donstan18:

To be honest, I’m even a little bit surprised most people abroad here are being honest by telling people to travel out for a better life.

On Twitter, abroad based Nigerians will always find something to use in discouraging you.

-Abroad is lonely
-Canada too cold
-To fvck pussay dey hard
-To eat African food dey hard
-Tax yen yen yen
-It’s better to be King in your land than to be a slave in a foreign land.
-Lacism

Yet they no wan come back.

The hilarious one is how they celebrate Nigeria’s Independence Day, they’ll wear green white green, go to tourist centers in Canada, USA or UK and snap with the caption..

“Celebrating Independence day with my Turkish and Russian colleagues”

Them don see us wey wan dey celebrate a failed country with Otueke, Rumola and Sango Otta colleagues.

popizaino:



Na abnormal person go see this present Nigeria and say Abroad na hype job. eg god.x

donstan18:

People get killed and slaughtered, it trends on social media and gets forgotten in 3 days time.

Rinse and repeat!!

I give this less than 2 days and APC primaries will take over the social media trend table.

Then BBNaija, Zazuu Zee, leaked nudez of influencers, Davido and Wizkid Fc, back to Peter Okwute and his interview, then to Gistlover Instagram leaked, Burna boy and Stefflon, then back to another Tiktok trend.


In few weeks time, another massacre will take place and trend will repeat itself.

Griffon:
From my diary of 2015.

No be today brothers. Mom is late now, her awareness is limited to the cruel reality I must face as a Nigerian

iamoyindamola:

You see why we deserve our leaders
Civilians steal, politicians steal
[b]This country is really cursed [/b]no hope

Expert17:




Abeg help me get Godx location.

The guy fit dey Uk self.

TrebleChamp:
Is South South or Niger Delta region ready to join Biafra?

Ibime:


That guy is never realistic

FG budget is $28bln of which $10bln is financed by borrowing

Na Russia go help FG fund the $200bln electricity capital investment by stealing Ukraine lands in order to upset the world order[b][/b]

popizaino:



You write so well.


Abeg link to your diary make I read am during my free time.

Segedinho:
I see no reason for all this back and front talk.


If anyone tell you say make u na japa once you get the money...kill the person


But resounding japa all the time even when you know say no level....no make sense at all..

To japa..no be moi moi o.....it is not as easy as it is being written here..

Focus on whatever you are doing...votes for your preferred candidates after thorough scrutiny.......

Even if you believe naija no go better again for life but atleast do something to remain okay till d funds to japa arrive....be extremely cautious and careful.

Presently...i can't drive from Benin to delta self....any outside iv...it is either flight or nothing.

If owo no dey to travel..na to send d celebrant small tin or better still construct one big lie....



Japa is very important but no go consider Libya journey o...


Nigeria infact d whole west Africa ain't supposed to exist

donstan18:
Tuchel’s fans might want to go through this.

https://twitter.com/ryangunness/status/1533756575973793793?s=21&t=umGTRSwlvSznfhj607gFtA

diggz:
Telli person... Dem no dey Telli person!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOTT9vZ8liA

Itsrm:


That largely depends on where he lives. You'll be surprised with what he's able to do with that 200k.

I have a friend I left in Ogun state surviving on 90k combined family income. I was surprised the day he told me he's building already.

I know a lot of people with income of over 500k here in portharcourt without a single land to call their own and it is not because they live a lavish lifestyle.

I also have to add that comfort is relative.

To you, having 24 hour power supply with ocassional trips with the family to Dubai is comfort. To another person comfort is their ability to eat three square meals, have a roof over their head and pay their children's schools fees.

Griffon:
This Bro James. Hmmm…

raumdeuter:
ibime larride

APC chairman announce Lawan as consensus candidate

Ibime:


Na wa oh, even after what the Governor's wrote

Wahala now na how to get the Governors to make their delegates vote for Lawan. By tonight we go see whether Buhari get power with the Governors or not

raumdeuter:


APC chairman in one direction
Governors in one direction
Buhari in one direction

raumdeuter:


APC chairman in one direction
Governors in one direction
Buhari in one direction

nihilistjnr:


Bro stop this.

This taxi driver yarns no follow, especially when you earn 128k monthly as salary. Some people for here dey make 5 times that your salary DAILY on a 9-5 basis.

You need to look past this myth of Nigerians[b] working menial jobs abroad[/b]. When you order your steps down the right path, bro you can really cash out here. No gawk am.

raumdeuter:


Diggz my main paddy of life
You just forget us like that

Ihebu4chelsea:
Ahmed Lawan can't win Atiku... It's impossible... But I get it. Power still remains in the North

afrodoc2:




The Bible says the heart of man is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked.

Na the guy wey dey knack the wife of the uncle wey help am japa be this na. Have you forgotten?

Segedinho:
I see no reason for all this back and front talk.
If anyone tell you say make u na japa once you get the money...kill the person

But resounding japa all the time even when you know say no level....no make sense at all..
To japa..no be moi moi o.....it is not as easy as it is being written here..
Focus on whatever you are doing...votes for your preferred candidates after thorough scrutiny.......

Even if you believe naija no go better again for life but atleast do something to remain okay till d funds to japa arrive....be extremely cautious and careful.

Presently...i can't drive from Benin to delta self....any outside iv...it is either flight or nothing.
If owo no dey to travel..na to send d celebrant small tin or better still construct one big lie....

Japa is very important but no go consider Libya journey o...
Nigeria infact d whole west Africa ain't supposed to exist