Jecci:
Don't tell me that one is still hanging around 😂😂😂😂
Very weak punchlines and crude way of reasoning they have.

That is how they will be shouting on top their voices that they need a good woman.

If you see the way they treat the good women you go say God forbid you will never be a good woman

One was trying to convince me that they celebrate and cherish good women. The same guys that are always on FP saying marriage is a scam that doesn't benefit men. How exactly do you cherish your wife with this mentality?

For you to cherish someone, you have to believe they complement you. Or am I missing something?

Proserpina:
Is your coat yellow or cream

Is your brain shaky or leaky? If not, you'd be able to figure that out.

The other WITCH 1Sharon don collect wotowoto, she don go hide. You self go hide soon.

ravensckar:
Is your brain shaky or leaky? If not, you'd be able to figure that out.

The other WITCH 1Sharon don collect wotowoto, she don go hide. You self go hide soon.

Do you want me to send that uncle a message on LinkedIn and tell him you're doing BS with his picture?

Proserpina:
Even a blind person knows that's Yellow.

I no blame am .. nah the beatings he chop dey blind him eyes

You Sha make person upload him "bank statement" to proof a point. Okay oooo 😄😄

#JusticeforMrYellowCoat

Someone just said this to me...

1Sharon:


You can do better than impersonating that ugly South sudanese man, is this the best you can do? 🥴

Coming from somewhere on whose face NIGERIA's ECONOMIC WOES was depicted perfectly!

Hanty, remove the log in your eyes first...

ravensckar:
Is your brain shaky or leaky? If not, you'd be able to figure that out.

The other WITCH 1Sharon don collect wotowoto, she don go hide. You self go hide soon.

Answer a simple question Mallam and stop acting like Oshodi Chris Brown

Is your coat yellow or cream?

Proserpina:
Answer a simple question Mallam and stop acting like Oshodi Chris Brown

Is your coat yellow or cream?

Lol! Without insults, dude cannot last 5mins in a banter. I love how you ladies are handling with a smile. He needs to learn how it is done.

1Sharon:


Do you want me to send that uncle a message on LinkedIn and tell him you're doing BS with his picture?

Wow! Technology must really be going global for a HOOD RAT like you to know what Linkedln is.

Meanwhile, I'm 100% sure you don't know what it stands for. You self just dey follow bandwagon.

On a more serious note, that's the real me on my profile. Can we now see the real you? Not the one that was used to advertise NIGERIA'S ECONOMIC WOES.

If you like, underline the insults, it still doesn't slap.

ravensckar:
Wow! Technology must really be going global for a HOOD RAT like you to know what Linkedln is.

Meanwhile, I'm 100% sure you don't know what it stands for. You self just dey follow bandwagon.

Go and rest.

Uncle answer the question.

pocohantas:


Someone just said this to me...

You really did a lot on him Since morning. Poor dude come dey share screenshot of transactions

It Screams....

"I am trying too, don't undermine me" Eyan lemi na nah

When they start sharing information you didn't ask for just know you are hitting them right

Proserpina:
Answer a simple question Mallam and stop acting like Oshodi Chris Brown

Is your coat yellow or cream?

I'd be glad to be called a "mallam" any day any time. You know why? Because it's the HAUSA WORD for Teacher and it originated from the Arabic word "MU'ALLIM".

Now, are you also proud of your own title "HAG?"

Answer me or forever remain quiet.

Proserpina:
You really did a lot on him Since morning. Poor dude come dey share screenshot of transactions

It Screams....

"I am trying too, don't undermine me" Eyan lemi na nah

When they start sharing information you didn't ask for just know you are hitting them right

You're obviously displaying the first sign of LUNACY; living in denial.

Ask your friend, who shared screenshot first?

I don talk am sey most of una na BUNGALOW; una no get anything upstairs.

Ugly men doing the most.

Phewwww!

Proserpina:
You really did a lot on him Since morning. Poor dude come dey share screenshot of transactions

It Screams....

"I am trying too, don't undermine me" Eyan lemi na nah

When they start sharing information you didn't ask for just know you are hitting them right

He talk say my husband would rather be in prison than with me and he has abandoned me. I come show am evidence say I be sugarbaby o. No think am. Naso e post receipt wey them take restock shop. Hmm!

It is well. He is trying truly...

Only that my own is not for purchase.
Na for enjoyment

1Sharon:


Uncle answer the question.

Hanty, post the question in a correct grammar and parse each word contained therein.

pocohantas:


Lol! Without insults, dude cannot last 5mins in a banter. I love how you ladies are handling with a smile. He needs to learn how it is done.

He's soooooo easy to toy with
Full of emotions and hot blood

I honestly asked an innocent question

They always claim that marriage is a scam but if both gender lose their spouse you can guess who will run to remarry first because they always need to be looked after like a children.

Marriage benefits them alot but they will come online and be saying something else.

That is how they will come online and be saying once you are 28 you are expired deceiving small girls making them believe marriage is their sole purpose in life and they have failed if they don't find a man

pocohantas:


One was trying to convince me that they celebrate and cherish good women. The same guys that are always on FP saying marriage is a scam that doesn't benefit men. How exactly do you cherish your wife with this mentality?

For you to cherish someone, you have to believe they complement you. Or am I missing something?

“Veni , Vidi , Vici .”

Now, it's time to take a bow and return home with my VICTORY BELT.

All of you witches can kiss my as.s!

Proserpina:
He's soooooo easy to toy with
Full of emotions and hot blood

I honestly asked an innocent question

Naso e dey do. He feels he knows how to insult. At some point someone becomes immune to these insults and look upon them like play things. I no get work today and he made a good pet. He on his part has claimed to be busy but spent the day here begging old hags to fight him.

Now, it's time to take a bow and return home

This should be like the 100th time...

ravensckar:
I'd be glad to be called a "mallam" any day any time. You know why? Because it's the HAUSA WORD for Teacher and it originated from the Arabic word "MU'ALLIM".

Now, are you also proud of your own title "HAG?"

Answer me or forever remain quiet.

Dude calm down... Ahn Ahn your blood dey hot ooo. Mallam isn't an insult nah... Lol wait till I call you "mula eleyin goro" then you can vex .

Is your coat yellow or cream? That's the focus

pocohantas:


This should be like the 100th time...

😂😂

Jecci:
They always claim that marriage is a scam but if both gender lose their spouse you can guess who will run to remarry first because they always need to be looked after like a children.

Marriage benefits them alot but they will come online and be saying something else.

That is how they will come online and be saying once you are 28 you are expired deceiving small girls making them believe marriage is their sole purpose in life and they have failed if they don't find a man

But when ladies rush and marry wrong, they say oh, Nigerian ladies see marriage as poverty allevation. They bring nothing to the table.

Every lady should do what is best for her. If you find a good man before their cut off age of 25, by all means do. If not, keep working on yourself. Some of us were above 25 and we met responsible men who treat us right.

folake4u:


😂😂

Watch him crawl back...

pocohantas:


Watch him crawl back...

Like the moo moo man that he is.

folake4u:


Like the moo moo man that he is.

Nobody dey fear am for here.
No be us im send money for purchase.

pocohantas:


Nobody dey fear am for here.
No be us im send money for purchase.

We stand gidigba.

I tire oh. Make him go face him shop abeg.

The way this Alfa mail was beaten black and blue even person wey theif for ochanja market dem Neva beat am like this 😂😂😂

Sotey other comrades stayed away and watched him being beaten like a thief that stole tyres. Werey said we are afraid of quoting him

folake4u:


We stand gidigba.

I tire oh. Make him go face him shop abeg.

E no know.
10years on these streets as an active female user and you no strong. How kwanu?

pocohantas:


Naso e dey do. He feels he knows how to insult. At some point someone becomes immune to these insults and look upon them like play things. I no get work today and he made a good pet. He on his part has claimed to be busy but spent the day here begging old hags to fight him.

Like! with all the years on Nl insults from people like him don't come close! Gone are the days people are so creative and intelligent with brawls. The days when I will be angry days after the insults because I only got to understand the gravity of what was said later. Days you have to keep dictionary close when you see a brawl coming. Lol 😂😂😂 . I have been here days when idioms are used to express displeasure, some would even fly over my head and I would know the gravity of what was said by other people's reactions .

So I laugh when people like the overgrown baby hyperventilating on this thread try to throw insults. You mean I should be mad at words like ENP, Slut, hag and whatever kindergarten derogatory words he uses? Lol 😂😂😂😂 No nah!

He and his type are nothing but play things They are for whiling away time

pocohantas:


E no know.
10years on these streets as an active female user and you no strong. How kwanu?

Nairaland streets will make you TOUGH!!!