Men dem, I greet una.

Please can someone help me simulate a ride order from Tradefair to Berger bustop so i can guage the price? I am currently around Mowe axis and need to move some items worth a total of 120kg from and to those locations.

Will really really appreciate. Thanks so much

What do you do for a living??

I drive wuber ma.

izzou:




Na memories you just bring back like this oh.

I used Bolt in Abuja and PH and nobody dey on AC sef.

But i never bother to ask. I understand the hustle.

Ph drivers no dey use, and riders don dey use to it

My eyes saw shege yesterday. Police pack me and riders to station for the first time. Around 11pm, I pick this guys from ebutte meta to Ogba. I was just blowing real speed as I have to get home before 12. that was how we jammed polizia opposite Mega Chicken, after scaling thro a check point at Alausa. They’ve questioned themselves if anyone have load, best they lighten up as it seem polizia were in corners. Me I just face my steering and keep blazing. We got stopped and all man was asked to alight. They found what I don’t know with one of them. Interesting to say, how they just close check point immediately. No need for searching again. Bundle everyone to command beside Ikeja high court. I didn’t even say a word, I was so tired and my last trip is stressing me out like this. We got to the station and the next thing they ask was you “sabi u be Uber” Oya collect your money before they enter”.

I was like wetin una come carry me do here then. Took my money and didn’t even bother to pick any trip again.

Welz:
it's always advisable to do hackney permit if you're driving on uber. it's very cheap and doesn't take more than 20mins to get. I have been in many situations where those useless VIO thought they've gotten me(as I normally don't give them the Hackney till they ask).

How much is the Hackney permit and how do I get it?

Comrade abeg how much is hackney permit and where i fit do am?

SeeWahala:


Changing the fuel pump itself won't fix your fuel guage on your instrument cluster but it will make your car throttle better. To fix your guage you need to either get a rewire to trace its wiring from fuel pump housing to the brainbox OR from brainbox to instrument cluster.

So know your definite issue before going for a fix in order not to waste money this hard times.

Pls what's the correlation BTW fuel pump and car throttle

pheelhip:


Pls what's the correlation BTW fuel pump and car throttle

Throttle forces fuel to move your car, fuel pump (as its name implies) supplies the fuel.
Picture it like this:
Car: I want to move....
Throttle: okay, you need fuel to move...
Fuel pump: Oya, take the fuel...
Hope you get now?

Much respect, boss.

Omoapena:
For this our hustle, you go meet people o, I dey with this big man since Friday, this man is just treating me like his brother, brought me to his house (mansion) showing me his family and all and nah very big man....


Tho, since that Friday I've been with him, he hasn't settled me but I know say I don jam one destiny helper...


He's a police officer, I don't know his rank but obviously high rank in police

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lanre2009:
Never be at the mercy of that KAZEEM (mechanic) again. Diagnose your car issues yourself with our portable bluetooth

scanner and avoid fixing your cars via TRIAL BY ERROR METHOD. Call or whatsapp: 0818008331 for more info......

This scanner thing isn't always accurate jare....

pope191:
My eyes saw shege yesterday. Police pack me and riders to station for the first time. Around 11pm, I pick this guys from ebutte meta to Ogba. I was just blowing real speed as I have to get home before 12. that was how we jammed polizia opposite Mega Chicken, after scaling thro a check point at Alausa. They’ve questioned themselves if anyone have load, best they lighten up as it seem polizia were in corners. Me I just face my steering and keep blazing. We got stopped and all man was asked to alight. They found what I don’t know with one of them. Interesting to say, how they just close check point immediately. No need for searching again. Bundle everyone to command beside Ikeja high court. I didn’t even say a word, I was so tired and my last trip is stressing me out like this. We got to the station and the next thing they ask was you “sabi u be Uber” Oya collect your money before they enter”.

I was like wetin una come carry me do here then. Took my money and didn’t even bother to pick any trip again.

I'm always amazed at some riders. ;DYou carry exhibit, you still crawl at night in a place like lagos ..
I thought weed makes one sharper. Cos sometimes those riders, I wonder if it's just plain stupidity or they just wish to pass the night in a police cell.

I was supposed to pick two guys at one hotel in surulere going to ketu, one street off ajiboye.
After delaying me for over 10mins.
One of them came out. Dreads all over,earrings on both ears. With a sling bag and he was puffing on obviously a weed stub.

I know police are usually on that route to enter ketu. I dont have that energy for police tagging me with some drug induced fellows.The moment the guy told me he's coming back .
I smiled , I engaged gear and moved.. I cancelled and tagged " not safe".
I could see the gateman in my rear view mirror frantically beckoning me to stop. The guy was calling me.. for where, I don't want stress untop 6k trip. ....

dy4life:
Comrade abeg how much is hackney permit and where i fit do am?

pheelhip:


How much is the Hackney permit and how do I get it?

N4,500 ask the person that does your vehicle licence renewal.

Pearl1910:




N4,500 ask the person that does your vehicle licence renewal.

How many years and what if ladri?

northbird:


I'm always amazed at some riders. ;DYou carry exhibit, you still crawl at night in a place like lagos ..
I thought weed makes one sharper. Cos sometimes those riders, I wonder if it's just plain stupidity or they just wish to pass the night in a police cell.

I want to put myself in the guy shoes, maybe he just don’t want to waste his money like that or no where to get another from last night. Whichever, he ended acting a f**l and needless drag. Drug is addictive, pray people don’t indulge in it.

pheelhip:


How much is the Hackney permit and how do I get it?

4k5 same place you renew your papers, it doesn't take more than 20mins after they start doing it

pope191:


How many years and what if ladri?

one year for both...ladri can be done at the office beside lastma office just before oshodi bridge if you're coming from gbagada

pope191:


How many years and what if ladri?

Every year na... Yearly renewal
Lasdri maybe 4k or 5k yearly renewal. They do it in Ojodu now. U don't have to go to Oshodi.

You can deregister hackney anytime u feel u aren't using the car again for ehailing and want to stop renewing yearly. This u must do to avoid 20k fine for driving with expired hackney permit.

tojahh:


Person wey no fit book ride when he acclaimed car catch fire. He had to join his rider to VI na you dey listen to? To make himself appear big he even claimed the new Uber driver was his ex-coursemate

Lol,book ride and ignore a free ride offered with thanks....Lol
Ode ni e

Pearl1910:


Every year na... Yearly renewal
Lasdri maybe 4k or 5k yearly renewal. They do it in Ojodu now. U don't have to go to Oshodi.

You can deregister hackney anytime u feel u aren't using the car again for ehailing and want to stop renewing yearly. This u must do to avoid 20k fine for driving with expired hackney permit.

Wow hearing about this deregistering for the first time ......do I have to pay? My hackney expired two month ago and I do not intend to renew.

northbird:
I was supposed to pick two guys at one hotel in surulere going to ketu, one street off ajiboye.
After delaying me for over 10mins.
One of them came out. Dreads all over,earrings on both ears. With a sling bag and he was puffing on obviously a weed stub.

I know police are usually on that route to enter ketu. I dont have that energy for police tagging me with some drug induced fellows.The moment the guy told me he's coming back .
I smiled , I engaged gear and moved.. I cancelled and tagged " not safe".
I could see the gateman in my rear view mirror frantically beckoning me to stop. The guy was calling me.. for where, I don't want stress untop 6k trip. ....

I no dey always mind though, somehow police usually SEPARATE me from my rider anytime am stopped, maybe due to my dressing as it's either am going to work or coming from d office ...On that route which is my usual route, just connect ogudu Tru ojota, enter Alapere tru Goodluck...Do not try to join the express again after ogudu because some hungry police men dey that road after d NNpC station, although their money na 200 naira but Dem fit run you street if Dem see exhibit.

dapotemi:


I no dey always mind though, somehow police usually SEPARATE me from my rider anytime am stopped, maybe due to my dressing as it's either am going to work or coming from d office ...On that route which is my usual route, just connect ogudu Tru ojota, enter Alapere tru Goodluck...Do not try to join the express again after ogudu because some hungry police men dey that road after d NNpC station, although their money na 200 naira but Dem fit run you street if Dem see exhibit.

I was not ready for any drama...

dapotemi:

Wow hearing about this deregistering for the first time ......do I have to pay? My hackney expired two month ago and I do not intend to renew.

As it has expired already u may have to pay. Cos at the point of deregistering they will check if everything is up to date.

dapotemi:


Lol,book ride and ignore a free ride offered with thanks....Lol
Ode ni e

You say offered? From who? Your Uber friend or rider? 😂😂😂 Plot of land for sale in Lekki phase 1 for 300 thousand naira. So rider ask you to park you Corolla and join her on a trip of life. Continue!

You didn’t even finish the gist. Since the driver was your day 1, una collect money from the girl and where your friend drop you 😂

Pearl1910:


Every year na... Yearly renewal
Lasdri maybe 4k or 5k yearly renewal. They do it in Ojodu now. U don't have to go to Oshodi.

You can deregister hackney anytime u feel u aren't using the car again for ehailing and want to stop renewing yearly. This u must do to avoid 20k fine for driving with expired hackney permit.

Nah why I deh avoid this thing be this. Small time, light will catch one for this too.

Pearl1910:


Every year na... Yearly renewal
Lasdri maybe 4k or 5k yearly renewal. They do it in Ojodu now. U don't have to go to Oshodi.

You can deregister hackney anytime u feel u aren't using the car again for ehailing and want to stop renewing yearly. This u must do to avoid 20k fine for driving with expired hackney permit.

Brodaly, na this 20k fine I really no agree with. My Hackney expired 3 years ago and I've bn driving without it and I still renew papers without it, with no fine. It was just recently that I opened up to my guy what I do and he advised I do Hackney and when I paid, it was a year I paid. He said I would still have to pay for the 2 years......but no 20k fine. Told him...."payable when able/whenever"

The truth is, I've never been stopped for Hackney cos I don't even look like I do uber. Majority of my riders sit in front, except some few little olosho girls, who eventually sit in front when AC don't get to them cos I purposely decided not to increase it.

Barbiturate:


Brodaly, na this 20k fine I really no agree with. My Hackney expired 3 years ago and I've bn driving without it and I still renew papers without it, with no fine. It was just recently that I opened up to my guy what I do and he advised I do Hackney and when I paid, it was a year I paid. He said I would still have to pay for the 2 years......but no 20k fine. Told him...."payable when able/whenever"

The truth is, I've never been stopped for Hackney cos I don't even look like I do uber. Majority of my riders sit in front, except some few little olosho girls, who eventually sit in front when AC don't get to them cos I purposely decided not to increase it.

Correct, Hackney registration is not automated yet, it's not connected to vehicle license, u can do ur normal renewal without renewing Hackney, u can even skip years unlike vehicle license that u have to pay all arrears.
So the fining is not automatic like vehicle license, But there may come a day that one overzealous officer (Vio or lastma) may randomly snap ur number plate with that their machine and check the hackney system and see that u registered hackney in 2021 and haven't renewed and will register the fine for u. Or when they stop u in their check points on the road and confirm that u are doing ehailing and u don't have hackney, u will pay d fine.

Like u said, they don't suspect u will use ur type of car for ehailing, maybe that's why u have avoided the fine, but same can't be said for those that drive the trademark car of ehailing. Also if u go to different places inside mainland, u will encounter mad VIO operatives.

I will advise us all to check payvisdotng regularly for any fines on our vehicles or fleet so u either pay before they catch the car or avoid them completely. Cos the day they catch u; the stress, the embarrassment, the harassment, the time wasted can traumatize.

pope191:


You say offered? From who? Your Uber friend or rider? 😂😂😂 Plot of land for sale in Lekki phase 1 for 300 thousand naira. So rider ask you to park you Corolla and join her on a trip of life. Continue!

You didn’t even finish the gist. Since the driver was your day 1, una collect money from the girl and where your friend drop you 😂

You dey find complete gist from same person wey drop Lamba here say him colleague buy stolen vehicle them come pick am go port Harcourt 😂 till today we no hear the end of the story.
Always trying to appear big and relevant. Set awon Bayo Onanuga wannabe

Pearl1910:


As it has expired already u may have to pay. Cos at the point of deregistering they will check if everything is up to date.

cc owolabi
Thanks

tojahh:


You dey find complete gist from same person wey drop Lamba here say him colleague buy stolen vehicle them come pick am go port Harcourt 😂 till today we no hear the end of the story.
Always trying to appear big and relevant. Set awon Bayo Onanuga wannabe

You've been asking for end of story since o...Are you really interested..Lamba? To what end, to who? Matter don settle and everybody don resume for their desk but I wonder what you think should happen afterwards...
Na wah for you o, if na Lamba may I not SUCCEED and if it's GENUINE and the story is true, may you, your offspring, everything you labour now and in future comes to nothing before your own very eyes... Amen..
I need you to say amen to lock am..
I will come down to your level, I get small time.