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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 2:51am On Jan 05, 2022 |
Wahala |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by quinSonia(f): 5:12am On Jan 05, 2022 |
Dodoatirice You write very well like a certain flow |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 8:36am On Jan 05, 2022 |
I stood outside my home, go in or not? I kept throwing these thoughts around in my head, what a life, i was even afraid to go into a home that was supposed to provide comfort, what da hell? I peeped in through the gate, everything seemed normal from the outside, imagine, fine cars scattered about my compound like goats that were relaxing on the grass, then my eye caught something, Osa’s Lexus the Lexus suv. I’m sure the key was laying somewhere about in his room.. what a life!! Just as i decided to go in and go face whatever fate beheld me on a low, i looked behind me to try survey the area one last time then one man was Passing by looking at me in a way that made me feel so uncomfortable. Man: Bros, no vex oo, make i tell you something, Me: (I quickly unlocked the gate and went in to be safe, i bolted the gate from the inside but still stood there trying to get a hold of what he wanted to say) Man: Bros i no beg money from you. But if you dey work for this place ehn, my mind tell me say make i tell you say make you noor rush oo. You go get money well well, just small time. Noor go rush ooo.. anything wey your oga do for you no worry, you go gain am back.. The. He started walking away, i was suprised by his advice and i was walking away too with my back to the house in a reverse mode, even with what he said, and my experience last night with Physical Sars (awon eyan bullet), all these ones, so i had to carefully observe the man as he walked away, some steps forward, he turned around and looked at me again and said “nooo rushh, you go make am” i just nodded again showing him a thank you gesture with my hand and went inside. Rubbish, medicine after death i thought, where was this man when I graduated, where was this guy when i was hanging with Ceeza, rubbish!! Then i gave answers to that by myself again with another thought and using the said thought, I judge myself still. “Shey if this man come meet you that time, shey you go hear this thing wey e talk” and that was the truth, and even if i did listen to him talk, Ceeza’s cold and chilling car no go gree. 25 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 8:40am On Jan 05, 2022 |
Nice oh |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Athemisia: 9:16am On Jan 05, 2022 |
dodoatirice:This episode made me quiver as Bleep. I had to pause for 5hrs before coming to complete it. Nice write up though. Fewer typos. You are doing well. @dodoatirice |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 10:31am On Jan 05, 2022 |
Nice one dodoatirice..... The beginning of the end is here...... Abegggggg feed us more updates ... |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Osas187: 10:44am On Jan 05, 2022 |
dayborlee:Pray to do that for your parent first. 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Nobody: 11:31am On Jan 05, 2022 |
dodoatirice: I have a friend named Ceeza. But his’ Caesar. Nice one, Sir. Longest time |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 12:32pm On Jan 05, 2022 |
Waiting |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Twelvedemon12(m): 12:43pm On Jan 05, 2022 |
Following |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Reality3080: 2:24pm On Jan 05, 2022 |
dodoatirice:if anybody still believe this is fiction then the person must b a kid. This is real,I served in ogun state n i can relate with everything he explained about d oshole n d coffin.......this one no b fiction I can bet my life |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by MoneyGoDrop: 2:24pm On Jan 05, 2022 |
Big wahala. Nice update,keep it up |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Hungerbadoo: 2:28pm On Jan 05, 2022 |
Interesting
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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by operAhdam: 3:22pm On Jan 05, 2022 |
Reality3080:comrade rest abegg, na fiction 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Reality3080: 3:39pm On Jan 05, 2022 |
operAhdam:that's your believe right....no time to argue 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Healthrelatedjo: 4:25pm On Jan 05, 2022 |
Leave him alone comrade. Something wey them dey run for idi iroko wella Reality3080: |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Reality3080: 4:40pm On Jan 05, 2022 |
Healthrelatedjo:no mind am,one level even cast lately here,the guy carry small coffin enter house na so him mama jam am come loud everything. The guy had to confess d baba wey run am d level,d baba told them d implication that someone will die in d house b4 7 days if they tamper with the coffin,after much begging d baba told them they will do sacrifice n he billed them 200k...since then we no see guy man for area again. D matter really cast sote them no fit even hide d discussion at all,d guy mama just dey shout Asweardown some people might think it's fiction but there are some mad realities in this story Anything 7 books of Moses n all these mad spirituality I always believe cos they are too real but some indomie generation n oyinbo wannabe will always doubt it 7 Likes |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Healthrelatedjo: 4:44pm On Jan 05, 2022 |
Lol the old woman no want wahala...na big favor d woman do d nigga Reality3080: |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 7:06pm On Jan 05, 2022 |
Anticipating |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by operAhdam: 8:09pm On Jan 05, 2022 |
Reality3080:na u wan argue na..no be same same we be ni,as e dey happen for your side naso e be for here too.. I get four-five friends wey be confirm Alfa wey dey run stuff for boys here.but as far as this comrade dodo story is concerned baba don talk say na fiction let accept it and let peace rein,,ur dissbeliefness ,wetin u know abi Wetin ur eyes don see no fit change am na still fiction e be so therefor comrade,lets enjoy the story and appreciate our comrade.peace 3 Likes |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Reality3080: 9:45pm On Jan 05, 2022 |
operAhdam:yes sir It's fiction |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 11:56pm On Jan 05, 2022 |
Waiting |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 8:00am On Jan 06, 2022 |
Inside my Bloddy house, i didn’t what was to come and i just had to be prepared for anything at any moment then. Ring ring ring!!! My phone screamed itself . Baba’s number was on the caller ID.. wait bullet??. Me: Hello Bullet: Hello ogbeni werey, Oshatiri Ati pada logbe baba e nigbe joor O de shey oo ibon mi to gbe salor Baba iya e ti wanbi Toba feran ara e Yama boor ni station wa Koma stress olopa Hello Mr Werey, You don see am now, We don go back go carry your Baba oo And my gun wey you carry run, Your Baba don dey here If you love yourself Dey come station With my gun wey you carry run Make you come do your case Make you no dey stress police! Gun, Baba, case etc chai this na the real double wahala oo. But but damnmmmmn but i saw baba vanish into thin air na, then i summed it all up together, according to osa, na two types of vanishing dey.. ‘Vanish one’ this type is the type that in the face of danger, before you caput, you go first think where you wan disappear go, you do the signs and off you go. ‘Vanish two’ these type, it seems like you vanished, but the reality of it is that, you’d remain in the same position but just invincible. Now bullet is claiming that they have Baba the. That meant Baba must have used the second Vanish type.. and this type in particular is for the short term.. you’d just be there but invincible and once the countdown completes, your invincibility ends and you can’t use option one or two again for the day. Abi this bullet dey wyn me ni because of him gun wey i carry? Abi which kain wahala be this? Riiiiiiiiiiiing!!!! Bullet: Alaiye yo werey, Toba tin boor magbagbe ibon mi oo (No forget my gun!!) Omo who get time for police, i knew it was only a matter of time if i didn’t go to the station, Baba may lead them to my home (thats if bullet was telling the truth about Baba’s arrest) another thing that was baffling was the fact that I didn’t hear from the spirit world yet. If Baba was really captured, then i was in for a long shift!! Before the system beats me i have to beat the system, i wasn’t gonna take any chances. Upstairs in my room, i threw dome designer ls in my designer bag, picked an array of designer’s shoes, the lexus no plate numbers that Osa bought and didn’t drive, just like I thought, the key was hanging on the drawer.. i grabbed it.. i was gonna go out the room when something just asked me to check his closet. I opened the closet door and there was three three ‘ghana must go’ bags containing cash, money filled to the brim. What was he planning to do with all these monies damn!! I dragged two of the bags to the waiting Lexus, stuffed it in the trunk , went back inside, brought my belongings and thre them in the back seat ready to move. I went back inside, turned off the appliances, cut the power supplies, locked all the windows and doors to each room and locked the main entrance. Got in the car ready to go. Drove outside, alighted again, locked the gate, got in the car and off i went. I haven’t even driven far, i saw a white hilux several cop guys and a familiar figure in cuffs.. Baba looked like he’d seen a ghost in temporary detention. The lexus i drove was all tinted and it was easy for me to drive past the hilux unnoticed… as soon as we passed each other, i noticed as i put pressure on the throttle to get away, my hands on the steering were shaking uncontrollably 16 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by jey4all(m): 9:52am On Jan 06, 2022 |
Boss you are good |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Hungerbadoo: 10:50am On Jan 06, 2022 |
Who no go no the know |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 11:20am On Jan 06, 2022 |
But i just wouldn’t stop, I needed to be on the fast lane, foot off the brake.. just like i was before on that bag chasing journey.. i felt like my life had been like a movie, i was the actor and the people that were in it were co actors.. i felt the end was near. I just didn’t know what to do or what to expect physically and spiritually. But i just had to go. But to where? I could only keep on driving, at that point, nothing mattered again, the people, traffic, traffic lights (they didn’t work anyway), the money in my trunk, life itself. I felt like life was shutting out on me… i want to die!! I said to myself.. (then in reality, the Lexus skidded to one side because i let loose on the steering for a moment. And frantically i took control of the steering and brought the car under control in a minute) see pesin wey wan die i though as i drove on more sensibly now. Now that i was snapped out of my thoughts, i looked ahead and looked at my rearview, no one was tailing me. Ring!!!!! Ring!!!! Ring!!!!!!!!! Baba’s name appeared on the caller ID… oh my days!!!! … now I can’t stand another bullet talk down or was i ready to talk to anyone.. Phone Phone my phone.. i went into the settings, signed out my icloud, and i was on the fast lane as such so I couldn’t stop.. i pressed a button the windows on my side obeeying the call. I grabbed my iphone and flinged it out through the open windows.. i touched a button again amd the windows defied the law of gravity. Smooth.. this car was my car now if i ever make out of here.. i get house for Abeokuta south na. Ogun state way be that i told myself. More pressure on the throttle of the ever blazing Lexus, i was on the highway in no time! 18 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Hungerbadoo: 11:26am On Jan 06, 2022 |
Sufferings are lessons |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by YoungBruzzy(m): 11:50am On Jan 06, 2022 |
Thanks for the update dodoatirice |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 12:17pm On Jan 06, 2022 |
nice update, next 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by operAhdam: 12:18pm On Jan 06, 2022 |
one of the perils of living on a fast lane ..nice one op,I dey really enjoy you |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 12:35pm On Jan 06, 2022 |
If you reach Ogun you find another baba. Since the first one don cast. |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Bukolaberry(f): 10:49pm On Jan 06, 2022 |
thanks for the update, na so baba finally cast, na wa o baba no hot at all, just 1 police raid. |
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