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Re: See The Snake That Was Killed Inside My Friend's Toilet by lordchiz(m): 7:46pm On Apr 14, 2022

TimmyA:
I once killed a long snake in the kitchen and I was the only person in the house. That night ehn ....

God sef knw say that's d end of that kitchen to me!

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Re: See The Snake That Was Killed Inside My Friend's Toilet by Adex2442: 7:46pm On Apr 14, 2022

EmzyT:
It is easier for a Camel to go through the eye of A needle than for You to think this Post wouldn't make Front Page

If this Post doesn't make front page, I'll Deactivate my Nairaland Account

70 years old man

Re: See The Snake That Was Killed Inside My Friend's Toilet by Bobbyjay001(m): 7:47pm On Apr 14, 2022

Sekoni003:
Dang, one bite from that and your friend would have been certified toast

Just this morning, I killed a small cobra. Was on my way somewhere early this morning. I was in front while my was was behind me. I already stepped onhe creepy thing unnoticed. It was my wife who saw me step onhis and called my attention. My eyes was very blurry this morning, I couldn't see properly.

Had I look for a strong stick and smashed the damned thing head.

On closer look, I discovered it just swallowed a prey cos there's a big bulge in it's belly.

I had to thank because if that thing didn't swallow it's prey and I stepped on it, it would have bitten me.

Re: See The Snake That Was Killed Inside My Friend's Toilet by youngrhosy(m): 7:53pm On Apr 14, 2022

where z the toilet

Re: See The Snake That Was Killed Inside My Friend's Toilet by Mariangeles(f): 7:53pm On Apr 14, 2022

Bornbiafra:
Lala food don set

Seriously though, I wonder why they always push snake threads to the front page. undecided

What's the big idea?

Lalasticlala, an explanation would be much appreciated.

Re: See The Snake That Was Killed Inside My Friend's Toilet by godofuck231: 7:55pm On Apr 14, 2022

King cobra

Re: See The Snake That Was Killed Inside My Friend's Toilet by Sekoni003(m): 7:59pm On Apr 14, 2022

Bobbyjay001:

Just this morning, I killed a small cobra. Was on my way somewhere early this morning. I was in front while my was was behind me. I already stepped onhe creepy thing unnoticed. It was my wife who saw me step onhis and called my attention. My eyes was very blurry this morning, I couldn't see properly.

Had I look for a strong stick and smashed the damned thing head.

On closer look, I discovered it just swallowed a prey cos there's a big bulge in it's belly.

I had to thank because if that thing didn't swallow it's prey and I stepped on it, it would have bitten me.

Thank God for your life bro. You definitely got lucky cheesy

Re: See The Snake That Was Killed Inside My Friend's Toilet by ufuosman(m): 7:59pm On Apr 14, 2022

Pepper soup one time

Re: See The Snake That Was Killed Inside My Friend's Toilet by Awise09(m): 8:01pm On Apr 14, 2022

MadamVanessa:

Poor helpless cobra being killed for nothing. something I would've nurture and train and keep it as pet. Cobra performed wonders in bed during sex.

are ok or its like something is wrong? well I don't think you mean that.

Re: See The Snake That Was Killed Inside My Friend's Toilet by BePrepared: 8:03pm On Apr 14, 2022

Straight to pot mbok

From toilet bowl to plastic bowl

We moveeeeeee

Re: See The Snake That Was Killed Inside My Friend's Toilet by Jmichael1(m): 8:04pm On Apr 14, 2022

Kestolove:
Oboi see meat, but cat meat still d best

cat meat too dey salty...

Re: See The Snake That Was Killed Inside My Friend's Toilet by haslaw(m): 8:08pm On Apr 14, 2022

That snake should be named Osinbajo

Re: See The Snake That Was Killed Inside My Friend's Toilet by Bamzyriches451: 8:15pm On Apr 14, 2022

Terrible!!!

Re: See The Snake That Was Killed Inside My Friend's Toilet by drdeath: 8:19pm On Apr 14, 2022

MadamVanessa:

Poor helpless cobra being killed for nothing. something I would've nurture and train and keep it as pet. Cobra performed wonders in bed during sex.

You go Dey take Gbana o Madam Gbanaessa

Re: See The Snake That Was Killed Inside My Friend's Toilet by airsaylongcome: 8:25pm On Apr 14, 2022

insidelife22:
Water system dey fear me these days

Water Cistern bro. Not Water System

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Re: See The Snake That Was Killed Inside My Friend's Toilet by Coldie: 8:28pm On Apr 14, 2022

Kestolove:
Oboi see meat, but cat meat still d best

U be real savage

Re: See The Snake That Was Killed Inside My Friend's Toilet by DaveJacuzie: 8:32pm On Apr 14, 2022

MadamVanessa:

Poor helpless cobra being killed for nothing. something I would've nurture and train and keep it as pet. Cobra performed wonders in bed during sex.

NAAGIN!!

Re: See The Snake That Was Killed Inside My Friend's Toilet by Samade7: 8:39pm On Apr 14, 2022

MadamVanessa:

Poor helpless cobra being killed for nothing. something I would've nurture and train and keep it as pet. Cobra performed wonders in bed during sex.

Re: See The Snake That Was Killed Inside My Friend's Toilet by aklion: 8:52pm On Apr 14, 2022

From the environment like na pit toilet them kill the snake...

Re: See The Snake That Was Killed Inside My Friend's Toilet by Kirkman: 9:08pm On Apr 14, 2022

MadamVanessa:

Poor helpless cobra being killed for nothing. something I would've nurture and train and keep it as pet. Cobra performed wonders in bed during sex.

With this rubbish that you just typed..

Re: See The Snake That Was Killed Inside My Friend's Toilet by Bbbw: 9:13pm On Apr 14, 2022

Really

Re: See The Snake That Was Killed Inside My Friend's Toilet by pyro62(m): 10:04pm On Apr 14, 2022

Fabulouslouie:
CC: Lalasticlala

~~Hire me write quality contents for you~~

With this kind of English?

Re: See The Snake That Was Killed Inside My Friend's Toilet by Gospel2Day: 10:06pm On Apr 14, 2022

There should be a safety wire-net inserted into the hollow part of water closet to prevent snakes from accessing people's toilets.
Toilet pipes should not be a free conduit for snakes and other dangerous animals.
Safety first.

Re: See The Snake That Was Killed Inside My Friend's Toilet by Truvelisback(m): 10:37pm On Apr 14, 2022

MadamVanessa:

Poor helpless cobra being killed for nothing. something I would've nurture and train and keep it as pet. Cobra performed wonders in bed during sex.

Snakegirl.

Re: See The Snake That Was Killed Inside My Friend's Toilet by Kestolove(m): 10:46pm On Apr 14, 2022

Farid24224:

Ewwww!!

How can you eat a cat..

Try am see..e sweet pass turkey

Re: See The Snake That Was Killed Inside My Friend's Toilet by Kestolove(m): 10:47pm On Apr 14, 2022

Jmichael1:

cat meat too dey salty...

guy wash am with warm water b4 cooking

Re: See The Snake That Was Killed Inside My Friend's Toilet by PROPHETmichael: 10:58pm On Apr 14, 2022

Putting fish net around your compound to trap it could have prevented this.

Re: See The Snake That Was Killed Inside My Friend's Toilet by XploraBen(m): 11:28pm On Apr 14, 2022

oliverwrites:
Hire me TO write quality CONTENT for you. Nothing like contents please when it comes to writing articles. It is an uncountable noun when talking about writing. It is countable when talking about the content inside a container or something like that.

And I had a look at your profile, the same mistake was made. Was going to consider you as I need some very solid writers but making that mistake twice can't be a coincidence.

I'm a "very solid" writer and I'm available to take on your writing gig.

Re: See The Snake That Was Killed Inside My Friend's Toilet by tiswell(m): 11:30pm On Apr 14, 2022

insidelife22:
Water ~~system~~ dey fear me these days

cistern

Re: See The Snake That Was Killed Inside My Friend's Toilet by KenyaNairobiGuy: 11:35pm On Apr 14, 2022

I just don't get how you enjoy Snake meat.

Re: See The Snake That Was Killed Inside My Friend's Toilet by A2daiye(m): 12:52am On Apr 15, 2022

MadamVanessa:

Poor helpless cobra being killed for nothing. something I would've nurture and train and keep it as pet. Cobra performed wonders in bed during sex.

Lol. Madam, which of these other planets are you from?

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