richol:
ur engl!sh teacher needs to be flogged

Ace2013:
Bros wetin b this weh u write down? If english they hard you, write in pigeon or yoruba i beg

Ace2013:
Bros as i won take respect you reach, na ur mouth u take fall your hand. Above all, your papa na professor no mean say he go sabi English cos English nor b criteria for doctorate degree

Ace2013:
Bros wetin b this weh u write down? If english they hard you, write in pigeon or yoruba i beg

adedayourt:


Exactly! wey u comot hand frm inside casket wey I take cutlass cut ur hand comot

Buoyantic:
No girl has ever said NO inshut dey do the toasting while I select..mind u I love thick girls with big bossom and blumblum *ass* if u don't have this,I kick your flat ass outta my sight

Truth24:
Lol.... Make I confess...
It really happened to me though..... She was so beautiful and classic dat wen I walk out with her,people kept starring at us in admiration..... And guess wat, we wey so close to each other... We wey still mere friends but wen I saw d chemistry dat existed between us, I wise up but started it on a low....Started calling her sweet names like sweetheart, dear, angel and she even responded by calling me baby ,honey and so on..... Oboy see map..... Then I took a step further by telling her I love you while ending conversations with her on phone and she responded on d positive 'I love you too'....
After staying together for some weeks like married couples, I decided to be sure of myself and ask her. out.....Lo and behold, I got d shock of my life, yea She turned me down and was so serious about it.... I dint know how d sweats ran so fast dat in few seconds it had reached my buttocks......Lol I later tried everything to get her but to no avail...It got to a point I got so angry dat I was wanted to gain her love and dump her as a sign of revenge... but she still took her stand....Lol never knew if she was friend zoning me ooo...
Sha I won't call dis one friend zoning ooo... Dis babe dey send me cards, dey arrange make we hangout, dey call me pass 8mins but me latest na 2mins our call dey reach wen I call am, last time she bought me an expensive wristwatch and send me flowers on my birthday.... Dis made me more confused cos I don't know wat I've done for her to deserve all dis love but even after everything she won't just accept me out..... Last time I told her she's d most complicated girl I've ever met,she just smiled and said she loves to be unpredictable...... I don't know if she has a boyfriend ooo but I'm sure dat d money she's been spending is of her salary cos she's doing a well paid job.... If she likes make she keep friend zoning me as long as d favour continues......I don't even know if we would make a good lovers cos we are so opened and exposed to each other.....
Lol we later pushed dat aside and now we're d still d best of friends even hotter dan before......But I no still happy Sha, I hate been a loser.....But in dis case I think I feels good to loose... Lol

oloworulz:
u talk too much, are u expecting me to read dat? Ur hand no dey pain u?

pweetixandy:
See them saying I have never done anything funny. The guys who would flash a girl with a private number until her phone battery dies nko The guys who would send insulting messages anonymously nko They would be so quick to show u pictures of another cute girl on their phones and sometimes use the "cute girl's" picturess as their screen saver. Every body is forming james bond. All this shonkolo boys have turned d thread into somethn else,its not about crying or not crying because u were rejected by a girl! Its about d funny thns u did after

Sunshinelady:
lol. If d guy loved d girl deeply, I don't see anythin wrng in crying (so long as it doesn't get creepy & weird tho). Com on, lov can make u do childish thins @times

somkwams:
Well in my case when i first met ***** she was extra sweet i wanted to make just the normal kinda gurl like the others i've met but she kept melting my heart .
She brought me closer to her family, introduced me to her parents , sent the sweetest text messages , even took me out in her free times, Chai .
Anyway after a month we had sex and bang that was how she captured my heart to that love web. I fell completely inlove with her and started reciprocating the love buh then she changed , we were still very close friends buh she started avoided any mutual connection that grows intimacy, I asked her out and she declinded [Biggest wonder is in the days when she was sweet she knew i had other girls around but kept up with me, but when i started asking her out i walked out that road , i even got more responsible i.e took a job, Got closer to God , n all that ]
well after two years of trying to mke her completely mine i told her i was tired of trying to win her , and now to the main topic . The silly thing i did...
I got drunk from work and went to her place for her to see me drunk and that it was cause of her!!
END OF STORY

mirexxx:

u 4got how u cried wen i sed no 2 u abi? puppy face

somkwams:
Well in my case when i first met ***** she was extra sweet i wanted to make just the normal kinda gurl like the others i've met but she kept melting my heart .
She brought me closer to her family, introduced me to her parents , sent the sweetest text messages , even took me out in her free times, Chai .
Anyway after a month we had sex and bang that was how she captured my heart to that love web. I fell completely inlove with her and started reciprocating the love buh then she changed , we were still very close friends buh she started avoided any mutual connection that grows intimacy, I asked her out and she declinded [Biggest wonder is in the days when she was sweet she knew i had other girls around but kept up with me, but when i started asking her out i walked out that road , i even got more responsible i.e took a job, Got closer to God , n all that ]
well after two years of trying to mke her completely mine i told her i was tired of trying to win her , and now to the main topic . The silly thing i did...
I got drunk from work and went to her place for her to see me drunk and that it was cause of her!!
END OF STORY

deluxe83:
Lemme confess. It happened about 3 yrs ago in my ss1. And av got to say it aint easy. I sobed but privately and 4 a while and after that I felt gr8 hate for her

dowjones:
May God punish all you p00sie niggerz and woman wrappers out there. Irritating thread.

Useless Jobless Boys with no respect for their manhood crying and begging for "love" !

shakrullah:
I am presently in that condition now. A lady I love so much when I proposed to her she replied with "I am not ready for such relationship". she even asked me if I could wait for ten years. its so painful in here-my heart. but I am still confused bcuz she behaves to me like one she adore and that even annoys me the more.

Abbey2878:
I will just let her be dat mean she's not meant for me, gud things always comes easily

Paulv:
i can asure u bro one day dat persong,dat gel dat wil make u do tins u neva tink u can eva do 4 lv wil come ur way.verrry soon man.

defendedvictim:
cutlass for funeral ni.. I still slap u sha

Blackfire:


we need to talk,more private

msmon:
It's not a gain saying that guys can be very funny when a lady they love keep saying 'NO'.

I have a lady friend(just friend) whom a guy was really in love with but she keep turning the guy down. The guy try so hard and did everything to impress my friend but she keep turning him down, so I decide to talk to her 3 days ago that I hope she won't lose the guy who truly love her because that's what I noticed from the guy.

In her response, she told me she's trying to find a place in her heart for him but it's just impossible, she explained that she detest him because he's trying to hard and even go to the extent of crying in a public place.

On a personal note, I have cried as well because 'she' said NO to me but not in a public place (never will that happen).

Here are some of the funny things I see guys do if a lady they truly love keeps saying 'NO'.

CRY: Either privately or in public.
REPORT TO HER FRIEND: a guy will talk to her friend to assist in wooing her.
FEAR HER: Because he doesn't what to do anything that will further create hatred


So guys, what is that funny thing you did because she keeps saying NO?

Ladies on the tried should share with us what funny thing they notice guys do when they keep saying NO.

Let's go there!

googlepikin:
i cant be maga like you.hustle hard and you wont too. old man on nairaland.

old man!!!!