Itsrm:




Everyone ghosts at that point.

Tell all those abroad is not easy people to come back home and hear what they'll tell you

BlueRayDick:


Well, CBD will not allow u park on that kerb u just pointed out, I know it for a fact. CBD in junction with LASTMA patrol the whole Broad street , Marina and other part of central business district in Lagos Island and tow vehicles parked either on the kerb or anywhere not within ur premises .

Anywhere u see people parking outside on CBD in lagos , it’s because some agberos are collecting money there trust me .

raumdeuter:


When you served back the guy that was attacking you lightly, Should you be condemned for it?

izzou:


If you go to places in Ikeja,
you'll see some companies using those places to park cars, and you'll see the Laspark sign there too.

It means those companies are paying for it. I have seen it before

BlueRayDick:


Well, I’m not conversant with Ikeja axis like Lagos island sha .

I know for a fact that if u park for that Western house front, ur vehicle go don reach Lion Building before u even enter and settle
down for the place u dey go sef

On Lagos island most of those parking spaces are owned and administered by touts . If u don’t give them money , by the time
U come out of whatever office u are going u will look for ur vehicle and won’t find it…… u go check inside gutter sef u won’t find it.

BlueRayDick:
Lagos for show

izzou:


If you go to places in Ikeja,
you'll see some companies using those places to park cars, and you'll see the Laspark sign there too.

It means those companies are paying for it. I have seen it before

GloriousGbola:


first time i'm seeing anything like this - but parking is fked up in VI.

unless your org has the money for a big plot of land, you will hear it

everybody jus dey run their own parking hustle.

i guess the govt is now muscling in on it

but 300k? in this fking buhari economy? and that parking has no guarantee. you car is still parked at your own risk

BlueRayDick:


Lagos island and V.I axis is a jungle when it comes to parking .

U will be attending to a client/guest and his/her driver will call oga that CBD or LASTMA don dey tow vehicle go their office while he was just having a nap in the car parked just outside ur premises off the road o.

Nezzjnr:
Izzou how do you drive in Yaba abeg??

Na one way just full there

Nezzjnr:
Izzou how do you drive in Yaba abeg??

Na one way just full there

Use Google Maps.

Ask around before you enter any street or road

Look at how cars are parked. If they are facing one direction, it probably means its a one way.

Look out for road signs.


But the best option is Park your car at home and use public transport

GloriousGbola:


na so they do me on a friday. i drove my car to park outside site. i dey inside for barely five minutes. na so dem tow my moto. and those fking idiots expect you to come to the yard and start begging every one of those useless good for nothing ediats.

out of the blue a fried, a vendor on the project happened to know a lastma oga so we got my car out with 35k. and they told me - it was one of the security guards right next to our site that called them.

it is a fking racket though and through

you must always be very very careful on Fridays. they are all out for blood, weekend money and they know you will do anything to ensure you are not immobilized for the weekend.

fking twats

izzou:


Use Google Maps.

Ask around before you enter any street or road

Look at how cars are parked. If they are facing one direction, it probably means its a one way.

Look out for road signs.


But the best option is Park your car at home and use public transport

BlueRayDick:


That’s the life they live on Lagos island , it’s a 4cking racket. The least u will pay is 30k once those tout is uniform strikes .

The funny thing is u may even see vehicles parked in that same street not towed cos whoever is controlling that space rogers them
Steady .

For people who are government apologist and those who lap at every official jargon the government throws out to explain these things , they will think it’s normal for u to have ur vehicle towed since the place is not an authorized garage/park, but they don’t know it’s the hypocrisy of having some vehicles towed and others left as they are that is annoying . It will surprise u that some of those fines do not really get to the government’s coffers sef, but end up in pockets of touts and the so called enforcement agents

izzou:


Use Google Maps.

Ask around before you enter any street or road

Look at how cars are parked. If they are facing one direction, it probably means its a one way.

Look out for road signs.


But the best option is Park your car at home and use public transport

GloriousGbola:





ehhhhhh

google maps is the number one tool to fk you up in yaba. it cannot differentiate - and there are no signs way road -

ask who - the people who will get their cut when you are arrested

i was working at yaba for four months on a project. i learnt the gaddem roads in and out, but i have forgotten them again

BlueRayDick:


Road signs that have been deliberately uprooted by those touts and their Lastma cronies

izzou:


Use Google Maps.

Ask around before you enter any street or road

Look at how cars are parked. If they are facing one direction, it probably means its a one way.

Look out for road signs.


But the best option is Park your car at home and use public transport

BlueRayDick:


It will surprise u that some of those fines do not really get to the government’s coffers sef, but end up in pockets of touts and the so called enforcement agents

GloriousGbola:


one weekend there was shell test. those fking local govt bastards hammered.

izzou:
Every politician just dey use Tinubu, Atiku and Obi dey catch cruise

Meet Tinubu today
Meet Obi tomorrow
Meet Atiku next

Na wa. If the Southern guys want alignment, they should do so, instead of all these meetings here and there

GloriousGbola:


as naptu2 has been saying, its the silly season

but wike is really burnt at how tambuwal did him dirty. and tambuwal too no try.

izzou:


Wike is pained, but I like what he's doing.

If you don't stop some moves now, it cannot be stopped later

izzou:


Wike is pained, but I like what he's doing.

If you don't stop some moves now, it cannot be stopped later

BlueRayDick:


Wike’s pain is undeteatndable tho.

Atiku has not been a man for the party that one would’ve expected him to be considering he was one of the founding fathers of PDP way back. Since the emergence of Buhari as the president in 2015 Atiku just took the backstage and didn’t really step up like most of the party faithfuls would expect him to as an eler; rather he just runs off to Dubai, come back during the 2019 elections , threw couple of millions her and there and banked on “northerner tax “ to get the ticket .

After losing 2019 elections he ghosted the party and only comes back again to contest under the same party he has not really done much to ensure it’s growth nor continued survival after they lost the biggest elective seat in the country .

Normally Atiku deserves the maximum shege he’s getting now , it’s just that Wike could have actually dealt with him without these open tantrums he’s been throwing here and there . I mean Wike could’ve worked against him without showing his cards like he’s doing now . If Wike is not careful , he might end up losing on all ends . Even if he works against Atiku and Tinubu wins, Tinubu’s camp won’t trust him to really give him whatever he will think he deserves for a job Weldone…. They may even sideline him. And then there’s still no assurance that whoever he imposes as his stooge in Rivers state after him will remain loyal to him for long .

BlueRayDick:


Wike’s pain is undeteatndable tho.

Atiku has not been a man for the party that one would’ve expected him to be considering he was one of the founding fathers of PDP way back. Since the emergence of Buhari as the president in 2015 Atiku just took the backstage and didn’t really step up like most of the party faithfuls would expect him to as an eler; rather he just runs off to Dubai, come back during the 2019 elections , threw couple of millions her and there and banked on “northerner tax “ to get the ticket .

After losing 2019 elections he ghosted the party and only comes back again to contest under the same party he has not really done much to ensure it’s growth nor continued survival after they lost the biggest elective seat in the country .

Normally Atiku deserves the maximum shege he’s getting now , it’s just that Wike could have actually dealt with him without these open tantrums he’s been throwing here and there . I mean Wike could’ve worked against him without showing his cards like he’s doing now . If Wike is not careful , he might end up losing on all ends . Even if he works against Atiku and Tinubu wins, Tinubu’s camp won’t trust him to really give him whatever he will think he deserves for a job Weldone…. They may even sideline him. And then there’s still no assurance that whoever he imposes as his stooge in Rivers state after him will remain loyal to him for long .

Theflint1:
I think what Wike wants is that either way it goes, he has chance to continue eating his Dollars after governorship without EFCC wahala, and that Rivers politics remains in his pocket...I doubt Wike really get business with Federal appointment since e lose presidency.