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Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by Nobody: 8:55am On Nov 05, 2014
D last time a girl said no to me,I jst went to sleep while playing slow music
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by Bowaley17(m): 8:56am On Nov 05, 2014
Once a lady turns me down,i try 2 behave myself,whenever am in their presence...ma¥be they might change their minds...
#s¡ngleRocks

Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by BoyCoyToy(m): 9:28am On Nov 05, 2014
Truth24:
Lol.... Make I confess...
It really happened to me though..... She was so beautiful and stunning dat wenever I walk out with her,people kept starring at us in admiration..... And guess wat, we wey so close to each other... We wey still mere friends but wen I saw d chemistry dat existed between us, I wise up but started it on a low key....Started calling her sweet names like sweetheart, dear, angel and she even responded by calling me baby ,honey and so on..... Oboy see map..... Then I took a step further by telling her I love you while ending conversations with her on phone and she responded on d positive 'I love you too'....
After staying together for some weeks like married couples, I decided to be sure of myself and ask her. out.....Lo and behold, I got d shock of my life, yea She turned me down and was so serious about it.... I dint know how d sweats ran so fast dat in few seconds it had reached my buttocks......Lol I later tried everything to get her but to no avail...It got to a point I got so angry dat I just wanted to gain her love and dump her as a sign of revenge... but she still took her stand....Lol never knew if she was friend zoning me ooo...
Sha I won't call dis one friend zoning ooo... Dis babe dey send me cards, dey arrange make we hangout, dey call me pass 8mins but me latest na 2mins our call dey reach wen I call am, last time she bought me an expensive wristwatch and send me flowers on my birthday.... Dis made me more confused cos I don't know wat I've done for her to deserve all dis love but even after everything she won't just accept me ..... Last time I told her she's d most complicated girl I've ever met,she just smiled and said she loves to be unpredicted...... I don't know if she has a boyfriend ooo but I'm sure dat d money she's been spending is of her salary cos she's doing a well paid job.... If she likes make she keep friend zoning me as long as d favour continues......I don't even know if we would make good lovers cos we are so opened and exposed to each other.....
Lol we later pushed dat aside and now we're d still d best of friends even hotter dan before......But I no still happy Sha, I hate been a loser.....But in dis case I think It feels good to loose... Lol
*fixed *

Bros I have a similar issue, to be sincere, I have not meet any girl as beautiful as she is. She has all the qualities I wanted my wife to have. but she told me she has a bf. Her younger brother later showed me the guy, and I wished I had a gun.
although av let her go bt the feeling's still there. She's my friend anyway. I did crazy things then sha...... bt I did not cry o.



that's her

Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by shakrullah(m): 9:39am On Nov 05, 2014
msmon:
Let it go! Except u will like to play brother and sister.
lolz
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by shakrullah(m): 9:41am On Nov 05, 2014
BoyCoyToy:


Bros I have a similar issue, to be sincere, I have not meet any girl as beautiful as she is. She has all the qualities I wanted my wife to have. but she told me she has a bf. Her younger brother later showed me the guy, and I wished I had a gun.
although av let her go bt the feeling's still there. She's my friend anyway. I did crazy things then sha...... bt I did not cry o.



that's her
that's d most beautiful girl u have ever seen. I guess u have not seen more than 3 girls bcuz she is just normal.
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by mcquin(m): 9:42am On Nov 05, 2014
If it ain't NAIRABET, hommie ain't no tear.
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by adunjong(m): 9:50am On Nov 05, 2014
its amazing how guys can put on a veneer of pride over their egos and even try to deny who they are because if online pride.
Guys whatever it takes to do....
please do because love comes only to those who loose their minds and go crazy after it!
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by Paulv(m): 9:57am On Nov 05, 2014
xtervaganza:
never gonna happen
i use to think or feel lik this until i met Tobi hmmm; am stil saying oo dat gel wil cm one day.....mine was even worst not until i met her hmm.
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by Smartiegurl(f): 9:59am On Nov 05, 2014
anthoniaz:

All that could be pretence oooo grin
Whenever I ask my fiance why he has become so tough unlike the gentle and cool guy he was when I met him, he says "you feed an infant with milk, but an adult with bone.Na so dem go form dey cry, kneel down sef.When you visit him go cook BUT when u gree finish na akpako hand him go dey treat u.Those frequent calls will reduce, someone that was unable to shout on you, will shout at any given opportunity. All those cry, calls, care, love na scam. grin It's good to study who you are getting married to, from there you will be able make up your mind if you can cope in the marriage. I like it sha that I have known the real him smiley
the topic said funny things guys does......these are stuffs I find funny. Not like I don't know they feign things like that.
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by Smartiegurl(f): 10:01am On Nov 05, 2014
SHOCK7:

Dis doesn't make any sense I expected u 2 talk from a gals perspective!
don't get you. Don't u find them funny? When a guy does those kind of stuffs....its funny. **obeying the topic**
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by msmon(m): 10:27am On Nov 05, 2014
That will never happen to me anymore, some pple are pretending here and in reality they d 'mugu'
ELGREF:
Restitution time, I cry privately,but now, I will rather remain single, I can never cry 4 any girls again
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by anthoniaz(f): 10:45am On Nov 05, 2014
Smartiegurl:
the topic said funny things guys does......these are stuffs I find funny. Not like I don't know they feign things like that.
Okay smiley
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by benjsniper33: 10:54am On Nov 05, 2014
Mondisweets:
u have no future grin

Young woman thats too harsh i must say,the future is sacred and the fact that his action might sound odious to you doesnt terminate his.
Nairaland have given you freedom, but hey permit sanity and good humour to line your words and comments
Next time, pls allow some iota of common sense and remorse to prevail when reacting to comments made by your fellow men as your above comment does not exonerate the abscence of your own future too undecided.
Your ability to read and write should bring hope and encouragment to humanity not darkness and emptiness






No hard feelings

Thanks

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Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by msmon(m): 10:58am On Nov 05, 2014
But the topic ask ladies who wish to share funny things guyz they rejected did.
Smartiegurl:
don't get you. Don't u find them funny? When a guy does those kind of stuffs....its funny. **obeying the topic**
Smartiegurl:
the topic said funny things guys does......these are stuffs I find funny. Not like I don't know they feign things like that.
Smartiegurl:
don't get you. Don't u find them funny? When a guy does those kind of stuffs....its funny. **obeying the topic**
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by Smartiegurl(f): 11:04am On Nov 05, 2014
msmon:
But the topic ask ladies who wish to share funny things guyz they rejected did.
oh! Is that? Guess I didn't read well then.


If so......I'm yet to do any funny stuff cuz of a guy. Wish me luck.
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by Smartiegurl(f): 11:04am On Nov 05, 2014
msmon:
But the topic ask ladies who wish to share funny things guyz they rejected did.
oh! Is that? Guess I didn't read well then.


If so......I'm yet to do any funny stuff cuz of a guy. Wish me luck....
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by msmon(m): 11:06am On Nov 05, 2014
NOT YOU. Funny thing HE did when u rejected him

Smartiegurl:
oh! Is that? Guess I didn't read well then.


If so......I'm yet to do any funny stuff cuz of a guy. Wish me luck....
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by Smartiegurl(f): 11:11am On Nov 05, 2014
msmon:
NOT YOU. Funny thing HE did when u rejected him

you are confusing me....I believe I already stated those before.

Like I earlier stated. He gets drunk....another He cries.....another calls his friends to come talk to me. Let's different guys with different ideology.
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by msmon(m): 11:19am On Nov 05, 2014
Oh sorry! Sorry if I have caused u confusion.
Smartiegurl:
you are confusing me....I believe I already stated those before.

Like I earlier stated. He gets drunk....another He cries.....another calls his friends to come talk to me. Let's different guys with different ideology.
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by Sonsugar: 11:21am On Nov 05, 2014
well i have not been rejected by a lady but have been snobbed by some.i hate it when a lady snobs or prove difficult to chase.well one advice i would give you ladies is please don't believe that accepting a guy almost immediately make you a wh''''le; no! its not. who you are is who you are.prove hard to crack and after the guy cracks you like a nut he sees that you as easy to penetrate as water. For me if a lady snobs me or prove hard to get i simple let her be and walk away but i am sure she will be the one missing. if you like the guy let him know you like him and let him know what you don't like and what you like and if you don't want to give him the kpomo yet let him know not to pretend because by the time he gets to find out you will be a topic of discussion and ridicule. it happened to a guy who after so much wooing of the girl she finally caved in and gave the guy the whole thing in full but some how the guy was very angry that she could give it to him that cheap and made him go through so much stress. he didn't go any further but went out soaked the babes cloth es in water and asked her to get out of his room. God saved her that day the guy's friends came to her rescue and gave her clothes to wear and she was embarrassed. Ladies always be yourself, no harm expressing yourself but use wisdom your emotions might want to take its tole on you but learn to control it.

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Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by akwunmi(m): 11:22am On Nov 05, 2014
Cutehector4u:
A guy crying because she said no? Who does that!!!
na mumu de do am... grin grin
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by Eyop: 11:34am On Nov 05, 2014
Ishilove:

We did angry

No we did not,you are just my big sister so friendzoning is pointless cheesy wink
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by Ishilove: 11:42am On Nov 05, 2014
Eyop:


No we did not,you are just my big sister so friendzoning is pointless cheesy wink
Big sister??

Issorait grin
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by Nobody: 11:52am On Nov 05, 2014
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iceberylin:

A BASTERD angry
yea yea
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by Lxgking(m): 12:18pm On Nov 05, 2014
Hihi, now #LOVE IS A SOURnSWEET THING#, simply beautiful, any idioot that has been in love OR in lust for d opposite sexx, knows how HIS/HER HEART melts, wen ever you see or even tink bout dat person, now tink bout d rejection if u v ever felt dat way for somebody, ***Girls sob for days, well Guys, I tink most will be very angry 4 dia bruised EGO, ##as for me n my HOUSEHOLD, we r still waiting for dat rejection### n we shall never be Rejected, can a broda shout ALLELUYA*
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by Polyflexzy(m): 12:32pm On Nov 05, 2014
actually no gal has eva said NO to me. Its always I WILL THINK ABT IT and vice versa. And i wil either try to convince her to giv me d reply right away or giv up if d gal doesn't worth it
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by Nobody: 12:42pm On Nov 05, 2014
General2:
My opinion: Giving someone all ur LOVE is never an assurance that they LOVE u back. Don't expect LOVE In return.. Just wait for it to grow in their heart.. But if it doesn't, BE CONTENT IT GREW IN YOURS. Force it and it disappears. You cannot will love, nor even control it. You can only guide its expression. It comes or it goes according to those qualities in life that invite it or deny its presence. Period!!!
I love you for this your comment.

Guys feel just because they a love a woman.., then, automatically, the woman should love them back.
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by HDT13(m): 12:56pm On Nov 05, 2014
I stalked her life......as if i b MI6 cheesy
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by akwunmi(m): 1:13pm On Nov 05, 2014
Dis is a litle different 4rm d topic bu i jst wnt u guyz 2read my stori n wetin grl do me, d only tym I cried 4grl mata,na wen I de secondary skool, e get wnt cute babe wey de my strit,me n dis babe na romeo n Juliet o,both parents knos wots going on,we de giv oursef real close markin n we lov it DAT way....soon we finish 4rm 2ndry skol n went 2technical skol 4hand skill,shes a natural cook n a caterer ,she reali spoil me with ejekuje ,she later got a job in an hotel n daz wher d swit stories ends........wen she told me she's has found a job in an hotel as their cook, I give her fake smile bu she knew I was not happy Wit d news ,she ask me wot happen n I Tod her da I don't like d idea of her workin in an hotel o,she say she no wetin I mean bu she no go fit cheat naw,dayz passes by n she strtd wokin,I even go d hotel 2visit her almost evrytim,bu 1day wey I go giv her supris visit 4d wok, I c her wit 1guy very close ech oda,whisperin tinz I don't 4her ear n she smiling bu wen she saw me, she free d guy,I no de alrit wit wetin I c n ask wu d guy b 4 provokin tone,she say na her co worker,n I say wich day u strt wok sef wey 1guy don de giv u clos markin lik dis,she beg me mak I no vex,say na only me b d hero o,she even d Wyn me say,me fyn pass d guy now,n she no go leave me 4d guy,DAT 1 go,anoda 1na calls,d same guguy DA I saw d oda time,n she does not lik 2pick d call wen am dare,den I no dare is fire on d mountain bu I can not run,nw,e reach 1stage she tel me she don de nyt wok,wich automatically gives dem tym 2geda.I will call her sumtimx late or she call me, lera it strtd decreasing,one dis faithful day,we de 2geda n d guy called again,she do lik say she no no wu de call her,I con giv her my Nokia symbian fone wey call recorder de 2call d persn back,n I walk away so she go fit talk well wit guy....I giv her beta space so I no hear d their talk.afta d call she con giv me d fone n I ask wu d persn b,she say her FRD,afta I escort her go huas,I cum huas n go 1corner wey de silent n I play d conversation n e supris me wetin I de hear,d guy was callin her 2cum his huas n hw he de miss her,n my cutie grlfrd told him,she will cum,DAT WAS D VRY 1ST DAY I CRIED FOR D GRL I THOUGHT WAS MY WORLD....I wept like a baby bcz e pain me so much.I no chop DA nyt slip.d day cum n I was waitin 2hear d stori she wnt cuk up 4me,she did came up wit a swit 1 thou,she tel me say,her mum sent her som where n she fit tay b4 she cums back,I de boil inside bu I no do lik I no anytin.she went n cum bac n strt telin me fake news,I jst de nude my head ....lera I wise up I luk 4 alternative cz her way na pure again, soon she notice my don't care character cz nw I hav a beta swit babe,she ask me d new grl n I Tod her shes jst a FRD 2....DA my new fish reali gbadu me n she always kill me wit calls even 4midnyt...wen she no lera fit withstand d tin again,she con ask me 2chose 1of dem ,if na she or d new 1,me no talk anytin ,she vex go n soon me n d new 1grow 2geda,but I no create space 4cryin tinz again,I love her 2 bu I no let am go deep lik d oda 1 but na she God say go b d mother of my 1st son n my prity daughter n we ar happily join 2geda...
My 1st love called me n congratulat me n she was lik,am supos 2giv u DAT son,I jst laff it off n say to her,so I wish but God did not mak it DA way...she's married now 2 bu I don't kno if na DA my rival or new persn....na d only girl wey mak me cry b DAT...if I toast n u no gri,I leav u find anoda. Simple.

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Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by BoyCoyToy(m): 1:19pm On Nov 05, 2014
shakrullah:

that's d most beautiful girl u have ever seen. I guess u have not seen more than 3 girls bcuz she is just normal.

Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder
Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by jimmy101231(m): 1:38pm On Nov 05, 2014
iceberylin:

The ish is no lady has ever said no to me...
Only toast babes thst like me...


Thats how we roll cool
I toast her she no gree then make she go na..abi I don cry ni

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