FPT. I was here

Wtf

Waspy: And who moved this to FP ?

i tire

....



American movie

You're a learner, come to my school..

its dis in yankee? cos all dis list here most naija gals no do am o

op i dont know where u r coming from, here in Nigeria guys win all the arguments 100% of the time...

For the poor guys only not a rich guy,

girls don't argue when you have money,

RICH GUY: I will buy you a wrists watch on your birthday

GIRL: oooh my God Thanks so much dearie, love you more

POOR GUY: I will buy you wrists watch on your birthday.

GIRL: you can't be serious

POOR GUY: Am serious

GIRL: so what do you want me to say now?

POOR GUY: I was just informing you to know if you will like it

GIRL: What if I say I don't like it

POOR GUY: Then you will tell me what else to buy

GIRL: What type of wrists watch do you even want to buy?

IF YOU FOLLOW HER HMMMM YOU GO ARGUE TIRE.

As if u were forced to comment mr i dnt kia abt dz thread

Really, people fight for such things?

Too early!!

No wonder marriage is an institution where one is always right and the other is the husband.



#Bachelorhoodisthebest

Was hoping to see things like: Owo obe fight(money for soup fight), reason for bleeping d woman in d next street fight etc. All dose d op wrote look foreign.

I don't even argue with my girl

Superstar007:

How this post go take do make my inlaws reduce this list?

1. 20 litres of hot drink
2. 7male goats for elders
3. 7 female goats for the old women
4. 22 Jersey, 22boats, and 10balls for
the youths.
5. 120 yards of Nigeria wax for
the young girls.
6. 30 tubers of yams and 40 sea fishes
for the oldest men and women in the
family.
7. 7 kola nuts and 10 bitter kola.
8. One bull for the king and elders in
council.
9. A sewing machine for the
younger sister.
10. 5 trip of sand and 17 bags of
dangote cement.
11.Three gallons of 20litres
palm wine.
12. 2 white sheep for her elder and
younger brothers.
13. 200 bathroom slippers for
the villagers.
14. 50liters of petrol
15. 4 handsets for her other
siblings.
16. 7 cartons each of star
beer, coke and snap.
17. The father and mother's
clothes with the sum of N180,000.
18. 2 big box that will be use to park
her clothes.
19. A white bicycle for her uncle.
20. when coming with the
above items, come with the cow
that will be killed for the marriage
ceremony.

Na bad thing to marry again?

Na only u waka come

Superstar007:

How this post go take do make my inlaws reduce this list?

1. 20 litres of hot drink
2. 7male goats for elders
3. 7 female goats for the old women
4. 22 Jersey, 22boats, and 10balls for
the youths.
5. 120 yards of Nigeria wax for
the young girls.
6. 30 tubers of yams and 40 sea fishes
for the oldest men and women in the
family.
7. 7 kola nuts and 10 bitter kola.
8. One bull for the king and elders in
council.
9. A sewing machine for the
younger sister.
10. 5 trip of sand and 17 bags of
dangote cement.
11.Three gallons of 20litres
palm wine.
12. 2 white sheep for her elder and
younger brothers.
13. 200 bathroom slippers for
the villagers.
14. 50liters of petrol
15. 4 handsets for her other
siblings.
16. 7 cartons each of star
beer, coke and snap.
17. The father and mother's
clothes with the sum of N180,000.
18. 2 big box that will be use to park
her clothes.
19. A white bicycle for her uncle.
20. when coming with the
above items, come with the cow
that will be killed for the marriage
ceremony.

Na bad thing to marry again?

Bros u neva marry,u stil get choice na

drkay: Was hoping to see things like: Owo obe fight(money for soup fight), reason for bleeping d woman in d next street fight etc. All dose d op wrote look foreign.

True, MOST not all of the points would look out of place in an everyday Nigerian couple's argument.
However, the 'Women are always right' myth has always intrigued me. I think its going out of vogue gradually and less women are probably hiding behind that myth nowadays. I might be wrong though and it could just be the personality that would predispose the woman to accepting defeat when she's wrong.
But whatever the case may be, no woman will try to use that 'the woman is always right' clause with you if you're damn sure of your onions (and you've got the bank balance to back it up).

Very useless thread. Taking the nearest flight to Liberia.

justi4jesu: As much as he protests, as much as he tries to
fight back, there are just some arguments that no
matter what, a man will never win.
Because — repeat after me — the lady is always
right.

For your plastic mind

abdullkabar:
For your plastic mind

Be careful...who are u to question the gods

Bigcake: Very useless thread. Taking the nearest flight to Liberia.

We love you but God loves you best

justi4jesu:

Be careful...who are u to question the gods

Which gods Abegi park mole jere

all diz no aply to 9ja babez wat of ques lyk
Y dint u pick ma call?
Y z ur line on watin wen i cald?
Y do u lyk sex xo much?
Y dint u want me to knw ur parentz?
Y do u hug dat gurl N xo many yyy datz haz a lng tail

oh,, so much hate seeing ma bf 's exes number on his phone!!! i will b like,, hell no,, wtf is dat bitch's number doing on ur phone,, u arr done with her ryt?? nw get rid of dat goddamn number asap!!!

abdullkabar:
Which gods Abegi park mole jere

Dont get hard on yourself because ladies are always right....no be me talk am

Trash!

Superstar007:

How this post go take do make my inlaws reduce this list?

1. 20 litres of hot drink
2. 7male goats for elders
3. 7 female goats for the old women
4. 22 Jersey, 22boats, and 10balls for
the youths.
5. 120 yards of Nigeria wax for
the young girls.
6. 30 tubers of yams and 40 sea fishes
for the oldest men and women in the
family.
7. 7 kola nuts and 10 bitter kola.
8. One bull for the king and elders in
council.
9. A sewing machine for the
younger sister.
10. 5 trip of sand and 17 bags of
dangote cement.
11.Three gallons of 20litres
palm wine.
12. 2 white sheep for her elder and
younger brothers.
13. 200 bathroom slippers for
the villagers.
14. 50liters of petrol
15. 4 handsets for her other
siblings.
16. 7 cartons each of star
beer, coke and snap.
17. The father and mother's
clothes with the sum of N180,000.
18. 2 big box that will be use to park
her clothes.
19. A white bicycle for her uncle.
20. when coming with the
above items, come with the cow
that will be killed for the marriage
ceremony.

Na bad thing to marry again?

Hian! Na a whole village U won marry?

[color=#770077][/color] I'm tired men, olamide's quote.

Girls... One can never please them no matter what one did for them

Most of these arguments sound so lame.

justi4jesu:

Dont get hard on yourself because ladies are always right....no be me talk am

The men just allows dem to carry the winning cup ni
Y I go continue fite wey no get meaning