iLegendd:
+18: How to Innocently Start a Naughty Chat with a Woman [Picture]

No matter how your chat is with a woman, if there is no sexual innuendo, humor, timing, and banters, it's boring. Know this and know peace.

I stopped creating threads, but yesterday, I don't know what pushed me to. Maybe I was bored.

The thread is about how to get a woman, chat her up in a fun way, and make her your girl in less than 3 days without being rejected. Here is the link:
https://www.nairaland.com/7343551/18-shes-just-too-beautiful

So, I created this particular thread because of a typo I made some minutes ago with a client.

From that thread yesterday, people messaged me to buy books, but today, I made a mistake while replying a client who was trying to purchase the book called ChátDicted, so I decided to turn it to a short lecture for men who want to improve their chatting skill.

As I said earlier, a chat with someone you're sexually interested in must have sexual innuendo, humor, and banter, else it's boring.

Unfortunately, a lot of men friendzone themselves by being boring when they chat. The more boring you are, the more a woman will friendzone you or gossip you.

Now that you know sexual innuendo or innocently naughty misinterpretation is necessary for a chat to be fun, how do you do it? Some of you don't know how, but I'll show you.

While chatting, ask her a question or make a statement that will have the keyword "as" but misspell it as "ass," then immediately correct yourself by sending her *as (as a correction to your typo).

She won't say anything, but you need to amplify it by using that opportunity to say something about ass.

Example:

Her: Yes o. My brother even applied for it and passed the exam.
You: Wow! That's good news, but it's not that easy ass people think to pass that exam.
You: *as
You: My bad, see me go spell "as" as ass. Wetin dey hungry me no dey market. But they sound the same sha. Isn't it?
Her: Lol, yes, they do.
You: Hmmm — I'm suspecting you o!
Her: How?
You: I hope you never join Nicki Minaj or Nengi of BBNaija go enlarge your own. It's looking bigger everyday.
Her: Lol no o. I no fit do that kind thing even if I have the money.
You: Make I hear. Girls do crazy things nowadays. Some even do p*ssy tightening. Abi I lie?
Her: You're not lying, but I can't do it.
You: But what if my dick it too small, will you suggest I enlarge it?
Her: Never
You: So, you'll manage it just like that or look for another guy with a BIG one, abi?
Her: Hahahaha. No o. I will manage it.
You: I hear you, Miss Managing Director and CEO combined.
Her: Hahaha. Yes na.

From here, you have the license to talk sh!t about ass, panties, G-string, then move to breast, etc.

The book ChátDicted has more than enough info to guide you.

Send a message to the number on my profile to get the free version.

Below is the chat of me with the client some minutes ago.

So, that's it.

Abba114:
we dont waste time chatting with women

akwesenana:
This man.

iLegendd:
E shock you. Which of the three above girls will you like to f*ck and why?

Abba114:
we dont waste time chatting with women

Abba114:
we dont waste time chatting with women

akwesenana:

The first.
As I see am, cold ran down my spine.

I love 'em thick.
Not a fan of those kinda tits so, I'll pass the second.
The third no bad though.

Abba114:
we dont waste time chatting with women

Flamethehussler:

Money Minded

iLegendd:
If you're a SIMP, a woman will still finish the money at the end.

Being money-minded is not just about chasing money and forgetting every other social skills in life, but having the skill to attract money, women (without spending much on her) and and managing it.

Guerin:
Lolz, i wonder what will make a full man like me to waste my time in learning how to chat-lure a bae i wanna straff. Its so easy all them here disguisely need a dick everyday..just a man up face, she is in

Zee0007:
Only simp waste time on chat.

Promicah:
Na ashawo this one dey sell pick up line give for. Tukiawa!

iLegendd:
The skill won't only help you with women, but marketing too and making sales depending on how you apply it. It's actually a form of copywriting.

Google what copywriting is if you don't know about it yet. So, it's all about getting into the mind of the person you're having a conversation with and make him or her like you or your product. With it, you'll make lots of money in business.

I'm only explaining it in regards to dating and getting a woman just to get men's attention to learn the skill.

iLegendd:
Buy the way, reduce your masturbation rate and read ChatDîcted to master how to get a woman for free without spending a dime.

Even beautiful nurse go dey leave her work place, her handsome boyfriend just to come suck your dick no matter how ugly you are. It's a learnable skill.

Stop punishing yourself with too much soapy. Life is not that hard.

Fanikoko:


Smiles, thief you don use chatdict tell m make eh buy the book
Keep up Bro ��

iLegendd:
If you feel offended, drop your number let me send you 1k card as an apology. Offer expires at 3.03 PM.

The less seriously you take life, the longer you live and the happier you become. #Fact.

Abba114:
i was working its just now i finished 08137 if u havent changed ur mind

Davizee:
Bro teach me this copywriting

techWriter3:
we havent garbage time chatting with women