Ficient:


so after you blaze ur 26 wraps finish, na here your mind direct you to come express ur highness abi?

VenusGod:
See me see wahala.

Six month into the relationship, she says that i am to gentle for her liking.

Met her at a friend's place. And that my friend is very rugged. He smokes and drinks alot. I don't smoke but i drink too.

She taught i am rugged like my friend. Anytime she visits me in my house. She would be speaking all those stupid gangster/Cultism language too me. I warned her several time to stop speaking those nonsense to me.

Yesterday, we had a little misunderstanding, omo, come see the para wey this babe dey para for me. I told her i am no longer interested again with the relationship. She said over her dead body. She sey if i no bet her she go put am for my body woto woto.

I just kuku close my mouth. I pretended that every thing was okay until she left. Now she dey call me since for phone and refuse to pick her calls or reply her messages.

See me se wahala.

HilcomTech:


Na so you go dey BLA till police go arrest you come STEP UP your case to judge wey go BLA you to jail.


Stay away from crime as many of your kind are serving jail times now.

fafambo:
are u in ph, if yes, just tell her that ur selina tested, that shes capping vertically, that her irene cannot caprison wetin e see wen ss3 boys Lap her unit to tamahug her, she will fear

fafambo:
are u in ph, if yes, just tell her that ur selina tested, that shes capping vertically, that her irene cannot caprison wetin e see wen ss3 boys Lap her unit to tamahug her, she will fear

VenusGod:
you always find loopholes with every one stories on nairaland. Abeg no vex me.

VenusGod:
i ain't gonna pick her call again.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Sounds like a well laid story but I found a loophole in this story..

Firstly you had a friend who smokes and you found her there or met her through him..what were you expecting?
Tell me this is the first time she's doing this?why making a complaint now..

Tell her you ain't comfortable with her attitude simple..

kals4luv990:
oshe loophole finder,godess of wisdom..no go find work,just dey find loopholes

Delight2014:
Avoid such girl or one day she will use plank reset your medulla then you will learn your lesson in a hard way

HilcomTech:


Help us to translate this jargon.

Not all of us are cultists.

Gkemz:


To get peace of mind, find Jesus. Woman no matter how good she is is subject to change if the things she gains from you are taken away.

fafambo:
iam not a cultist oga,and will never be, WHAT UR HEADPAN CANNOT CUPRISON IS NOT MY NSOGBU,oya dissolve

HilcomTech:



You say you are not a cultist yet you speak their language. Just pray that the police will not arrange you in front of a judge that will CUPRISON your case with serious NSOGBU and dissolve you to prison.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Sounds like a well laid story but I found a loophole in this story..

Firstly you had a friend who smokes and you found her there or met her through him..what were you expecting?
Tell me this is the first time she's doing this?why making a complaint now..

Tell her you ain't comfortable with her attitude simple..

Twenty8:


Loophole finder

HilcomTech:



Na police and judge go settle your case las las.

Tunda fire all the cultists and their sympathaisers.

fafambo:
let thunder fire me if I'm a cultist, but if I'm not let ur own thunder come in hundred folds, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON U

VenusGod:
See me see wahala.

Six month into the relationship, she says that i am to gentle for her liking.

Met her at a friend's place. And that my friend is very rugged. He smokes and drinks alot. I don't smoke but i drink too.

She taught i am rugged like my friend. Anytime she visits me in my house. She would be speaking all those stupid gangster/Cultism language too me. I warned her several time to stop speaking those nonsense to me.

Yesterday, we had a little misunderstanding, omo, come see the para wey this babe dey para for me. I told her i am no longer interested again with the relationship. She said over her dead body. She sey if i no bet her she go put am for my body woto woto.

I just kuku close my mouth. I pretended that every thing was okay until she left. Now she dey call me since for phone and refuse to pick her calls or reply her messages.

See me se wahala.