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I Wan Kill Myself by youngwar: 5:31pm On Oct 14, 2014 |
WHY ME AGAIN, please friends don't even advise me to endure because I cannot! My Girlfriend (mercy) whom I dated for 5 years told me that it's over between us, I thought about it and found that life without her is meaningless, so I decided to kill myself. I drank malt with milk but nothing happened, I proceeded to another level of poisonous concoction I prepared turkey and gizzard with cranberry juice and lot of fresh tomatoes, yet nothing happened. I ate cake, chocolate mixed with ice cream, still I no die. Right now I'm so confused because I just finished eating fried rice with maltina and fresh fruit salad but nothing happened. Please guys, am confused right now. What should I do? Or should I try plantain with chicken? I need your advice please, what should i take again?? 2 Likes |
Re: I Wan Kill Myself by coolebux(m): 6:13pm On Oct 14, 2014 |
Try nkwobi with pami, that's a death sentence But if it disappoints Look for shawarma or chicken pepper soup you are dead. |
Re: I Wan Kill Myself by youngwar: 7:47pm On Oct 14, 2014 |
coolebux:lemme try it! |
Re: I Wan Kill Myself by Iolite(f): 8:35pm On Oct 14, 2014 |
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