Wetin you wan come read now? You really think atheists are wise?
Lemme taste my microphone first... If you are an Atheist and you are reading this, you're a majusculed id!0t. And after reading this, I command you to start believing in God or commit suicide.
OK. Microphone tasting done.

I'm not your average evangelist that preaches God with love and kindness; that begs you to believe so as to save your soul. I slap you with the truth till you become my disciple or continue living as a hypocrite.

You're a wannabe student of the intellectual school, I'm the Godfather who run the school. I'd!0t.
I try to sound so insulting so you would be discouraged and stop reading... And if you insist on reading, let those few slaps be a price to pay to learn from the Godfather.

Why God must exist.

Let's start by assuming that God doesn't exist. So you don't believe in a God. But you believe that there's a meaning to life. You believe love is the best solution to our social problems. You believe humans are equal; that racism, xenophobia, tribalism are social evils. You even believe that you have a purpose in life. Then I ask you. How can you believe there's an order in life, that there's a meaning to life, if someone didn't put that order and meaning there? I mean, only rational beings can perceive the meaning in something and only them can put meaning in something. Only them can give purpose to something. How come (in spite of all the disorder and injustice in life) you still believe there's a meaning to life that was not put by anyone? You'll claim there's no meaning in life; that I'm just imagining some ideal meaning. Racism, xenophobia, tribalism, terrorism, etc. are not necessarily evil.
If you think so, then I'll tell you to commit suicide because it's unworthy of an intellectual like you to live a "meaningless life".
But if you accept that suicide, terrorism, murder, etc. are wrong, it is because there's a meaning to life which those vices could antagonize. At this point, you realized you're too dvmb to continue the argument so I decided to give you ideas.
Instead of living a meaningless life, I'm suggesting that you should give meaning/sense to life. You shout "Yes. Yes. Yes". Then I pointed out a stupid thing in your excitement. How can you give meaning to life, how can you be the author of a sense in a life that you weren't the author? It's like making yourself the author of the sweetness of sugarcane. You didn't create the sugarcane but you created its sweetness. Have you ever seen a tasteless sugarcane? Same way it's impossible to see a meaningless life. And if no human is the author of the taste in sugarcane, so no human is the author of the meaning/sense in life (caricature of a comparison though).
The question now is how did the meaning in life come about? Mumv, you realized once again that you're a dvmb intellectual. You come beg me to educate you.

Now listen, when we talk about the MEANING or SENSE in something, we're talking about a certain rationality in that thing. So far we know humans to be the most rational creatures of this planet... They have the capacity to put meaning/sense in something (like in the case of traffic rules and any other thing they invented) and they can perceive the sense in something, like real intellectuals do when the Godfather spasms with his pen. Yet, we know that humans didn't invent life. Consequently, they didn't invent the sense/meaning in life. They simply discovered it (in science and in religion). Lemme give you the benefit of the doubt that you know the difference between invention and discovery.

Conclusion: If there's a meaning to life that was invented by a rational being who is not a mortal human, then that rational being is superior to humans. Call him whatever name that pleases you. Believers call Him God.

Now that I've converted you, come to my Church next Sunday and sow seed with the proceeds from your father's land that you sold.
I'd!0t

You will just wake one day and hit the cyberspace, only to discover that someone somewhere is manifesting symptoms of madness.
Hmm, e pass things.

FRANCISTOWN:
You will just wake one day and hit the cyberspace, only to discover that someone somewhere is manifesting symptoms of madness.
Hmm, e pass things.

The Pharisees said same thing about Jesus.

FRANCISTOWN:
You will just wake one day and hit the cyberspace, only to discover that someone somewhere is manifesting symptoms of madness.
Hmm, e pass things.

As in eh… Whoa!
I though DTruthSpeaker is mental. This one is worse. We better start taking mental health serious in this country. No capping

soundofcalm:


The Pharisees said same thing about Jesus.

Did this your post make sense to you?
So its your god that gave your life a meaning? No p.
So if your god doesn't 'give my life a meaning' then its not worth living?
So where and when did your god give this your life a meaning? What if you can't read, write, hear, see, how can your god give your life a meaning

jaephoenix:

As in eh… Whoa!
I though DTruthSpeaker is mental. This one is worse. We better start taking mental health serious in this country. No capping

That DTruthSpeaker na complete psycho.
E sure me say rehab go reject that guy I swear.

This one madness be like river of water. New every morning.

soundofcalm:


The Pharisees said same thing about Jesus.

Do the things that your mythical Jesus did before likening yourself to him

jaephoenix:

Did this your post make sense to you?
So its your god that gave your life a meaning? No p.
So if your god doesn't 'give my life a meaning' then its not worth living?
So where and when did your god give this your life a meaning? What if you can't read, write, hear, see, how can your god give your life a meaning

Blaad of Tinupu.
I thought atheism was constructed on intellectual basis. Every one of the Atheists is complaining of not understanding my text. Jeez.
I overestimated una intellectual prowess. Y'all commenting so far are simply dvmb. I'll wait for a better enlightened mind among your herds of ID!0ts.

Jeez. So God didn't give meaning to life?
Wait, what do you call "MEANING"? Building a house and driving a car?
So you can live a life that has no meaning? A meaningless life? A life without sense? As a being that claimed to have sense? Like are you normal?
So reading and writing are criteria to having a meaningful life? Well, no wonder your ancɛstors had a meaningless life.
So you need me to tell you when God gave meaning to life before believing there's meaning in life? Why didn't you wait for me to tell you when your mother gave birth to you before believing she's your biological mother.

Listen id!0t, you're unworthy of my class. I don't want to see you in the post again.

FRANCISTOWN:

That DTruthSpeaker na complete psycho.
E sure me say rehab go reject that guy I swear.

This one madness be like river of water. New every morning.

I jam frequencies in your brain when you read me. I'm light years ahead of your best. Call them here and watch me convert them to my disciples.
You're simply too !nferior to capture my frequencies. So stop claiming I'm mad. It's shameful to leave the text and attack the poster simply because the text is too high for you 2MB brain.

FRANCISTOWN:

Do the things that your mythical Jesus did before likening yourself to him

See how petit you are
Do I sound like a Christian? I have been giving you guys insvltive names back to back. Is that in the doctrine of Christians? Did Jesus teach that?
So why do you think I'm a follower of a mythical Jesus? Abi na them dey get high Morale like me?

Æpe.

I don slap you so tey you confuse dey call me Jesus follower. . I be your pæpà follower please

An intellectual pissant tackling a subject he can barely form sentences about, thinking his loquaciousness indicates intelligence. LoLz.

jaephoenix:

As in eh… Whoa!
I though DTruthSpeaker is mental. This one is worse. We better start taking mental health serious in this country. No capping

See how you.dey shout my name everywhere, you obviously don kolo.

FRANCISTOWN:

That DTruthSpeaker na complete psycho.
E sure me say rehab go reject that guy I swear.

This one madness be like river of water. New every morning.

See madman wey dey shout upanda dey open and close thread because woman don kill am.

See how you atheists go about proclaiming that you people are fools and have been cursed with madness. Fool! Kwantinue to dey wail.

Like seriously, none among the Atheist community of Nairaland is worth my lecture.
I really overestimated una.

StillDtruth:


See madman wey dey shout upanda dey open and close thread because woman don kill am.

I dey try save my boys from the wiles and fiery darts of women because I know say Yahweh no go save them.

StillDtruth:

See how you atheists go about proclaiming that you people are fools and have been cursed with madness. Fool! Kwantinue to dey wail.

Them supposed don bind you with chains like this.😂😂

My guy my guy😂😂

soundofcalm:
Like seriously, none among the Atheist community of Nairaland is worth my lecture.
I really overestimated una.

Your lecture shows a magnanimous level of academic deficiency. Atheists can't engage in unworthy stuff that'll lead us to academic embarrassments.

Come back when you when you have a point. For now, your points died even before arrival.

LordReed:
An intellectual pissant tackling a subject he can barely form sentences about, thinking his loquaciousness indicates intelligence. LoLz.

Pissant abi na pizza abi na peasant you wan write?
Get off my post if you know you're unworthy of my wisdom. !diot.

FRANCISTOWN:

Your lecture shows a magnanimous level of academic deficiency. Atheists can't engage in unworthy stuff that'll lead us to academic embarrassment.

My lecture sounds like astrophysics to kindergarten minions like you.
Open your own classroom, invite me as a student and watch me convert you to a new commer.

FRANCISTOWN:


Come back when you when you have a point. For now, your points died even before arrival.

I realized Nairaland atheists only have muscles when it comes to debate against Christianity.
It's kind of you guys already have solid land to mount your artilleries on.
I took the battle to the open ocean. You find it difficult attacking me since you don't know my religion... Your canoe was so unworthy of this battle against me armed with submarines.

soundofcalm:


Blaad of Tinupu.
I thought atheism was constructed on intellectual basis. Every one of the Atheists is complaining of not understanding my text. Jeez.
I overestimated una intellectual prowess. Y'all commenting so far are simply dvmb. I'll wait for a better enlightened mind among your herds of ID!0ts.

Jeez. So God didn't give meaning to life?
Wait, what do you call "MEANING"? Building a house and driving a car?
So you can live a life that has no meaning? A meaningless life? A life without sense? As a being that claimed to have sense? Like are you normal?
So reading and writing are criteria to having a meaningful life? Well, no wonder your ancɛstors had a meaningless life.
So you need me to tell you when God gave meaning to life before believing there's meaning in life? Why didn't you wait for me to tell you when your mother gave birth to you before believing she's your biological mother.

Listen id!0t, you're unworthy of my class. I don't want to see you in the post again.

Wait first. Lemme do the honours before Jaephoenix gives it to you back to back till you break your back.

What do you mean by meaning?

So, you mean Nikola Tesla, Leonardo Da Vinci, Bill Gates, Elon Musk, Stephen Hawkings, Albert Einstein, Charles Darwin e.t.c all led/lead a meaningless life? These are people who did/do not believe in your God.

Yet, these people did/do not only lead a meaningful life of purpose, but they also gave life a meaning and also gave purpose to many people. Their discoveries are being used everywhere in the world. People are using their discoveries to make money, invent things, to even win awards.
Dr. J Robert Openheimer received a Nobel Prize on discoveries of Einstein.

Pray, tell me one pastor or prophet or Imam or shaman that has ever lived a life that has brought any help, or meaning to mankind. Who has ever received an award or invent useful things on the discovery of a pastor? Oh! Except anointing oils and prayer soap, ye bunch of lunatics.

There is no proof anywhere that Yahweh or Allah and the rest have ever attached a meaning to anyone's life. The only thing y'all do is to scam innocent and gullible members of their hard earned money and limited time.

You are just plainly stupid, you are foolish but you think you are wise. Your post lacks substance and common reasoning. And that's why atheists refused to indulge your mediocreness.

Lemme ask you a simple question.
What meaning has your God attached to your life that you can't find in the lives of people who do not regard your God?

soundofcalm:


Pissant abi na pizza abi na peasant you wan write?
Get off my post if you know you're unworthy of my wisdom. !diot.

A pissant means an insignificant person.

I'm sorry to have engaged you. I didn't know you were this much of a pissant.😂

soundofcalm:


My lecture sounds like astrophysics to kindergarten minions like you.
Open your own classroom, invite me as a student and watch me convert you to a new commer.

Nope. You were only babbling. It wouldn't make sense to people with developed brain.

soundofcalm:


I realized Nairaland atheists only have muscles when it comes to debate against Christianity.
It's kind of you guys already have solid land to mount your artilleries on.
I took the battle to the open ocean. You find it difficult attacking me since you don't know my religion... Your canoe was so unworthy of this battle against me armed with submarines.

Mention your religion and the god you serve. Let's disrobe you quickly.

soundofcalm:


See how petit you are
Do I sound like a Christian? I have been giving you guys insvltive names back to back. Is that in the doctrine of Christians? Did Jesus teach that?
So why do you think I'm a follower of a mythical Jesus? Abi na them dey get high Morale like me?

Æpe.

I don slap you so tey you confuse dey call me Jesus follower. . I be your pæpà follower please

You used words that are indentified with especially christianity .

soundofcalm:


I'm not your average evangelist that preaches God with love and kindness; that begs you to believe so as to save your soul. I slap you with the truth till you become my disciple or continue living as a hypocrite.
. Believers call Him God.

Now that I've converted you, come to my Church next Sunday and sow seed with the proceeds from your father's land that you sold.
I'd!0t

Evangelist.
Believers
Church on Sundays
Sowing of seeds.

Now that I've said that, it's either you are essentially stupid, cruise catching or just clout chasing.

FRANCISTOWN:

I dey try save my boys from the wiles and fiery darts of women because I know say Yahweh no go save them.

Them supposed don bind you with chains like this.😂😂

My guy my guy😂😂

See mad person. No be God don already save wey you still dey alive to dey won kon save others? Time don reach wen dem suppose flog you die! 😆😆😆

FRANCISTOWN:

Wait first. Lemme do the honours before Jaephoenix gives it to you back to back till you break your back.

What do you mean by meaning?

So, you mean Nikola Tesla, Leonardo Da Vinci, Bill Gates, Elon Musk, Stephen Hawkings, Albert Einstein, Charles Darwin e.t.c all led/lead a meaningless life? These are people who did/do not believe in your God.

Lemme ask you a simple question.
What meaning has your God attached to your life that you can't find in the lives of people who do not regard your God?

Cool. Now you want to reason.
I asked a question in the writeup "Can sugarcane existe without its sweetness?". Impossible. But the sweetness of one single stick of sugarcane will have a relative appreciation by many people who taste it. And it's no sin that we all differ in this appreciation of taste. It's normal. It depends on our individual nature.
It's same with the sense in life. There's a sense in life. But our individual experiences make us have different opinions about it. The moment you claim there's no sense in life, the most rational thing to do will be to commit suicide because continuing to live is like living a senseless life.

Now the stupidity in atheism is that they all know that there's a meaning in life. Actually it's beyond the realms of knowledge. All living Atheists BELIEVE there's a meaning/sense in life. There's no belief without faith. But they refuse that this sense in life was put there by someone. They claim each individual put his own sense in life. No my dear !diot. Just like the taste in sugarcane, it isn't the individual who put the sense in life. The sense has always been there. You just perceived it differently because you're different from others.

Now if this sense has always been there, who put it there? Answer this question. Don't blab around.

PS. Don't mention pastors or Christianity when you discuss with me. I'm discussing God. I never presented myself as an adherant to any religion.

Secondly, more than half of those icons you mentioned are not atheists. You're very stvpid to mention Leonardo Da Vinci and Albert Einstein. Those people have a religious inclination.
That someone criticizes Christianity doesn't mean they're atheist. Atheism is the refutation of God's existence, not the refutation of a certain religion.

FRANCISTOWN:


You used words that are indentified with especially christianity .

Evangelist.
Believers
Church on Sundays
Sowing of seeds.

Now that I've said that, it's either you are essentially stupid, cruise catching or just clout chasing.

I knew you're an ill!terate .
1. Evangelist : before Christianity, the royal town-criers of roman emperors are called Evangelists
2. Believer : Someone who lives in Voodoo is a believer of Voodoo. Did I tell you I believe in any specific God?
3. Church on Sundays : I have every religious right to call my house of worship a Church. Sunday has been the worship day of the Sun God, Ra.
4. Sowing seeds : Before Christianity, every religion has a sense of sacrifice. That I use "sow seed" instead of "sacrifice" is to make my message graspable by your 2MB brain.

soundofcalm:


Pissant abi na pizza abi na peasant you wan write?
Get off my post if you know you're unworthy of my wisdom. !diot.

What wisdom? When I want wisdom I know where to go, not to a dimwit like you.

See calm
God doesn't exist. God doesn't exist.
I enter the debate with a 4 by 6 Australian Buloke all of them come calm down... carry olive branch dey shine their 32 for the Godfather.

soundofcalm:


I knew you're an ill!terate .
1. Evangelist : before Christianity, the royal town-criers of roman emperors are called Evangelists
2. Believer : Someone who lives in Voodoo is a believer of Voodoo. Did I tell you I believe in any specific God?
3. Church on Sundays : I have every religious right to call my house of worship a Church. Sunday has been the worship day of the Sun God, Ra.
4. Sowing seeds : Before Christianity, every religion has a sense of sacrifice. That I use "sow seed" instead of "sacrifice" is to make my message graspable by your 2MB brain.

It's a waste of time to engage you. People with basic education already understood what "especially" means

StillDtruth:


See mad person. No be God don already save wey you still dey alive to dey won kon save others? Time don reach wen dem suppose flog you die! 😆😆😆

Lol! Ogbaa

FRANCISTOWN:


It's a waste of time to engage you. People with basic education already understood what "especially" means

Worthy atheists have a nobler way of admitting defeat.