missbronze:
I love you for this your comment.

Guys feel just because they a love a woman.., then, automatically, the woman should love them back.

it's both ways o! some ladies equally believe that when they love a man (who is not yet their husband), cook for him, warm his bed & other loveable things, she expects that this will automatically make the guy love her.

adedayourt:


But u stil loose d hand sha

Simple

U chop slap sha . N by d way, my hands r regenerative in dis other world

defendedvictim:
U chop slap sha . N by d way, my hands r regenerative in dis other world

I was careful nt to chop frm d stem___ I took my cutting right frm d root. So ur story of regenaratin is a fallacy deamantophology krimcumkrimcum


Av u asked y ur hand is in ur pocket by default? Cus I chopped off d end

Funny enuf most relationship kicks off after both parties get intimate. The answer is get her laid and there Wud be no need asking her out . if she wants to stay back she Wud and if she moves on u got nothing to loose.

or3gon:
it's both ways o! some ladies equally believe that when they love a man (who is not yet their husband), cook for him, warm his bed & other loveable things, she expects that this will automatically make the guy love her.

Yea, i agree with you.

ogaofficer:
Because i schooled in france i wasnt taught to woo a girl

c dis one oooo. Shey na for nairaland u wan cm form dis one? Guy pls nairaland babed no b lik dat ur geto gals oooo

Cutehector4u:
am i mad.......

Yes dear. Madly in Love.

Cutehector4u:
am i mad.......

Yes dear. Madly in Love.

extremelygolden:


Yes dear. Madly in Love.

Yes dear. Madly in Love.

ur crazy

Hmmm, it a long story but enjoyed it.

akwunmi:
Dis is a litle different 4rm d topic bu i jst wnt u guyz 2read my stori n wetin grl do me, d only tym I cried 4grl mata,na wen I de secondary skool, e get wnt cute babe wey de my strit,me n dis babe na romeo n Juliet o,both parents knos wots going on,we de giv oursef real close markin n we lov it DAT way....soon we finish 4rm 2ndry skol n went 2technical skol 4hand skill,shes a natural cook n a caterer ,she reali spoil me with ejekuje ,she later got a job in an hotel n daz wher d swit stories ends........wen she told me she's has found a job in an hotel as their cook, I give her fake smile bu she knew I was not happy Wit d news ,she ask me wot happen n I Tod her da I don't like d idea of her workin in an hotel o,she say she no wetin I mean bu she no go fit cheat naw,dayz passes by n she strtd wokin,I even go d hotel 2visit her almost evrytim,bu 1day wey I go giv her supris visit 4d wok, I c her wit 1guy very close ech oda,whisperin tinz I don't 4her ear n she smiling bu wen she saw me, she free d guy,I no de alrit wit wetin I c n ask wu d guy b 4 provokin tone,she say na her co worker,n I say wich day u strt wok sef wey 1guy don de giv u clos markin lik dis,she beg me mak I no vex,say na only me b d hero o,she even d Wyn me say,me fyn pass d guy now,n she no go leave me 4d guy,DAT 1 go,anoda 1na calls,d same guguy DA I saw d oda time,n she does not lik 2pick d call wen am dare,den I no dare is fire on d mountain bu I can not run,nw,e reach 1stage she tel me she don de nyt wok,wich automatically gives dem tym 2geda.I will call her sumtimx late or she call me, lera it strtd decreasing,one dis faithful day,we de 2geda n d guy called again,she do lik say she no no wu de call her,I con giv her my Nokia symbian fone wey call recorder de 2call d persn back,n I walk away so she go fit talk well wit guy....I giv her beta space so I no hear d their talk.afta d call she con giv me d fone n I ask wu d persn b,she say her FRD,afta I escort her go huas,I cum huas n go 1corner wey de silent n I play d conversation n e supris me wetin I de hear,d guy was callin her 2cum his huas n hw he de miss her,n my cutie grlfrd told him,she will cum,DAT WAS D VRY 1ST DAY I CRIED FOR D GRL I THOUGHT WAS MY WORLD....I wept like a baby bcz e pain me so much.I no chop DA nyt slip.d day cum n I was waitin 2hear d stori she wnt cuk up 4me,she did came up wit a swit 1 thou,she tel me say,her mum sent her som where n she fit tay b4 she cums back,I de boil inside bu I no do lik I no anytin.she went n cum bac n strt telin me fake news,I jst de nude my head ....lera I wise up I luk 4 alternative cz her way na pure again, soon she notice my don't care character cz nw I hav a beta swit babe,she ask me d new grl n I Tod her shes jst a FRD 2....DA my new fish reali gbadu me n she always kill me wit calls even 4midnyt...wen she no lera fit withstand d tin again,she con ask me 2chose 1of dem ,if na she or d new 1,me no talk anytin ,she vex go n soon me n d new 1grow 2geda,but I no create space 4cryin tinz again,I love her 2 bu I no let am go deep lik d oda 1 but na she God say go b d mother of my 1st son n my prity daughter n we ar happily join 2geda...
My 1st love called me n congratulat me n she was lik,am supos 2giv u DAT son,I jst laff it off n say to her,so I wish but God did not mak it DA way...she's married now 2 bu I don't kno if na DA my rival or new persn....na d only girl wey mak me cry b DAT...if I toast n u no gri,I leav u find anoda. Simple.

Cutehector4u:
A guy crying because she said no? Who does that!!!

god forbid

msmon:
Does that mean you've never done anything funny because someone you ''truly
love keep saying no?

I wonder woo,he is not a true man.coz this is women's character

ugoezeik:
c dis one oooo. Shey na for nairaland u wan cm form dis one? Guy pls nairaland babed no b lik dat ur geto gals oooo

wha is this one saying sef Pls speak in french

Only kids do that. All those primary abi secondary sch boys.

Cutehector4u:
A guy crying because she said no? Who does that!!!

Well I realy don't ask girls out.But let me share an experiennce I had in my early days,I met a girl in my ch urch back then in calabar we usually do have this teenegers meeting on weekdays.A certain day I was suprised she came,Because she is this type that her parent don't even give room for church meetings or even hanging around after service.so after the meeting I decided to follow her behind not knowing how to say hello with so much fears in me.As we kept going all of a sudden it began drizziling I had to run as fast as I could to share my umbrella with her and that was how I began preaching all that I know about love,and telling her how I just couldn't take my eyes off her right from the first day the joined the church while doing this her respond was very aggresive and rude.I fiannally told her I wanted her to be my girl friend she said even in her wildest nightmere she can't imagine dating me.This statement took me to the mud and I knelt down under the rain begging the girl with my umbrella folded,My people the girl just left me there and walked away.I was so ashame of myself when I discoverd that she had told all her big sister and her friends in F.G.G.C cal.who were also woshiping in the same church with me.since that day till now I have never ask any girl out.joy may God bless you I belive your doing well wherever you are now.

Paulv:
i use to think or feel lik this until i met Tobi hmmm; am stil saying oo dat gel wil cm one day.....mine was even worst not until i met her hmm.

a hahahahahahaha in one of the greatest twist on nairaland ever.....


My name is........TOBI!!!!


lol

ogaofficer:
it sims you havent schooled in france before. . . You need to meet sm of ma NL ROOMATES who also schooled in france to tell you the FACT.

Tell me na. I need me some Enlightenment

Aeesha

Junipero:



Tell me na. I need me some Enlightenment

speak in french pls, modify your post and i will tel u more.

Its just mere infatuation. With time u will forget she existed.

Cutehector4u:
A guy crying because she said no? Who does that!!!

Bro you have not seen or heard anything, back in 2008 while I was still in Unilorin, on skyway block4 +those who attended unilorin know where I am talking bout+ I saw this guy kneel and beg a girl to date him. The babe just stood and watched him, I laughed so hard I swear I peed a lil.

sleeky8:


Bro you have not seen or heard anything, back in 2008 while I was still in Unilorin, on skyway block4 +those who attended unilorin know where I am talking bout+ I saw this guy kneel and beg a girl to date him. The babe just stood and watched him, I laughed so hard I swear I peed a lil.

no no no.....my gosh.....biggest embarasment... Me, go down on my knees, and beg a girl to date me...unless i drank five bottles of red label.... Ppo r bein confused btw bein romantic nd bein desperate

ugoezeik:
c dis one oooo. Shey na for nairaland u wan cm form dis one? Guy pls nairaland babed no b lik dat ur geto gals oooo

siddon there, one babe don dae beg me say make i enlighten her more abt schooling in france na NL babe o. . . Wetin i dey tok sef. Oga speak french jor

adedayourt:


I was careful nt to chop frm d stem___ I took my cutting right frm d root. So ur story of regenaratin is a fallacy deamantophology krimcumkrimcum


Av u asked y ur hand is in ur pocket by default? Cus I chopped off d end

since when did d 'end' become synonymous with d root?

defendedvictim:
since when did d 'end' become synonymous with d root?

So u don't kno...

Since the tyme of John the baptist

adedayourt:


So u don't kno...

Since the tyme of John the baptist

Hia..mk una dey do una violence sha

ogaofficer:
speak in french pls, modify your post and i will tel u more.

LOL Ojoro

iceberylin:

Obasanjo

WarRLaY:
I brought her blackberry curve 2 with my school fees, when blackberry was still very expensive

Only if she knew it was ur sch fee she wouldnt av accepted the bb

BoyCoyToy:


Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder

I will act like I didn't see that

Cutehector4u:
no no no.....my gosh.....biggest embarasment... Me, go down on my knees, and beg a girl to date me...unless i drank five bottles of red label.... Ppo r bein confused btw bein romantic nd bein desperate

U got ur laast satemennt wrong bro. It should be...

People re confused B/W being romantic n bein hopelessly foolish

Raymondenyi:

U got ur laast satemennt wrong bro. It should be...

People re confused B/W being romantic n bein hopelessly foolish

lol alright prof...

Maka Y cry for a gal or fear her... is she Artina gods of beauty?? mtcheww!!!