coogar:

believe that nonsense & you would believe anything, you can put yourself on the card too. the more the merrier. i can do 5 of una today without having to break any sweat.

your own shall be the easiest - from being an okada rider to being amodu's ball boy. by the time i am done with you retärds, y'all would be begging for a username change.


where's the promoter? go and wake afrodoc up. useless coward, he waited till i logged off last night before posting. that's what cowards do - sneak an attack while the zeus sleeps.


if anyone of you illegitimate children is bold enough to rep your village, come at coogar right now that he's online & let's see if the association of market women in your villages wouldn't be wearing black to mourn y'all deaths for the next 21 days.

elampiro:

Bros I beg free me o. I not fit win you o. Before nairaland was crashed which led to lost of about 5 MONTHS data, I already saw you had spent 9 months of your last three years on nairaland. Then I knew I could never really run pages with you. Even after the data lost, now it shows you have spent about 8 months of your last 3 years nairalanding. Who can beat that? You are the champion!!!

Nihilist: Elampiro taking shots....
Chai...what a wonderful day

PietroRico: I bet he would be conscious of the time he spends online after this just as a certain old shameless ram now watches what he types whenever he comes to this thread

coogar:

promoter, your boxer has been down by technical knock-out and you have counted 1-10 more than 300 times. please, who's next on the card?
the coog is hungry for blood....

Nihilist:

Shots fired! Shots fired!!!

Three possible targets from that one line.

Coogar, A40 or Airbornelacer....

Pietro are you the next contestant to enter the ring of doom?



Relax, afrodoc won the first bout by unanimous decision. You swung repeatedly but failed to land convincing blows. You were knocked out and carried away to hospital. in a danfo

If you want a rematch, you have to earn it. Take on another challenger here and show the champ what you're made of.

The champ is currently resting on the shore in the bahamas. You need to do something spectacular to draw him from his holiday

Nihilist: Any challengers?

Any takers?

In the mean time, let's keep the challenger warmed up as he waits in the ring...

Coogar...with your black face like baba dudu, with your scatter scatter teeth like james bond bullet.

You mess...e no do puuun, e no do paaaaan...e say go on soun...

coogar:

but my salary is about £53,000 per annum.

Tarpout:


Back then in 1992, You told us you were moving abroad to seek greener pastures. What's "greener" in chasing rodents and lizards up and down the streets of obodo oyinbo, claiming to be a vet doctor?

Tarpout:
For telling such a lie, it shall not be well with you for the rest of your miserable life, you pathetic son of a hagard, prostituting village witch!!

If you are earning one-tenth of that amount, your 85 year old palm-wine tapper father wont still be bed ridden with chicken pox, with your 12 siblings begging on the streets of Enugu.

Back then in 1992, You told us you were moving abroad to seek greener pastures. What's "greener" in chasing rodents and lizards up and down the streets of obodo oyinbo, claiming to be a vet doctor?

How I wish your wayward mother listened to her parents back then. Prolly she wouldn't have birthed you in the 1st place!

Clement - you are doomed!!

Nihilist: Coogar are you suggesting that Dahdemola and Tarpout are one and the same?

That cant be right....Tapout is clearly Igbo

Nihilist: Coogar are you suggesting that Dahdemola and Tarpout are one and the same?

That cant be right....Tapout is clearly Igbo

coogar:

there's no fact there....
elampiro is just a stark illiterate. coogar posting £53k per annum & nihilist saying he's an IT expert or elampiro saying he used to suck amodu's cöck are just words on the internet. no proof, no evidence....

it's different from nyabingo posting a full size picture of himself looking like a patient receiving treatment from a bar beach spiritualist with shoes that look like meatpie. until i post my payslip bearing my name & details, i have not crossed the line.

afrodoc:
I am sure you got enough experience of how a man can rise up from the dirt from your several failed exams. Please tell us when did you finally give up and consign yourself to the fact that sheep and goats will be your best friends for the rest of your life?


What i am trying to say is that you are the type who is EVERYTHING on the internet but NOTHING in life....

coogar:
afrodoc, stop lying to us you are a medical doctor. you were a truant in school. it was gathered you repeated each class in your secondary school & you were arrested in yaba area of lagos for exam malpractices. you spent 3 years in jail before a state governor pardoned you & the others caught.

no tertiary institution would take you then you were introduced into making traditional medicine. swear on your father's life you do not sell medicine on danfos & BRT buses. swear on your mother's life you don't use crooked tools to do abortion process for teenage girls in your area.

elampiro:

Bros I beg free me o. I not fit win you o. Before nairaland was crashed which led to lost of about 5 MONTHS data, I already saw you had spent 9 months of your last three years on nairaland. Then I knew I could never really run pages with you. Even after the data lost, now it shows you have spent about 8 months of your last 3 years nairalanding. Who can beat that? You are the champion!!!

coogar:

that's what you get with freedom & wealth in abundance. unlike you, i don't have to worry about NEPA or phone running out of battery. unlike you, i don't have to worry about paying for Glo-MB. unlike you, i don't have to work in construction sites as a labourer from 6am till 7pm. unlike you, i don't have to browse using a latern & slapping mosquitoes all night.

you should beg God to make your life as convenient as 10% of what i enjoy. thank God for vermins like you though. without your failure in life, people like me would not be described as being successful.

keep scratching....one day you would reach where i was in 1977.



promoter, your boxer has been down by technical knock-out and you have counted 1-10 more than 300 times. please, who's next on the card?

the coog is hungry for blood....

Nihilist: Welcome to ESPN Friday Fight Night people.

Afrodoc has won this card by KO

Can we get a new set of combatants in the ring?

I like a royal rumble between A40,Pataki,PietroRico, and Airbornelacer.

These mofos have some serious beef

LET THERE BE BLOOD!!!!!