nitrogen:
But no one pushedn you to type that (the figure) na, infact you did gave that accurate figure when the war/battle was HOT.

Maybe I am looking at this from another angle sha!

God dey!

Nihilist: Coogar are you suggesting that Dahdemola and Tarpout are one and the same?

That cant be right....Tapout is clearly Igbo

elampiro:

Soo you were already born in 1977. This is another revelation.

I guess you left Naija in 1977 and you have never returned.

coogar:

so who pushed elampiwhòre to tell us he used to work for amodu? who pushed nihilist to tell us he works for an IT company?

hop into the ring, don't distract me.
they said my nemesis is here, and i am hungry for blood. my salary is my salary, it's none of your fücking business.

AirborneLacer:

Let's save the best shots for the best heads.

The fans deserves better duels, not to be bored with hackneyed lines!

elampiro:
Soo you were already born in 1977. This is another revelation. I also thought a faster network should make one spend less time online.

You amaze me, so you think people refrain from coming to nairaland because of MBs, NEPA, etc. Nairaland is the cheapest site to visit. It doesn't take anything from me. If you are using mobile phone, it's very cheaper. If you had a blackberry phone it's far cheaper, you are going to browse internet free for 5 weeks with N1K subscription. If it's lap top, nairaland won't consume 500mb out of the 4GB to 6GB you are going to use in a month

Again, how many people rely on NEPA even when the supply is far better now? In my area, we could have light for two to three days straight. May be cumulative of 6 days a week. I guess you left Naija in 1977 and you have never returned.

coogar:

tapout died in our last brawl.
he deleted himself from NL after i told the story of his life

fagdemola made this new username - check the spelling to throw shots. you see why i call these pepos cowards now? coogar is coogar anytime anyday.

it's cool tho---the more the merrier.
there are 40,000 lines here ready to be unleashed before the season starts. it's just to copy & paste so keep gassing them up!

Nihilist:

Nihilist:

Dahdemola you've been shot at....

Multiple shots sef...and coogar says he's got double banana clips....

Whatchu say to that?

Nihilist:

Dahdemola you've been shot at....

Multiple shots sef...and coogar says he's got double banana clips....

Whatchu say to that?

nitrogen:
No sir, make I dey run my commentary dey go, am okay with what I am doing at the moment.

coogar:

keep doing your job then.....
it's not just possible anywhere on the planet where i can be outmatched or outpunched. this ability is innate - check my history.

this is just a revolt under my dictatorship.
calm down, all known rebels would be put down like dogs in a minute. this is coogar, i made a pact with nihilist to keep throwing these rodents at me by gassing them up.

it's a set-up.

coogar:

so who pushed elampiwhòre to tell us he used to work for amodu? who pushed nihilist to tell us he works for an IT company?

hop into the ring, don't distract me.
they said my nemesis is here, and i am hungry for blood. my salary is my salary, it's none of your fücking business.

jaybee3: Pure comedy

abeg when are we getting back to footie?

elampiro:
Bros, I never said I used to work for Amodu. I said I know him very very well. And that's is a fact. Something brought us close to each other for certain period (for about a period of 2 year).

jaybee3: Pure comedy

abeg when are we getting back to footie?

jaybee3: Pure comedy

abeg when are we getting back to footie?

leggo: Please who can stand here and testify to liking coogar's lame jabs? Just asking

BoboYekini: Who did Tyson knock da fvck out here?

coogar:

if that's what your comprehension skills tell you, so be it. no, faster network makes one spend more time online. everything i do here is online. banking, studying, watching movies, etc.



you can't afford those quoted figures...
you don't even get to see gifs & YouTube videos posted on nairaland, stop quoting figures, i am not interested.



why are you getting agitated?
if what i said about you is untrue, why are you letting it get to you? who cares how regular power supply in your area is?

coogar:

FAGDEMOLA resurrects....

you are a true son of your father -
a child conceived from a brutâl assräpe of vigilante members would never amount to anything. your father was a serial räpist in the village. women treat his penïs like a rapê-whistle, they always blow it when they fear for their lives.

there's nothing dignifying to say about your mother - her vaginä oozed out the first case of ebola ever recorded. your mother earns salary for producing pubic lice for museums in western countries. 1,000 lice earns her N10.

if your entire family tree can afford the life i live, you wouldn't be online taking one for the team. i am too nice for these lines, too smooth for these verbal haymakers. we would have to exhume the corpses of your ancestors killed by meningitis to stand a chance.

my name is coogar & i confess i sired your last sibling born a year ago. the intention was to rapê your mother brutally but the cheap whorë consented. if you are wondering why there's been fights in your household, it's because of the bastârd i planted there. it's sad your stupïd father doesn't even know he's been spending the majority chunk of his pension on a baśtard child!

now, go call your mother to serve me my daily dose of fellatïo, you illegitimate sonofawhorê

Dadehmola:
I gave up when I saw new monikers left right and centre.

The dude is obviously Pained and desperate!

papiforreal:
coogar na mad man i swear... Haha. Take am easy abehg, it aint rap battle na section

Dadehmola:

I gave up when I saw new monikers left right and centre.

The dude is obviously Pained and desperate!

coogar:


nah, you told us you worked for him.
he taught you tactical football & whatever it was we were discussing - i can't remember now.

then again, there was a rumour in gboko then that amodu shuaib loved touching the gênitals of little boys. i need you to jog your memory & check if you weren't sêxually abused by him.

coogar:
afrodoc, stop lying to us you are a medical doctor. you were a truant in school. it was gathered you repeated each class in your secondary school & you were arrested in yaba area of lagos for exam malpractices. you spent 3 years in jail before a state governor pardoned you & the others caught.

no tertiary institution would take you then you were introduced into making traditional medicine. swear on your father's life you do not sell medicine on danfos & BRT buses. swear on your mother's life you don't use crooked tools to do abortion process for teenage girls in your area.

you came on NL lying to these innocent posters you are a doctor whereas you only peddle traditional medicine. don't you fücking have a conscience? why must you lie all the time to claim what you are not? oloshious fellow, 40 years of age and your life lacks magnitude & direction.

papiforreal:

coogar na mad man i swear... Haha. Take am easy abehg, it aint rap battle na section

elampiro:


How did I even watch our preseason games? From calabash?

elampiro:
I hear you. That aspect of the argument is still in nairaland server.

RuuDie:
Dude. You are wasting your talent wherever it is you are at... Nollywood is here and you write a good script!

Nihilist:
Yo Aboki...nobody ordered suya on this thread....
Come correct or hop on your cow and ride back to Kano.
Absolutely no dickriding of any kind allowed on these pages....

coogar:

you are a big fool!
you think i would reduce myself to your level of esteem lacking & start flipping my username to log in with ghosts? so you quickly transformed back when i exposed you as the fake tarpout?

one thing tapout never did was to curse parents. he kept it person to person. in your desperate bid to mimic him, you goofed by mentioning mother & father. besides that, a mod even told me you were behind the moniker.

don't get banned - go back to it & come straight at me again. i have more lines for you. anuofia!

RuuDie:

Dude. You are wasting your talent wherever it is you are at... Nollywood is here and you write a good script!

Dadehmola:



Abeg no vent your frustration untop my head.
Naso the insults pain you reach?