Lol.. you no get sense, you no plan this thing well.

The next time you see her,seize her phone.

Unless she fit beat you no try am.

MufasaLion:
Where do y'all meet ladies like this?

Dem full everywhere from time immemorial.

membranus:


Dem full everywhere from time immemorial.

I think, most times, we attract what we are. Or maybe some people are just attracted to bad partners.

@ Beautifulearth, if you wish to involve the police, simply walk into a nearby station and get the police involved.

[b]DON'T[/b]involve a third party pretending to be cops.

Wonder who give birth to these weak guys....smh

KevinDein:
Apparently, and it's proving to be one of his best decisions already since the girl is proving to be a much bigger cunt than earlier thought

Mtcheeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Brushstrokes20:
I've been there, done that and it a dicey situation!

I wanted to retrieve some of my items from a bitter ex, I cancelled the option of THUGS cos it may turn out blood, so I opted for for the police option,

Long story short, the police compromised the case and bitch got away with it,

Oga police cannot compromise a case where the item has receipt in your name and there is no deed of sale or transfer of ownership. Stop misleading people. If it’s that easy to compromise, why did Tonto end up returning kpokpo’s Lexus? Even if her father is the dpo, you simply take a complaint to the state cid and get redress.

Beautifulearth:
Please how do I go about this, I just broke up with my girlfriend and my laptop which I lend her to use when hers was faulty and this babe said she’s not returning anything that we have been useful for each other in the relationship. She even threatened to set boys up against me if I dare come to her side for it and I need the laptop cos of my stuffs on it.
Her mother said I shouldn’t involve her that she didn’t give me her daughter, this is a woman I have been good to in the past

What's the cause of the break up.. should I tell you how to get your laptop back??
If yes, then love her back,

Cry like you never wanted the break, act like a man , tell her you were not yourself when the break up thing started.. mesage her that you want her back .. this time don't mention your laptop at all... Love her, take her out, once she don calm down, only her go bring your laptop.. but depends on the price of the laptop oh.. if na those 30k 40k laptop, forget it with her. Cos this my style I am telling you, you go spend money for outing and chilling with her... As soon as you grab hold of your laptop, Dont let her see it again... Then go back to the reason you broke up with her, only she go use her leg run..

since you didn't retrieve it before the break up and you are sure you didn't give her the laptop permanently cus some people after break up then want stuffs back...once you are sure it was lending..get the police involved and make sure you have proof of ownership..you will surely get it back..use the police so you don't get yourself hurt over nothing..good luck

Magnoliaa:


Mtcheeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Lol

Leave it for her. You are too big for a lapto

Beautifulearth:
Please how do I go about this, I just broke up with my girlfriend and my laptop which I lend her to use when hers was faulty and this babe said she’s not returning anything that we have been useful for each other in the relationship. She even threatened to set boys up against me if I dare come to her side for it and I need the laptop cos of my stuffs on it.
Her mother said I shouldn’t involve her that she didn’t give me her daughter, this is a woman I have been good to in the past

Hahahahahah... Omoooo no be small thing oooo

Go to the police that your house is rubbed and u lost Ur lap top and other things...scatter the house.

Then ,2 days after return to police and tell them you have sighted your laptop with a girl...take police to her and she will be treated as a criminal....

Laptop you should have gotten back before breaking up with her and you are here crying. Go and buy another one jor.

But why are women like this?
My friend forfeited a car to one holy olosho just because he slept with her once and they had disagreement on trivial issues and my paddy said she should go since she wss not ready to take correction.

The next thing,she managed to steal the car key and drove my guy's car away and told him to forget it,since the relationship has ended.

All effort to talk to this Moda fucker to return this car was in vain.

Guy,just forget it and move on at least if you were rubbed at the gun point am sure you will not die loosing your lappy to robber.

Their gender is terrible.

Just fill a stolen pc charge in the nearest police station. She go drop am when olokpa comes knocking

samguru:
But why are women like this?
My friend forfeited a car to one holy olosho just because he slept with her once and they had disagreement on trivial issues and my paddy said she should go since she wss not ready to take correction.

The next thing,she managed to steal the car key and drove my guy's car away and told him to forget it,since the relationship has ended.

All effort to talk to this Moda fucker to return this car was in vain.

Guy,just forget it and move on at least if you were rubbed at the gun point am sure you will not die loosing your lappy to robber.

Their gender is terrible.

I'm not a red pillar but you need to change mentality asap.
So if the baba na graphic designer, all you could say is "move on".
We die there o!

Funny thing

czarr:
Heya she know say you be gentleman Kai....see wetin nice gentleman dey face for woman hand. Maybe she knows you as someone who likes peace and doesn't like trouble...the new guy fvcking her is using the laptop to do crypto for their future together lol.

Oga put the fear of God in her...make one of your friend wey get strong manly voice call her,be should pretend to be an inspector and she is needed to show face in the police station...he should also threaten to arrest her mother for conspiracy and theft.

If she no give you back your lappy make I bend, she'll even have a new found respect for you cos now she sees you as a sissy.

If you give me like 3k with her number I go run am for you.

Hehehehehe

You are really a czar

By the way, impersonation is still a felony if caught, lolz

Report the laptop as stolen to the police. You will be asked if you suspect anyone. Tell them yes and mention her name and address. The police will get a search warrant and storm her house. She will spend good time explaining and proving that she did not steal it but at least you will have your laptop back.

Idi ti je.

Go to her place with cops or soldiers.

Thank me later.

princeeze1:

Oga police cannot compromise a case where the item has receipt in your name and there is no deed of sale or transfer of ownership. Stop misleading people. If it’s that easy to compromise, why did Tonto end up returning kpokpo’s Lexus? Even if her father is the dpo, you simply take a complaint to the state cid and get redress.

Mislead?....stale as Fvck!
She never denied the stuffs weren't mine at the station after all,
The bitch was just damn lucky that I resorted to heeding the advice of some elders in the COMMUNITY to leave her for Karma,
If not, Bleep THE POLICE, I'll definitely retrieve my
stuffs from the useless bitch the HARD WAY!
... And she's been seeking for my forgiveness ever since.

Better thank God for freeing you from hungry girls

MrRhymes101:
You asked for the laptop too early. Anyways u can still ask for a meeting with her so u talk things over. U can also involve the police if she's proving stubborn

Op b careful of acid ooo and petrol

Sadly the importance stuff you claim to have on the laptop is not as important as the girl Toto

Beautifulearth:
Please how do I go about this, I just broke up with my girlfriend and my laptop which I lend her to use when hers was faulty and this babe said she’s not returning anything that we have been useful for each other in the relationship. She even threatened to set boys up against me if I dare come to her side for it and I need the laptop cos of my stuffs on it.
Her mother said I shouldn’t involve her that she didn’t give me her daughter, this is a woman I have been good to in the past

Loewe:


Pet her, sweet talk her and pretend as if you want to get back to her. If possible organize like 2k perfume to deceive her and tell her you want her back...

Also let her know you just bought another laptop, so she can keep it. She will relax for you and once she comes with it, ZaP!!!

Wtf man, are you 12?

emmyN:


Wtf man, are you 12?

Are u 1?

mystery22:
And why did you allow her go with a laptop containing ur important stuff and even still broke up with her without retrieving it first

Wisdom

Beautifulearth:
we had issues and she told me she’s fed up, told her fine then help me forward my laptop as that is the only thing of mine in her possession. She told me I should forget it that she’s not sending it again

What did I just read? Are you for real?
Chai. Which kind men we de breed these days

Beautifulearth:
Please how do I go about this, I just broke up with my girlfriend and my laptop which I lend her to use when hers was faulty and this babe said she’s not returning anything that we have been useful for each other in the relationship. She even threatened to set boys up against me if I dare come to her side for it and I need the laptop cos of my stuffs on it.
Her mother said I shouldn’t involve her that she didn’t give me her daughter, this is a woman I have been good to in the past

So you have it receipt with you? If yes go to police station asap

my advice,send her ur flash,let her copy all ur stuffs into it and send it back to u,then she can keep the laptop or u will come with a police,try it and see how it goes