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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by MorataFC: 2:43pm On Oct 06, 2023
liveLongNprospa:


Lmaoooo.
Present them as official document?
Fear God nau
grin grin grin
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by MorataFC: 2:46pm On Oct 06, 2023
seankafor:
it is what is called replica
we are here to learn, no be the same thing wey Tinibu do be dat?
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Segedinho(m): 2:49pm On Oct 06, 2023
MorataFC:
If I see my results on the net and I don't have a printer to print them and I write the results on a sheet of paper without any alterations,( my A1 is A1 and my F9 is F9 ) then I present them to you, is that one also forgery?
Submit to me to do what with it

If as an organisation,I asked for your original certificate b4 I employ you...what do you think would happen if you brings in the written paper irrespective of your fine handwriting?

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Amigoss: 2:50pm On Oct 06, 2023
Forgery is a crime which usually involves passing information as the real item rather than a duplicate. @Android17
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Unlimited22: 2:50pm On Oct 06, 2023
liveLongNprospa:


Lmaoooo.
Present them as official document?
Fear God nau
😂😂😂😂😂
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by MorataFC: 2:55pm On Oct 06, 2023
Segedinho:

Submit to me to do what with it

If as an organisation,I asked for your original certificate b4 I employ you...what do you think would happen if you brings in the written paper?

Leave all the shalaye and answer the question, is that a forgery?
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OkpaNsukkaisBae(m): 2:57pm On Oct 06, 2023
My friend don throway his ATM & voters card. he dey look for 3rd party vendor wey go issue replacement.

your suggestion & advice is needed..
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Segedinho(m): 2:59pm On Oct 06, 2023
MorataFC:
Leave all the shalaye and answer the question, is that a forgery?
Lols.....
...

If I ask you for a certificate and you came in with something as stupid as a written paper without any form of official signature...then it is forgery,hence you will be kicked out from the next stage of interview

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Skimpledawg(m): 3:00pm On Oct 06, 2023
Segedinho:

Lols.....
...

If I ask you for a certificate and you came in with something as stupid as a written paper without any form of official signature...then it is forgery,hence you will be kicked out from the next stage of interview
grin grin
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by MorataFC: 3:05pm On Oct 06, 2023
Segedinho:

Lols.....
...

If I ask you for a certificate and you came in with something as stupid as a written paper without any form of official signature...then it is forgery,hence you will be kicked out from the next stage of interview
ok
Thanks.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Segedinho(m): 3:06pm On Oct 06, 2023
Skimpledawg:

grin grin
Them want redefined forgery.

Certificate is one and genuine,anything paraded would be regarded as forgery or replica when rightly signed......

The issue here,is baba said he has collected d certificate from the school...he told d World..

Me no come understand the shifting cultivation when him minions dey farm

https://twitter.com/ParallelFacts/status/1710005240685084955
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by GloriousGbola: 3:07pm On Oct 06, 2023
Most of these arguments prove the point. Documents that must be original come with unique security features. They are designed so you cannot easily copy or forge them. The average document can be scanned into Adobe, ocred and adjusted. But a drivers license has a set of whorls that makes this hard to impossible

If security or integrity of hard copy diplomas was high on any schools agenda the documents would be hard to replicate or adjust by design
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Segedinho(m): 3:08pm On Oct 06, 2023
MorataFC:
ok
Thanks.
So.....

In all honesty, baring what your beautiful wife told you underneath the pillow......

Can you present you well crafted hand written grades instead of a certificate to an employer


Be frank to yourself
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Android17: 3:09pm On Oct 06, 2023
Amigoss:


Lool...."Where is his certificate (diploma) from University of Chicago where he studied Economics from 1972 to 1976?" which he swore an oath with and submitted to inec since 1999.... Where is that certificate grin

You are the intellectual dishonest person here

Off tangent. As usual.

Google intellectual dishonesty so you can know how it applies.

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Android17: 3:10pm On Oct 06, 2023
Amigoss:



He graduated from Govt college Lagos in 1970 while the school was established in 1974...

According to him,he has a degree in Economics,submitted to inec and swore an oath with it...where is that certificate?
What does this have to do with my question?
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Android17: 3:13pm On Oct 06, 2023
Segedinho:

In brevity..

FORGERY is not a crime and Nigeria constitution is so wrong to attributes punishment to any one found guilty of such...

That is how you sound.
Can somebody who understands English explain to this person I am responding to that I never said forgery is not a crime. I said to define the crime called forgery.

When soldiers kill each other in war is that regarded as murder? No. Because the the crime called murder does not refer to every killing.

I thought you said you graduated with 4pts from UNIBEN? No offense, but you are not arguing like someone who graduated with such a GPA.

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ellexy: 3:16pm On Oct 06, 2023
MorataFC:
If I see my results on the net and I don't have a printer to print them and I write the results on a sheet of paper without any alterations,( my A1 is A1 and my F9 is F9 ) then I present them to you, is that one also forgery?
When they said you should present certificate you'll present A1 sheet of paper as certificate?
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ellexy: 3:19pm On Oct 06, 2023
Meanwhile question for the agbados on the timeline....

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by MorataFC: 3:20pm On Oct 06, 2023
Segedinho:

So.....

In all honesty, baring what your beautiful wife told you underneath the pillow......

Can you present you well crafted hand written grades instead of a certificate to an employer


Be frank to yourself
cheesy
Haba!, it's just an illustration that can't happen in a real sense.
I wonder 4 you oh.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by MorataFC: 3:22pm On Oct 06, 2023
Ellexy:
When they said you should present certificate you'll present A1 sheet of paper as certificate?
Is that what you deduce from the writeup?
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by A001: 3:22pm On Oct 06, 2023
Segedinho:


Lols.

The more you look,the less you see...

With time our very own A001 would have no option than to adorned TINUBU a god status.
Sango ==> good of iron

Messi==> god of football

Tinubu ==> god of deceit..


Lols, no argument against the highlighted.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Amigoss: 3:24pm On Oct 06, 2023
The act of making a false document or altering a genuine one for same to be used is what forgery is.” According to the court, this definition makes it clear that forgery takes either of two forms. It could be the making of a false document, in which case there would be no genuine one to be tendered to make a comparison. The other form of forgery is altering of a genuine document to be used as real. That it was therefore incorrect to hold that to prove forgery, two sets of documents, the forged one and genuine copy, must always be tendered as this would amount to asking for the impossible.

According to the Court, the ‘best evidence’ to prove forgery of certificate is a report from the institution that purportedly issued it and that in this case, the appellants not only subpoenaed witnesses from the very institutions but also the witnesses additionally tendered certificates and certified true copies of documents issued by their institutions to support appellants’ contention that they, LASU and NYSC, did not issue the 1st respondent the certificates he presented to INEC.
@Android17...Definition of forgery and it's crime by the Nigerian law court

That the evidence of the appellants witnesses and the documents presented by LASU that it does not run and has never run the particular Masters in Business Administration which the 1st respondent claims to have obtained a degree from and the letter from INEC denying issuing to the 1st respondent any certificate being certified true copies and certificates, are presumed to be genuine and authentic documents from the sources, LASU and NYSC, they claim to have been brought from by Section 146 of the Evidence Act 2011. Furthermore, that by Section 145 (2) of the same Evidence Act 2011, the Court can presume a fact as proved unless and until disproved. That no such evidence was adduced by 1st respondent or anyone else in this case so the presumption of genuineness and authenticity remains intact and the trial tribunal was wrong when it tried to doubt them and casually dismissed their contents and their evidence.

In conclusion, the Court held that the appellants proved beyond reasonable doubt that the 1st respondent presented forged documents in the B.sc. MBA and NYSC Discharge Certificates he presented to INEC in 2014 and 2018 to contest the House of Representatives Election for Gamawa Federal Constituency of Bauchi State in both 2015 and 2019 and as such stood automatically disqualified to contest the said elections or even any elections in the future.

Link;

https://www.google.com/amp/s/guardian.ng/features/law/presentation-of-forged-documents-to-inec-by-a-candidate-for-any-election-disqualifies-the-culprit/amp
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Android17: 3:24pm On Oct 06, 2023
Ibime:



Obama never went to school on no F1 visa. You can't correct people to the truth when you inhabit a world of alternative lies.

Ibime, I oftentimes like your posts on many topics because you can be logical when you want to be. The only issue I tend to have with you is that you like to dabble into conversations that you are clearly ignorant about and you always try to pass off your superficial knowledge like some conventional wisdom.

I can list out 5 things we have argued about recently and time has proven that you were wrong on ALL of them. I see it as childish in coming here to gloat so I just laugh it off and move on because unlike you, I don't debate things I have not thoroughly researched.

If you have nothing productive to do, engage other people. If you want to engage me, be civil and I will return the favor.

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by A001: 3:24pm On Oct 06, 2023
princeabdul:
LOL. Aren't you loved at home?
Eru, ask your god. A slave of the Arabs shouldn't be talking when free men are discussing.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Android17: 3:27pm On Oct 06, 2023
Emaprince:
What was his INTENT in lying that he collected his cert directly from CSU, and we believe the said CERT is what he submitted to Inec ?

Note that he never collected this cert.
It is you who should be trying to postulate his intent to defraud. Any conversation that anyone is having with me that does not begin with defining the crime called forgery to me, is a conversation that I am not willing to have on this matter.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Android17: 3:28pm On Oct 06, 2023
Segedinho:

I would want you to watch this video carefully and juxtaposed what your perception of his "INTENT" is

https://twitter.com/ParallelFacts/status/1710005240685084955

Lies and deceit are embedded in forgery,hence it is a crime..like I said earlier FORGERY is divergent....It ranges from cloning what you have already to printing from imagination.......the intent is always deceit especially when you are not incapacitated to achieve such a feat

The Nigerian constitution frowns at FORGERY (no exception)....



bla bla bla

Define the crime called forgery to me. Then we can take it from there.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Segedinho(m): 3:31pm On Oct 06, 2023
Android17:
Can somebody who understands English explain to this person I am responding to that I never said forgery is not a crime. I said to define the crime called forgery.

When soldiers kill each other in war is that regarded as murder? No. Because the the crime called murder does not refer to every killing.

I thought you said you graduated with 4pts from UNIBEN? No offense, but you are not arguing like someone who graduated with such a GPA.
Oh.....

Maybe I misunderstood your position.

If your position is the intent of forgery,...so how can you conclude his intention was positive,when he said he has collected the original copy n yet refuse to tender it.....


Killing in a war is regarded as "territorial defence" just like sex in marriage....

An American soldier Killing a Russian soldier in a war is valid but an American soldier killing he a Russian soldier (no in war)is regarded as a crime even when the American soldier assumes he is in a war....(His assumption doesn't matter)

Here,INEC requested school certificate b4 u are registered as a contender,Tinubu told d World as well as INEC he had collected this certificate and would do d right thing.....

He deceived everyone with a forged certificate.This violates the requirement and you see nothing wrong with it..

You tell me the intention of doing such when he had d luxury of doing the right thing..
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Android17: 3:33pm On Oct 06, 2023
MorataFC:
People like the news that favours them but every news that goes contrary to their beliefs is wrong and unacceptable, I don't like Tinubu but it is what it is, my wife said I should drop all my hatred towards our leaders and move on, Obasanjo is bad, Yar'dua is a green snake, Goodluck is clueless, Buhari is a combination of a tyrant and tribalist and then Tinubu is a druggie, Haba, if Jesus comes to rule this nation some of you will still complain then we need to check ourselves.
I have never told anyone to vote for Tinubu. The only Nigerian president I ever "campaigned" for was Buhari and I had dumped him before 2019. I have no political heroes or foes. I have said it here before. I may support Putin on one topic and then argue against him on another. I don't do cults and cliques.

A001 if he can recall, I was supporting him when he was asking questions about COVID-19 origin. Yet me and him have had many uncivil conversations afterwards. That is what people here don't understand. I am simply devoted to logic - nothing else. Except when Pep is concerned sha hahahaha.

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Segedinho(m): 3:34pm On Oct 06, 2023
MorataFC:
cheesy
Haba!, it's just an illustration that can't happen in a real sense.
I wonder 4 you oh.
I understand you bros..

Why you assumptions/illustrations is valid but officially it is nonsense...

You can't tell an organisation your scored A parallel hence you are eligible.....it could be true(valid) but absurd
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ellexy: 3:37pm On Oct 06, 2023
MorataFC:
Is that what you deduce from the writeup?
Lol is the context of the brouhaha lost on you?
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by A001: 3:38pm On Oct 06, 2023
OkpaNsukkaisBae:




Dis ur defense no follow @ all. Praying to god is not a crime thus cannot be forgery according to our constitution. U can pray to whatever u believe d law don't care.
Lols, go and tell the Arabs that your ancestor, Chukwu, is the same as Allah. They'd show you that such stupidity is only accepted by the dull people of Africa. They'd show you the capital punishment for such in their Sharia laws.

It's only a typical African that'd entertain any crooks and liars from Arabia or Europe that say Allah or Yahweh is the same as Olorun, Chukwu, or other native pagan gods simply because such crooks are Oyinbo people.

Anywhere in the world, impersonation is a crime, and in the case of the translated texts of the Bible and Qur'an in the local languages where Allah and Yahweh are referred to as Olorun or Chukwu or any other local pagan gods of Africa, that's forgery and impersonation because there's no historical record or proof showing any of these African deities had anything to do with the messages in the Bible and Qur'an.

Nigeria is one of the most corrupt countries in the world; even their so-called holy books are full of corruption, especially the translated versions in the native languages.

So, you expected the president of such a country not to be corrupt as well? Lols
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by princeabdul(m): 3:39pm On Oct 06, 2023
A001:

Eru, ask your god. A slave of the Arabs shouldn't be talking when free men are discussing.
how are you when you're moving to and fro on the internet tryna get attention from strangers.

Ignorance is bliss, see the way you're moving around with it like starched agbada.

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