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Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by fairwilliams: 10:17am On Jul 10, 2022
Ulunne777:


At 34 you shouldn't be having sex under their roof.If you have no shame,what of the shameless lady without home training.



This c0mment made my day.... That shameless lady who lacks h0me training jst like the shameful 0.P

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Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by HarlequinLekex: 10:39am On Jul 10, 2022
Lies go full this thread now which will eventually land in fp,anyways Dj YK play me "IMMORAL DUDES" by Naira Marley ft Tiwa Salvage.

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Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by P1PrinceKT(m): 11:31am On Jul 10, 2022
Some of your parents supports Fonification and adultery while some are not.

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Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Orgasmgiver123(m): 12:05pm On Jul 10, 2022
One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Chris2863(m): 12:11pm On Jul 10, 2022
sorosoke101:
My parents never caught me, but my mom never wants to see me with any lady. Just this evening I brought a girl home to stay with me tonight in my own room oooh,after sneaking her in my room, I don't know how my mom found out. All hell was let loose I quickly bolted the door and all sorts of insult and curses have been landing on my head ooh. Can you imagine at the age of 34 my mom still wants to be breastfeeding me as if I am a kid.
at 34 and you are still living with your parents. Sounds scary to me unless nah you build the house shaa

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Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by oceanized25(m): 12:15pm On Jul 10, 2022
sorosoke101:
I have my own room. Nah conditions make crayfish bend ,I was not living with her b4 but when I lost my job I had to head back home to plan my life.
I see,goodluck to you bro.

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Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Waynesteave: 12:20pm On Jul 10, 2022
I will come back later, this is urgent


Ahbeg a king is in need, I dey one isolated area and I need airtime glo #100 is enough. Brothers in the house ahbeg....I need to call someone and it urgent just #100 glo airtime
( Sorted)

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Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by oladotun5a: 12:40pm On Jul 10, 2022
This one Dey claim virginThis one Dey claim virgin...
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Cravemore: 1:02pm On Jul 10, 2022
sorosoke101:
I have my own room. Nah conditions make crayfish bend ,I was not living with her b4 but when I lost my job I had to head back home to plan my life.
OK just keep on faith and there shall be hope.

And No too dey comfortable, u nor suppose carry woman self enter their huz and sneak in for that matter. It immature.

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Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by okoroemeka(m): 1:37pm On Jul 10, 2022
Haynnie:
Many netizens online have taken to their social media page to share their experience of how their first parents found out they are having sex and some had it good while some had it bad. (My parents still believe in a virgin grin and yes I kept it going but they don't know what john Thomas has seen grin)

So have you been caught or how did your parents get to know you are have started having sex?

Let's keep the thread going.
when my step mother's junior sister came with her young daughter nneka with big Belle and accused me of commiting the atrocity when she came to our house to stay for a while,my late father asked me what the hell made me to vulcanize my sister in-law,I told him the girl used to wash plate outside with no pants on and legs wide open and looking for trouble,my father nearly died of laughter that day.

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Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Nobody: 1:42pm On Jul 10, 2022
sorosoke101:
My parents never caught me, but my mom never wants to see me with any lady. Just this evening I brought a girl home to stay with me tonight in my own room oooh,after sneaking her in my room, I don't know how my mom found out. All hell was let loose I quickly bolted the door and all sorts of insult and curses have been landing on my head ooh. Can you imagine at the age of 34 my mom still wants to be breastfeeding me as if I am a kid.
Lol sir go make plenty money and she'll be the one to dress the bed for you and the lady you'll be bringing home

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Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by tayo60(f): 1:47pm On Jul 10, 2022
I'm a decent lady

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Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Uzomacharles: 1:53pm On Jul 10, 2022
tayo60:
I'm a decent lady

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Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Nobody: 2:48pm On Jul 10, 2022
virginprincess:
cheesy cheesy,nairalanders should also come and share their experiences.
share you own experience, stop the pretence
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Orgasmgiver123(m): 2:58pm On Jul 10, 2022
tayo60:
I'm a decent lady

I am a Vicent guy grin
Let’s take this to another level


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

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Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by tayo60(f): 4:22pm On Jul 10, 2022
Orgasmgiver123:


I am a Vicent guy grin
Let’s take this to another level


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here
U no fit
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Orgasmgiver123(m): 4:45pm On Jul 10, 2022
tayo60:
U no fit

Don’t doubt me
In fact marry me
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by tayo60(f): 4:55pm On Jul 10, 2022
Orgasmgiver123:


Don’t doubt me
In fact marry me
Can you pay 10m as bride price?
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Orgasmgiver123(m): 4:57pm On Jul 10, 2022
tayo60:
Can you pay 10m as bride price?

Yes
Especially for a chubby lady
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Israeldan1(m): 4:57pm On Jul 10, 2022
Men....

Dad has been telling his friends imma virgin
That I knw no woman imma pastor... Imma prist
One evening, having sex with my gf
Didn't even know when my dad enterd the house
I thought I locked the door
So I can hear any1 knock
But I failed

Dad caught me in the fucking spot
I was shocked
With immediate effect my dick went melt down
My babe was confused

Dad embarrassed my life that day

But now my gf is my wife now thank God
All is well now
We blessed with 2 kids

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Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Nobody: 5:24pm On Jul 10, 2022
Traumatic experience

I chop flogging dat day
No diff btw lai mohamed and twitter liars

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Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by tayo60(f): 6:10pm On Jul 10, 2022
Orgasmgiver123:


Yes
Especially for a chubby lady

But I no chubby o. I be lepa
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Orgasmgiver123(m): 6:15pm On Jul 10, 2022
tayo60:
But I no chubby o. I be lepa
Shey i never see your dp before ni ( well rounded )
Na husband you just see so oh
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Uptheante(m): 6:18pm On Jul 10, 2022
sorosoke101:
My parents never caught me, but my mom never wants to see me with any lady. Just this evening I brought a girl home to stay with me tonight in my own room oooh,after sneaking her in my room, I don't know how my mom found out. All hell was let loose I quickly bolted the door and all sorts of insult and curses have been landing on my head ooh. Can you imagine at the age of 34 my mom still wants to be breastfeeding me as if I am a kid.
U still live with ur parents at the age of 34?
Ur mum doesn't want to see u with a girl at ur age of 34, are u not due for marriage already?

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Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Uptheante(m): 6:20pm On Jul 10, 2022
virginprincess:
How is it your business if i claim to be a virgin undecided,beside stop having this mentality that are girls are loosed and wayward like your girlfriend.
Toto wey guys don nack tire, u still dey claim virgin on top? lipsrsealed

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Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by tayo60(f): 6:25pm On Jul 10, 2022
Orgasmgiver123:

Shey i never see your dp before ni ( well rounded )
Na husband you just see so oh
Husband wey no fit spend grin grin
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Orgasmgiver123(m): 6:28pm On Jul 10, 2022
tayo60:
Husband wey no fit spend grin grin

Lol...
You no know who dey follow you relate oh
Remember that psquare song “ mugu money spender”?
Na me them sing am for

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Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by tayo60(f): 6:58pm On Jul 10, 2022
Orgasmgiver123:


Lol...
You no know who dey follow you relate oh
Remember that psquare song “ mugu money spender”?
Na me them sing am for
Buy me Ferrari first, then we can talk
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Orgasmgiver123(m): 7:03pm On Jul 10, 2022
tayo60:
Buy me Ferrari first, then we can talk

Shey you dey whine me mi
Ordinary Ferrari, something wey i dey dash out like 7 in a week

Na jet i go give you
So that we go dey fly all around the world inside am

I go pm you now, respond well, so we go start the wedding preparations

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Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by tayo60(f): 7:05pm On Jul 10, 2022
Orgasmgiver123:


Shey you dey whine me mi
Ordinary Ferrari, something wey i dey dash out like 7 in a week

Na jet i go give you
So that we go dey fly all around the world inside am

I go pm you now, respond well, so we go start the wedding preparations
U are a clown grin grin
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Orgasmgiver123(m): 7:08pm On Jul 10, 2022
tayo60:
U are a clown grin grin

Eh eh oh
Don’t clown zone me oh
I am here for the love

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Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Orgasmgiver123(m): 7:24pm On Jul 10, 2022
tayo60:
U are a clown grin grin

Reply your mail abeg


Lets start the wedding plan

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