(m): 6:59am On Sep 11, 2021 |
Ayo2004: In ss2,this girl was the laboratory prefect so she had the key to our school laboratories..
On my birthday,she told me she bought gifts for me (we were dating) buy she would give me after night prep when we meet in the laboratory area.We always have one and a half hour to ourselves before our hostels are locked after night prep so after night prep,everybody retired to their hostels and the lights in the classroom area( and laboratories) were turned off but I sneaked back there only to see her waiting in front of the biology lab.I knew the deed we were about to do so I already got condoms from one of my ss3 seniors
We entered and she locked it behind me.She gave me a wristwatch,leather shoes and cologne in a bag as my gifts.Naso we start the do o,I first sat her on the practical podium before I used my hand to work her big breasts and soft big bumbum before moving to her toto.I wasnt really experienced but xvideos taught me some.When she don wet and begin dey beg me to put it in,i change am to cowgirl,69,reverse cowgirl and doggy.Naso I come for 1st condom o This girl start to dey ask for 2nd round but I should make it more intense.I was so happy I took more than 3 condoms.Naso I bend am for one of our sitting benches insert am give am rough ehnn,we even did it on our laboratory teacher office table We went on and on for like 4 rounds when she squirted the 2nd time.
After,we sat in silence for like 2 minutes before she said "thank you".I just smiled,helped her dress up,hugged her and ran to my hostel. My particular block was already locked when I got there.My housemaster came and flogged me with mopstick like 10 times before opening the gates but funny enough,I just smiled. Mehnnn,those memories....
The girl is currently studying Medicine in UK(she got scholarship because she too smart) while I am stuck here eating akara and bread wasting my free time on nairaland praying for my bet9ja ticket to enter ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) If to say I see person sponsor my football carrier,I for don
dey UK dey ball for Man city....
Reason the babe one or two na |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by StayMotivated: 7:06am On Sep 11, 2021 |
Lecture hall in Uni |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by alphaNomega: 7:20am On Sep 11, 2021 |
Ayo2004:
We don't talk anymore I just see her IG posts,like and move on..
Na my parents cause this wahala,in secondary school,I wasn't rich or too fine or too smart,what made me a big boy was football I don't mean to brag but I was literally invicible I was like the Lionel Messi of my school.. Those dribbles,long shots, skills,killer passes made the entire school hail me,if I just touch ball,everybody go dey shout... the girls go just corner me after the match Even ss3 boys and our teachers were scared to play against me and my guys.. My classmates I1 and I2 go just dey fight for me anytime we want to play ball Those days were my best because I was like a god Even the local competition with other schools,I always led my team to victory My neighbors,classmates and teachers usually urged me to start playing football
I begged and begged my parents to let me play football but my father promised to stop funding my life if I tried such Once,when I was 14,before I was forced to go to science class so I can study medicine,I argued with my father about it but he gave me the beating of my life When I tried to get in touch with one of my uncles abroad,it led to a fight with my father.. Omo na so that dream just comot
Nowadays,when things are not going right,I wonder how life could have been rosy for me if I was allowed to play football E sure me say I for don dey ball for one European top team dey collect like €150k weekly dey chop life..
We meuvvee sha ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
Knowing how the Sport industry in Nigeria is, you would have been far worse than you are now. You can imagine the embarrassment our Olympics team faced in Tokyo few weeks ago, now look at how top sportsmen and women are treated Let's say your dream was to play in a foreign league, how many Nigerians do you know that have made it happen? The good thing is that you can still be a successful hustler and play football in your leisure. 2 Likes |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by Lilpen3758: 7:26am On Sep 11, 2021 |
Ayo2004: In ss2,this girl was the laboratory prefect so she had the key to our school laboratories..
On my birthday,she told me she bought gifts for me (we were dating) buy she would give me after night prep when we meet in the laboratory area.We always have one and a half hour to ourselves before our hostels are locked after night prep so after night prep,everybody retired to their hostels and the lights in the classroom area( and laboratories) were turned off but I sneaked back there only to see her waiting in front of the biology lab.I knew the deed we were about to do so I already got condoms from one of my ss3 seniors
We entered and she locked it behind me.She gave me a wristwatch,leather shoes and cologne in a bag as my gifts.Naso we start the do o,I first sat her on the practical podium before I used my hand to work her big breasts and soft big bumbum before moving to her toto.I wasnt really experienced but xvideos taught me some.When she don wet and begin dey beg me to put it in,i change am to cowgirl,69,reverse cowgirl and doggy.Naso I come for 1st condom o This girl start to dey ask for 2nd round but I should make it more intense.I was so happy I took more than 3 condoms.Naso I bend am for one of our sitting benches insert am give am rough ehnn,we even did it on our laboratory teacher office table We went on and on for like 4 rounds when she squirted the 2nd time.
After,we sat in silence for like 2 minutes before she said "thank you".I just smiled,helped her dress up,hugged her and ran to my hostel. My particular block was already locked when I got there.My housemaster came and flogged me with mopstick like 10 times before opening the gates but funny enough,I just smiled. Mehnnn,those memories....
The girl is currently studying Medicine in UK(she got scholarship because she too smart) while I am stuck here eating akara and bread wasting my free time on nairaland praying for my bet9ja ticket to enter ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) If to say I see person sponsor my football carrier,I for don dey UK dey ball for Man city....
brother e go be just believe..... |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by Lilpen3758: 7:29am On Sep 11, 2021 |
dannyrhymes600: I held sukura omo iya alagbo like my new bride and I was giving it to her with the speed of light, I was going at the speed of 5 strokes per second, then this dude that has 4 heads just burst open the mortuary's door and started chasing us around, I used the juju that Mr abija gave me to vanish from the mortuary alongside sukura. We landed in a cementary in songo ota but we didn't stop banging. Then a dwarf came out of one of the graves and started playing guitar for us, another dwarf came and was cradling my balls in excitement. I looked to my left and saw a one eyed guy with hunch back coming towards us, he held his microphone like no man's business. Few minutes later the 4 headed dude came and swallow my dwarf guitarist. I clinched tight to my sukura and we started banging and running, the 4 headed dude started singing, you can only run run run pass Terry G when you run mad. We ran for one hour and I was ready to ejaculate, as the 4 headed dude approached us, I sprayed my hot cream all over his 4 heads. It happened that the acid from my ice cream was too much for him to handle, then he died. That was when I woke up from the dream bro forget jokes you need help ASAP 3 Likes |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by kelvinezeh55(m): 7:48am On Sep 11, 2021 |
dannyrhymes600: I held sukura omo iya alagbo like my new bride and I was giving it to her with the speed of light, I was going at the speed of 5 strokes per second, then this dude that has 4 heads just burst open the mortuary's door and started chasing us around, I used the juju that Mr abija gave me to vanish from the mortuary alongside sukura. We landed in a cementary in songo ota but we didn't stop banging. Then a dwarf came out of one of the graves and started playing guitar for us, another dwarf came and was cradling my balls in excitement. I looked to my left and saw a one eyed guy with hunch back coming towards us, he held his microphone like no man's business. Few minutes later the 4 headed dude came and swallow my dwarf guitarist. I clinched tight to my sukura and we started banging and running, the 4 headed dude started singing, you can only run run run pass Terry G when you run mad. We ran for one hour and I was ready to ejaculate, as the 4 headed dude approached us, I sprayed my hot cream all over his 4 heads. It happened that the acid from my ice cream was too much for him to handle, then he died. That was when I woke up from the dream how much is SK in your area 2 Likes |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by Stanley1155: 7:55am On Sep 11, 2021 |
untop mines wey dey inside sambisa forest. 1 Like |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by Nobody: 8:48am On Sep 11, 2021 |
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Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by Ayo2004: 8:49am On Sep 11, 2021 |
alphaNomega: Knowing how the Sport industry in Nigeria is, you would have been far worse than you are now. You can imagine the embarrassment our Olympics team faced in Tokyo few weeks ago, now look at how top sportsmen and women are treated
Let's say your dream was to play in a foreign league, how many Nigerians do you know that have made it happen?
The good thing is that you can still be a successful hustler and play football in your leisure. You have a point but my dream was to go to all these English academy, join at a young age and I was very sure I would make it to a top team first squad.... Na Nigerian parents and their mentality finish me But everything still good Sha,I dey learn computer programming so one way or the other,that success and money must come out 8 Likes |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by Ayo2004: 8:50am On Sep 11, 2021 |
Rolly22:
Reason the babe one or two na I go message am but I no put mind o This one don turn better UK slayqueen ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) 2 Likes |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by Nobody: 8:51am On Sep 11, 2021 |
Lilpen3758: bro forget jokes you need help ASAP LMFAO All na cruise I saw that the thread was boring so I decided to throw in my crazy imagination |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by alphaNomega: 8:57am On Sep 11, 2021 |
Ayo2004:
You have a point but my dream was to go to all these English academy, join at a young age and I was very sure I would make it to a top team first squad....
Na Nigerian parents and their mentality finish me But everything still good Sha,I dey learn computer programming so one way or the other,that success and money must come out When you master computer programming, you stand a better chance of working outside the country today. Even if you don't travel, you could get a remote job and earn in foreign currency while residing in Nigeria. 1 Like |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by Lilpen3758: 9:05am On Sep 11, 2021 |
dannyrhymes600:
LMFAO All na cruise I saw that the thread was boring so I decided to throw in my crazy imagination it's Funny actually ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by Nobody: 9:06am On Sep 11, 2021 |
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Re: Weirdest Place You Have Ever Had Sex by Lilpen3758: 9:09am On Sep 11, 2021 |
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