GloriousGbola:


I doubt the g-wagon was actually dented. The other car is a corolla. They are in a traffic jam. More likely the corolla would be damaged if it hit the car. Unless na all those wetin dem dey call am - upgraded car with wayo panel beating.

Yea, the guy most likely just nicked the g-wagon, but for the naija big man that's also a gym bro, it's the perfect excuse to punch into submission the toyota owner that didn't know enough to give a g-wagon a full car length space.

Theflint1:
Tinubu go gats increase that fire...their lives can be even more real.

I don’t believe that figure one bit

raumdeuter:


Imagine people like Theflint1, will blow 1m on top VVIP seat and still complain say country hard

E get one of those Naija celebrities wey come for show in my city and wanted to do VVIP for was it $500, People just laughed at him say no one fit pay that here. He said in Naija dem don dey do VVIP since 15yrs and people pay 1milla

Those VVIP dem dey do na just way to take support themselves, hardly you go see regular fans dey pay outrageous amounts like dat.

Theflint1:
Yea, the guy most likely just nicked the g-wagon, but for the naija big man that's also a gym bro, it's the perfect excuse to punch into submission the toyota owner that didn't know enough to give a g-wagon a full car length space.

Because na only am dey go gym for entire country abi? Or na only am pack power for knuckles and legs?

He met someone he could bully, that’s it. If he met his match, irrespective if his car got nicked, this could have ended a different way.

raumdeuter:


Imagine people like Theflint1, will blow 1m on top VVIP seat and still complain say country hard

E get one of those Naija celebrities wey come for show in my city and wanted to do VVIP for was it $500, People just laughed at him say no one fit pay that here. He said in Naija dem don dey do VVIP since 15yrs and people pay 1milla

Yes na
AY and those comedians do it very well
There’s vip and vvip na just Hennessy or ciroc is the difference 😂

Roland17:


Because na only am dey go gym for entire country abi? Or na only am pack power for knuckles? He met someone he could bully, that’s it. If he met his match, irrespective if his car got nicked, this could have ended a different way.

Considering the alternative being potential g-wagon gbese, given the car-based power dynamic, even e fellow gym bros go chop the punches and keep it moving.

iamoyindamola:

I don’t believe that figure one bit

If you deep am, it's not so crazy. Assuming the show's been running for like 2 months, across Lagos, PH and Abuja, they can pull those numbers.

Theflint1:
If you deep am, it's not so crazy. Assuming the show's been running for like 2 months, across Lagos, PH and Abuja, they can pull those numbers.

The movie is not a week old
They premiered it on Saturday

iamoyindamola:

The movie is not a week old
They premiered it on Saturday

Do we have up to 30,000 Nigerian's watching movies in the Cinema every weekend?

Cause that's the amount of persons you'd need to crack that number in a week.

Naija police will trend till next year
How can you arrest someone for working overnight in their office 😂😂😂

https://www.nairaland.com/8294517/how-police-extorted-printivo-employees

Theflint1:
Do we have up to 30,000 Nigerian's watching movies in the Cinema every weekend?

Cause that's the amount of persons you'd need to crack that number in a week.

Exactly that figure is not true
And people hardly go to cinemas because it’s getting expensive
Aunty funke they lie jare, people are even talking more about seven doors that came out on Netflix on Friday than jenifa that she has milked every juice out of

It seems we've entered that time of the year when electricity starts becoming real poor. BlueRayDick, how's power in your end?

Theflint1:
It seems we've entered that time of the year when electricity starts becoming real poor. BlueRayDick, how's power in your end?

There was no light from yesterday afternoon till I slept at night; I was running gen all through. When I woke between 1am to 2am , it had been restored.

BlueRayDick:


There was no light from yesterday afternoon till I slept at night; I was running gen all through. When I woke between 1am to 2am , it had been restored.

And no harmattan to cool us

BlueRayDick:


As funny as this sounds, I witnessed something similar the day I was arrested.

I had already accepted my fate and was contented being driven around in their bus while they were looking for more people to fill the bus. They got to a place and jacked one guy from behind. The was right in front of his mum's shop. The mum came outside and was shouting that he's her son and has not committed any crime but the officers would have none of it. They asked her to come to station to bail him next day.

It was much later when we all landed in the cell, the guy was gisting us that he had just returned from Eko Idumota that evening and was only at his mum's shop to assist her close so they can both go home together . I felt like laughing at that point , but my own predicament would not allow me laugh.

I have a neighbour.

He's young, always on his airpods, upwardly mobile and seems to be doing well for himself.

He drives a tinted glass, clean and fully pimped out Toyota Picnic 2010.

He's friendly, jocular, an all round nice guy and minds his business in the compound

If we wan do anything for compound. na him dey first drop hin contribution.

He forwards morality and crime/security awareness themed broadcast messages a lot to our compound whatsapp group.

When I did my son's dedication this year, he came to my apartment and gave wifey an envelope of 20k.

He casted recently when a friend visited me and saw him as he was stepping out his apartment.

My friend shouted and gave him hailings, "Officer Terry (not real name), na here you dey caban, how far na. E don tey o".

I noticed he did not respond so enthusiastically to the hailings, and was somewhat uncomfortable, and stealing side glances at me.

When we entered my apartment upstairs, my friend gave me his 411.

According to my friend. the guy na AK (Anti-Kidnapping) and "O buru baaje". He's the leader of the cruelest and most feared Anti Kidnapping squad in town.

No G-boy operates in town without paying settlements and obtaining his clearance.

Him dey kpai guys, collect their properties and obtain their funds.

He told me a lot.

Since that day, I dey look am with different eye.

Personnel of the Nigeria Police Force may be nice outside but on their jobs, they're all terrible people, crooked and corrupt in their ways

iamoyindamola:
https://www.nairaland.com/8294443/funke-akindele-makes-206m-everybody

Raumdeuter see your country people
No money but cinema they sell

Fake lives everywhere

Money no dey and people dey flex. One of my cousins got a car of 18m some weeks back , meanwhile he's always complaining that he doesn't have money. People hardly admit they have money in this country. When party start you go see doings you go come dey wonder if no be person wey bill you last month be this wey dey throw bundles.
Some people are weird sha, they'll have money and still be billing others. I don't understand if they don't want their own to finish if that's why they do that.

semid4lyfe:


I have a neighbour.

He's young, always on his airpods, upwardly mobile and seems to be doing well for himself.

He drives a tinted glass, clean and fully pimped out Toyota Picnic 2010.

He's friendly, jocular, an around nice guy and minds his business in the compound

If we wan do anything for compound. na him dey first drop hin contribution.

He also forwards morality and crime/security awareness themed broadcast messages to our compound whatsapp group a lot.

When I did my son's dedication this year, he came to my apartment and gave wifey an envelope of 20k.

He casted recently when a friend visited me and saw him as he was stepping out his apartment.

My friend shouted and gave him hailings, "Officer Terry (not real name), na here you dey caban, how far na. E don tey o".

I noticed he did not respond so enthusiastically to the hailings, and was somewhat uncomfortable, and he stole side glances at me.

When we entered my apartment upstairs, my friend gave me his 411.

According to my friend. the guy na AK (Anti-Kidnapping) and "O le baaje". He's the leader of the cruelest and most feared Anti Kidnapping squad in town.

No G-boy operates in town without paying settlements and obtaining his clearance

Him dey kpai guys, collect their properties and obtain their funds.

He told me a lot.

Since that day, I don dey look am with different eye.

They may be nice outside but on their jobs, they're all terrible people, crooked and corrupt in their ways

O'l boy!

The guy obviously just decide to hibernate in ur area while going outside to cause people serious pain as part of his daily job. I guess if that guy had not casted him, u wouldn't have known.

The funny thing is if some Yahoo boy or tech bro park come una side, he will be sending his colleagues to come and raid there and u will never know he's the one behind such incident.

Theflint1:
Those VVIP dem dey do na just way to take support themselves, hardly you go see regular fans dey pay outrageous amounts like dat.

Fans are paying it. It's either people are lying that Nigerians are broke, or...... I don't even know what to say....

iamoyindamola:

And no harmattan to cool us

The weather is quite hurt this days

iamoyindamola:

Exactly that figure is not true
And people hardly go to cinemas because it’s getting expensive
Aunty funke they lie jare, people are even talking more about seven doors that came out on Netflix on Friday than jenifa that she has milked every juice out of

And they're hardly filled up. I'm referring to the cinema.
15 people, sometimes less. So, how did she do it?

OkpaNsukkaisBae, Assad has said that Russia Mossad the Assad. He said he didn't want to step down, and Russia forced him, and now Putin doesn't even have any interest in meeting him


Oya come and explain...

BREAKING 🚨

Iran Shuts Down Cities and Schools as Fuel Crisis Spirals Out of Control

Iran is facing severe fuel shortages due to a surge in demand caused by freezing weather, outdated infrastructure, and the impact of international sanctions. In response, authorities have extended school closures, shut down cities, and suspended power plant operations to manage the crisis. The shortages have led to widespread disruptions across the country, with no immediate solutions in sight. - FT

Too busy selling their oil to China to fund their campaign against Israel ,yah Allah Iran revolution must happen.

Theflint1:
Considering the alternative being potential g-wagon gbese, given the car-based power dynamic, even e fellow gym bros go chop the punches and keep it moving.

Again, he met someone who he can bully. Yes, the guy hit his car but once you start throwing punches, it is fair game!
If he wants his car fixed, let’s go to his preferred repair shop. If he wants to call police, call police but punching repeatedly like that is only because he met someone he can bully.
If he met his match and someone as tempered as he is, “keep it moving” will turn into an all out.

You seriously think it is everyone that was allow to him continue throwing punches like that because I hit your Gwagon? Naaa fam!

nihilistjnr:
OkpaNsukkaisBae, Assad has said that Russia Mossad the Assad. He said he didn't want to step down, and Russia forced him, and now Putin doesn't even have any interest in meeting him


Oya come and explain...

Didn't he(prospa/okpa) say the west is responsible for what happened in Syria?

Asssad should be careful if he doesn't want to fall from plane or die from sitting on a toilet.

nihilistjnr:
OkpaNsukkaisBae, Assad has said that Russia Mossad the Assad. He said he didn't want to step down, and Russia forced him, and now Putin doesn't even have any interest in meeting him


Oya come and explain...

Did you read his communique directly?

Not a news report.
The actual PR.

-Lord

TemporaryHansel:


And they're hardly filled up. I'm referring to the cinema.
15 people, sometimes less. So, how did she do it?

Dry cleaning na

Roland17:


Again, he met someone who he can bully. Yes, the guy hit his car but once you start throwing punches, it is fair game!
If he wants his car fixed, let’s go to his preferred repair shop. If he wants to call police, call police but punching repeatedly like that is only because he met someone he can bully.
If he met his match and someone as tempered as he is, “keep it moving” will turn into an all out.

You seriously think it is everyone that was allow to him continue throwing punches like that because I hit your Gwagon? Naaa fam!

This is an American perspective.

Let's say you drive a 5m car and you hit a 100m car, even if the owner hit you due to annoyance you'd likely just be begging him and not angling to fight him, because someone that can afford to get such car likely has some police, army, and possibly political contacts that can fvck you up. And knowing this is Nigeria where anything goes, if they arrest you you'll really suffer oh.

Nigeria is not obodo oyibo .

TemporaryHansel:


This is an American perspective.

Let's say you drive a 5m car and you hit a 100m car, even if the owner hit you due to annoyance you'd likely just be begging him and not angling to fight him, because someone that can afford to get such car likely has some police, army, and possibly political contacts that can fvck you up. And knowing this is Nigeria where anything goes, if they arrest you you'll really suffer oh.

Nigeria is not obodo oyibo .

You are assuming every Nigerian would defer to the guy. If he pulled the door and found a man built just as he is built, would he continue punching? If he opened the door and met a hot tempered man who is black belt holder and boxer ready to match his madness, would he continue punching? I don't think this has to do with being in Obodo Oyibo.

etrouble:


Go and instigate them to protest and see how bullets will fly, you think Tinubu is Goatluck Jonathan abi. Go to the streets and waste your life

This is someone's reply to a post that called for UniAbuja students to protest due to the name of the school being changed.

Na for country like this person wan carry Corolla go fight person wey get Gwagon? They'll just off you and nothing will happen ni.

Roland17:


You are assuming every Nigerian would defer to the guy. If he pulled the door and found a man built just as he is built, would he continue punching? If he opened the door and met a hot tempered man who is black belt holder and boxer ready to match his madness, would he continue punching? I don't think this has to do with being in Obodo Oyibo.

As long as he knows he has more money, leverage, and, influence, yes he'll slap you and expect you to respect the money. You understand the confidence that comes with being rich.

Oga no dey see all those muscles you dey talk about so oh, the only thing he sees when looking at the other person is that the other person is in a lower status.

Ballzproblem2:
BREAKING 🚨

Iran Shuts Down Cities and Schools as Fuel Crisis Spirals Out of Control

Iran is facing severe fuel shortages due to a surge in demand caused by freezing weather, outdated infrastructure, and the impact of international sanctions. In response, authorities have extended school closures, shut down cities, and suspended power plant operations to manage the crisis. The shortages have led to widespread disruptions across the country, with no immediate solutions in sight. - FT

Too busy selling their oil to China to fund their campaign against Israel ,yah Allah Iran revolution must happen.

Gasoline costs around N35/liter in Iran for the first 60 liters (was 150 liters).
After the first 60 liters, the price doubles to N70/liter.

Folks smuggle gasoline out to Turkey for 30x (3000%) profit.
Iraq and Pakistan are other lucrative destinations for resale.

Last time the authorities tried to raise the prices, Iranians shut down the country, called for the Ayatollah's ouster, and the President had to cancel the increase. That was after hundreds had died in the ensuing crackdown.

Maybe we'll loan them Tinubu for 1 year. 🤣
How they've managed to pay such costly subsidies and still amassed the ME most potent missile arsenal is a mystery.

Everyone in the polity acknowledges the prices are too low.
But not even the Ayatollah has the nerve to touch the issue.
Before dem change am for am 2 seconds.

Iranians are built different. Fascinating people.
They have a 90m population. Export only 1.3m barrels per day. Demanding the heavens while under sanctions.
And all their protests are quickly co-opted by both domestic and foreign forces to demand the Ayatollah's ouster.
Yet if they remove the Ayatollah and get a West-aligned government, the IMF will force them to raise the gasoline (and gas price) at least 20x. And they're like Nigeria in that the country runs on fossil fuels. So the inflation that'll spark will make our 2024 feel like the Roaring 20's in comparison.
The reforms they do not want to accept under the Ayatollah will be forced on them if his regime falls.

-Lord

Roland17:


You are assuming every Nigerian would defer to the guy. If he pulled the door and found a man built just as he is built, would he continue punching? If he opened the door and met a hot tempered man who is black belt holder and boxer ready to match his madness, would he continue punching? I don't think this has to do with being in Obodo Oyibo.

Whether you choose to fight or not, there's an established g-wagon gbese waiting for you.

You can choose to return blow for blow, but if you can't knock the g-wagon guy out, there'd be the g-wagon gbese or worse awaiting you. However you can eat a few punches like the guy in the video did (maybe none sef if you can duck punches real well), and the man-child g-wagon owner would go his way...chances are you'd be nursing a sore face for a couple days.

Assuming the man is superior in money and influence, which is most likely the case, the only option I see for someone that chooses to fight back is to knock him out and make a quick exit...you sure you can you knock that 6ft plus creatine guzzling monster out?