Goshhhhhh!
Those 17 & 19 year old dudes in the south west should have rather used you or burnt your head for that money ritual stuff because as it stands, you're of no use and will not be of any use to mankind

CriticMaestro:

how am I a simple man?

Which educational attainment would we assume you have around your person?
He said that you are a "SIMP"
Google that clown!

Kriss216:



This is why you're a SIMPle man.

Ask yourself, if that girl is in the position to japa, will she consider you?

You guys should learn to differentiate between being in Love and being Foolish!

Point of correction abro!
Not being foolish but extremely foolish!

Kriss216:



They don use Toto water cook for this one

Aswear!
E don suck am join

CriticMaestro:
So my girlfriend wanted to use my phone to call her mom last week during the brief black out, While going through the phone she saw apps that were to prepare someone to migrate as a skilled worker into some european countries. She immediately got pissed and was just shouting that i was planning on leaving her without informing her. The truth is i downloaded those apps to see if i could get a better opportunity abroad but have never opened any of them. It took some explaining before i was able to convince her that i wasnt planning to leave or atleast anytime soon. I deleted those apps and will just browse stuff about it on my PC when i'm free, if i get the chance to go i will maybe help her to work her way when i am comfortable.

Delete your apps because your gf complained


Who are these weakass niggas

CriticMaestro:

how am I a simple man?

Bros u are very SIMPle. Wait until she has opportunity to go and leave your sorry ass. Don't be deceived by crocodile tears, in this life everybody thinks about himself or herself first before the next person. Do you think if dt ur girl has sure "Americana" who is ready to migrate her she would think twice about you? You go dey delete app. Continue.

There was a story here about a guy who sent 3m to his girl for wedding, babe use am process traveling and japa. SIMPle man was left with egg on his face.

Raalsalghul:


While the male gender may be logical in other endeavours, I don't think same can be said in relationships.

Men use their emotions a lot in relationships while women use their brain.

It's very wrong

CriticMaestro:
So my girlfriend wanted to use my phone to call her mom last week during the brief black out, While going through the phone she saw apps that were to prepare someone to migrate as a skilled worker into some european countries. She immediately got pissed and was just shouting that i was planning on leaving her without informing her. The truth is i downloaded those apps to see if i could get a better opportunity abroad but have never opened any of them. It took some explaining before i was able to convince her that i wasnt planning to leave or atleast anytime soon. I deleted those apps and will just browse stuff about it on my PC when i'm free, if i get the chance to go i will maybe help her to work her way when i am comfortable.

SIMP....you better chase your future if the opportunity comes. You think she LL let you know if reverse is the case. SELF LOVE first!

Kriss216:



They don use Toto water cook for this one

He's an idiot, SIMPS are so stupid and emotionally blind , thinking they're in love.

The foolish boy doesn't know he's been emotionally manipulated by that girl. SIMPS are so blind, advising them is a total waste of time

So you deleted the apps because She saw it on your phone?

OP, you're not Only a SIMP but an idiot

That girl is emotionally Manipulating you and you're happy, thinking you're in love. Mumu man. Because of a girl, Your type will reject an opportunity to travel abroad for a better life. Be there simping around, that girl will not think twice in dumping your ass once a rich guy approaches her.

This is a new year and you're already simping around

Your girlfriend na enemy of progress.run far Mr brada

CriticMaestro:
So my girlfriend wanted to use my phone to call her mom last week during the brief black out, While going through the phone she saw apps that were to prepare someone to migrate as a skilled worker into some european countries.

She immediately got pissed and was just shouting that i was planning on leaving her without informing her. The truth is i downloaded those apps to see if i could get a better opportunity abroad but have never opened any of them.

It took some explaining before i was able to convince her that i wasnt planning to leave or atleast anytime soon. I deleted those apps and will just browse stuff about it on my PC when i'm free, if i get the chance to go i will maybe help her to work her way when i am comfortable.

Person wry get 1 cloth no dey dance for rain. Help your self first �

That is how many of you don't progress in life because of the fools you're dating.

CriticMaestro:

how am I a simple man?

You’re not a sim whatever that means, but bringing this here, hmmmm.

CriticMaestro:

Its funny how you just hide behind your keypad and be calling someone a simple man. Do you know what me and her have been through in this life? Not everyone has the same heart, you can sit their idly without love and be happy... In the meantime leave the few of us to enjoy what we have

Stop replying him because he loves the attention.
He is a kid preparing for Jamb.

udomma1005:

Which educational attainment would we assume you have around your person?
He said that you are a "SIMP"
Google that clown!

AA this is savage oh

Another problem with relationship..

These days men are saying/explaining too much to their women..

If it was opposite, she would have left without informing you(seen and heard cases like that)..

If you're interested in traveling out, please do it discreetly. When you get there, you can decide whether or not to bring her in..

Let me believe you got things under control in the so called relationship...

CriticMaestro:
So my girlfriend wanted to use my phone to call her mom last week during the brief black out, While going through the phone she saw apps that were to prepare someone to migrate as a skilled worker into some european countries.

She immediately got pissed and was just shouting that i was planning on leaving her without informing her. The truth is i downloaded those apps to see if i could get a better opportunity abroad but have never opened any of them.

It took some explaining before i was able to convince her that i wasnt planning to leave or atleast anytime soon. I deleted those apps and will just browse stuff about it on my PC when i'm free, if i get the chance to go i will maybe help her to work her way when i am comfortable.

You girl is a monitoring spirit from your maternal home department.

Becareful!

IgiveLadiesBj:



WOooow, what a SIMPle man you're

Haha

9ja girls are out to add more burden to your life instead of softening it.

udomma1005:
Goshhhhhh!
Those 17 & 19 year old dudes in the south west should have rather used you or burnt your head for that money ritual stuff because as it stands, you're of no use and will not be of any use to mankind

In the alternative, you can carry his head and give it to your mother to cook soup. Heard it's a delicacy in your place.

SIMP! Na woman go kill you. Imagine. Smelling post!

Watch the interesting story of how the Bakassi Boys Ended the reign of one of Nigeria's most notorious criminal, Derico Nwamama (Okwudili)
Watch his interesting story below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNPRcHw8qGo

what a simp

So you delete app because of a girl that won't think twice before fûcking a bigger or richer dick?

Simping dey happen sha.

Romanoff:


The guy is way younger.

My sister, age is just a number. Connect them if you really care about them and let love do the rest, to find love for Canada na war oh.

I tire o

illicit:
Ok


So....

CriticMaestro:
So my girlfriend wanted to use my phone to call her mom last week during the brief black out, While going through the phone she saw apps that were to prepare someone to migrate as a skilled worker into some european countries.

She immediately got pissed and was just shouting that i was planning on leaving her without informing her. The truth is i downloaded those apps to see if i could get a better opportunity abroad but have never opened any of them.

It took some explaining before i was able to convince her that i wasnt planning to leave or atleast anytime soon. I deleted those apps and will just browse stuff about it on my PC when i'm free, if i get the chance to go i will maybe help her to work her way when i am comfortable.

you be mumu. So she's more important than your future

Well... You Be M**U

CriticMaestro:
So my girlfriend wanted to use my phone to call her mom last week during the brief black out, While going through the phone she saw apps that were to prepare someone to migrate as a skilled worker into some european countries.

She immediately got pissed and was just shouting that i was planning on leaving her without informing her. The truth is i downloaded those apps to see if i could get a better opportunity abroad but have never opened any of them.

It took some explaining before i was able to convince her that i wasnt planning to leave or atleast anytime soon. I deleted those apps and will just browse stuff about it on my PC when i'm free, if i get the chance to go i will maybe help her to work her way when i am comfortable.

How old are you again?

How is this piece of crap front page worthy....a guy on his own volition decided to be a SIMPle man according to resident Redpillers and a mod decided to torture some of us this morning with a heap load of crap.

She's right.