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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 12:56am On Nov 18, 2014
Ibime:
So Lagunna is Olubukato, and he is simultaneously Rozzays man?

Abeg wey the popcorn? Lagunna, pls explain!

Explain kini?

When I dey beg you to come help me vote the gal..U no show..
Abeg park well jare..
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 12:57am On Nov 18, 2014
Darkrebel:


birthday? do you know how much I give my babe here for hair .air time.... or when we go out...you know how much I spend? not to talk of birthdays that's frigging special....

N1,000 washing & setting? lololol
come to the UK & see the cost of living. let ibime tell you his bill per month. you don't have a clue. you are a trust fund baby....if you don't get allowance from home, you are broke!


you are a bush man..how can you give a girl handbag for her birthday..smh grin and all those mumu girls will be acting cray .... ..

you dunno anything - you are teddy's junior brother & she's 14.


WizKid and davido are your matea . and they are buying jeep their babe and you are shouting over common handbag ....grin

there are £300 cars here. if na car, no wahala.


there's no chick you would give me that I can't handle...I will first slap her asss with pounds...whether she likes me or not..I will be banging her while you still buying handbags grin grin

you don't have a cöck, stop bragging!
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 12:59am On Nov 18, 2014
[color=#000000][/color] in the mood to bang lagunna help me naah... Contact any babe
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ibime(m): 12:59am On Nov 18, 2014
See these two ninjas arguing over who give babe money pass? Hehehehe.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Dklef(m): 1:01am On Nov 18, 2014
greetings all
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 1:02am On Nov 18, 2014
WARRIBLOOD:
[color=#000000][/color] in the mood to bang lagunna help me naah... Contact any babe

enter here...

https://www.nairaland.com/1290971/list-out-ashawo-joints-states
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 1:06am On Nov 18, 2014
Lagunna:

Explain kini?

When I dey beg you to come help me vote the gal..U no show..
Abeg park well jare..

lagunna, so you have been poking rozzay all this while & yet you told us she's your sister? is this incëst or something else?

and i heard you are olubukato......
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 1:06am On Nov 18, 2014
coogar:


N1,000 washing & setting? lololol
come to the UK & see the cost of living. let ibime tell you his bill per month. you don't have a clue. you are a trust fund baby....if you don't get allowance from home, you are broke!



you dunno anything - you are teddy's junior brother & she's 14.



there are £300 cars here. if na car, no wahala.



you don't have a cöck, stop bragging!

shut the ffuck up grin ask ibime this ask ibime that....have i not been to England before? what are you ranting....is it not those average girls from poor backgrounds you shag and those cheap ho's ..abeg park well.... am 18 not 14 but you are 35 ...and teddy's my girl ...grin ..
allowance...broke....bla bla bla ....gibberish**
come to my crib and you will like to sleep on the toilet's floor...that's if my dogs haven't ripped your vagabond being moment you step a foot in the compound....

keep deceiving yourself..you are still a Virgin...grin
goodnight....am out
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(m): 1:07am On Nov 18, 2014
coogar:


you? buy PS4
if your mother fücks all the registered okada men in the whole of south west nigeria, she still wouldn't afford the game pad, let alone the game console.

see mumu feeling funky - you are a village sponsored student. if i send a message to your home town that you have been expelled from UNILAG & you just use their money to buy recharge cards to troll on the internet, then be prepared to run mad.

over 500 market women & about a thousand men contribute 5% of their trade towards your education & you are here wasting their hard-earned sweat trying to pretend you are a textcee. don't you have a conscience? - all those half-nakêd women working day & night to make sure you become the first graduate of the hometown & this is how you repay them?

it shall not be well with you. may their breâsts curse you for wasting their time & money to buy recharge card. may the cries of their babies haunt you in your dreams.....and finally, may the remaining days of your life be as 10 times as painful as the last few seconds of gadaffi. smiley




who cares about your faggòt friends on BBM & whatsapp. what an excuse from a lame fool who was probably born without a spoon(never mind silver nor wooden) in his mouth.....

you think you can go head to head with me in this ish? 100 generations in your family tree cannot scratch my skin surface.....go & bring every goat that can read & write in your village to give you ideas, i am eating them all up like chin-chin.

Lwkm . . .
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 1:10am On Nov 18, 2014
Darkrebel:

shut the ffuck up grin ask ibime this ask ibime that....have i not been to England before? what are you ranting....is it not those average girls from poor backgrounds you shag and those cheap ho's ..abeg park well.... am 18 not 14 but you are 35 ...and teddy's my girl ...grin ..

been to england? hahahaha
that must be in your dreams. which of the england did you go to? definitely, not this one. if you have been to england, your mentality and your intelligence would be 8 notches higher


allowance...broke....bla bla bla ....gibberish**
come to my crib and you will like to sleep on the toilet's floor...that's if my dogs haven't ripped your vagabond being moment you step a foot in the compound....

come to your crib? ebola crib? cheesy
what an appetising thought!!! nah - pass! grin


keep deceiving yourself..you are still a Virgin...grin
goodnight....am out

like i said, i have had more women than the money you have counted in your entire life & i am talking high class women, not the skanks you shäg - skanks who's never had pap smear test in their life.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 1:11am On Nov 18, 2014
Lagunna:


enter here...

https://www.nairaland.com/1290971/list-out-ashawo-joints-states
bros GOD go bless you...gosh stroking my dickk rod
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 1:13am On Nov 18, 2014
coogar:


lagunna, so you have been poking rozzay all this while & yet you told us she's your sister? is this incëst or something else?

and i heard you are olubukato......

Hian..
No mind them joo..
Olubukato don e-kpai..
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 1:31am On Nov 18, 2014
SneeZE..
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Emaprince: 1:32am On Nov 18, 2014
Darkrebel don sleep?

My verdict.....

Opener...rebel

Similies/metaphors...cooger...he always has a lotta references..I can mention them but they too much so no time

Wordplay...nil

Punchline...cooger!!!...no doubt,majority of his punches where jaw dropping so tey e be like say rebel ran out of punches and started repeating himself

Rhymes...nil

Flow....nil

Personal...tie...both ninjas came good in personal even though rebel's repeatation of "wackbiter" was boring..

Closer...cooger...seems his last punch sent rebel to sleep

MVGT...COOGAR!!!

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 1:34am On Nov 18, 2014
Emaprince:
Darkrebel don sleep?

My verdict.....

Opener...rebel

Similies/metaphors...cooger...he always has a lotta references..I can mention them but they too much so no time

Wordplay...nil

Punchline...cooger!!!...no doubt,majority of his punches where jaw dropping so tey e be like say rebel ran out of punches and started repeating himself

Rhymes...nil

Flow....nil

Personal...tie...both ninjas came good in personal even though rebel's repeatation of "wackbiter" was boring..

Closer...cooger...seems his last punch sent rebel to sleep

MVGT...COOGAR!!!



chai i nor know say dem dey give verdict for quarrel o... Sneeze
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Emaprince: 1:36am On Nov 18, 2014
Pleas guys vote on this...darkrebel vs coogar

Tags

Mikuz
Ibime
Krone
Jigsawkillah
Supersauce
Lagunna
007bruce
Geoexpress
Tedybiasi
Warriblood
Yeyenatu
Wrongturn
Etc etc etc etc
Thanks!
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 1:44am On Nov 18, 2014
Emaprince:
Pleas guys vote on this...darkrebel vs coogar

Tags

Mikuz
Ibime
Krone
Jigsawkillah
Supersauce
Lagunna
007bruce
Geoexpress
Tedybiasi
Warriblood
Yeyenatu
Wrongturn
Etc etc etc etc
Thanks!
tomorrow i drop verdict..as for na na only me dere online here...sneeze
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(m): 2:25am On Nov 18, 2014
Emaprince:
Darkrebel don sleep?

My verdict.....

Opener...rebel

Similies/metaphors...cooger...he always has a lotta references..I can mention them but they too much so no time

Wordplay...nil

Punchline...cooger!!!...no doubt,majority of his punches where jaw dropping so tey e be like say rebel ran out of punches and started repeating himself

Rhymes...nil

Flow....nil

Personal...tie...both ninjas came good in personal even though rebel's repeatation of "wackbiter" was boring..

Closer...cooger...seems his last punch sent rebel to sleep

MVGT...COOGAR!!!




LMAO

MVGT : COOGER
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(m): 4:05am On Nov 18, 2014
Ibime:
See these two ninjas arguing over who give babe money pass? Hehehehe.

grin grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kr0ne(m): 6:30am On Nov 18, 2014
Mvgt - Coogar! grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(m): 7:11am On Nov 18, 2014
Bruce abeg no vex. I owe you one!

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by sosiqdude(m): 7:26am On Nov 18, 2014
coogar:


let the games begin then. i have one hour advantage so i am in good hands.





these nostrils na die. if i get into an elevator with this man, i would suffocate before i get to my floor. these nostrils would consume all the oxygen on the elevator & leave me with nothing. grin cheesy

Look at diss...coogar wetin darkrebel do you...
You won make this dude to de-activate his acc or what?
Take am easy
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Puss(m): 7:28am On Nov 18, 2014
Emaprince:
Darkrebel don sleep?

My verdict.....

Opener...rebel

Similies/metaphors...cooger...he always has a lotta references..I can mention them but they too much so no time

Wordplay...nil

Punchline...cooger!!!...no doubt,majority of his punches where jaw dropping so tey e be like say rebel ran out of punches and started repeating himself

Rhymes...nil

Flow....nil

Personal...tie...both ninjas came good in personal even though rebel's repeatation of "wackbiter" was boring..

Closer...cooger...seems his last punch sent rebel to sleep

MVGT...COOGAR!!!



lol
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by teddybiyasi(f): 7:59am On Nov 18, 2014
opener----darkrebel

rhymes, metaphor, flow, w/p----tie

personal------coogar ( the lips that can stop a bullet fired from close rage) got me rolling

punchline:------ coogar (he was all over darkrebel just keep repeating same ish)


closer'--------coogar (his final punch made dark rebel to hit the hay)



Teddy's vote goes to--------- coogar
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Puss(m): 8:13am On Nov 18, 2014
teddybiyasi:
opener----darkrebel

rhymes, metaphor, flow, w/p----tie

personal------coogar ( the lips that can stop a bullet fired from close rage) got me rolling

punchline:------ coogar (he was all over darkrebel just keep repeating same ish)


closer'--------coogar (his final punch made dark rebel to hit the hay)



Teddy's vote goes to--------- coogar
lol
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ROZZAYY(f): 8:31am On Nov 18, 2014
Lol I don't know who to answer sef, u guys r just awesome. Let's just 4get dis topic ok, so who is around today kr0ne I see ya, goodmorning
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kr0ne(m): 8:33am On Nov 18, 2014
Lagunna
Teddybiyasi
Mikuz
Ibime
Emaprince
Coogar
Elymaxiimus
Illness
007bruce
Wrongturn
Fuckyouhard etc

Please ur votes are need (link below). It took these niggas more than two to prepare for this brawl

https://www.nairaland.com/1995007/clash-knights-gottoboy-vs-sosiqdude#27973281
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kr0ne(m): 8:34am On Nov 18, 2014
ROZZAYY:
Lol I don't know who to answer sef, u guys r just awesome. Let's just 4get dis topic ok, so who is around today kr0ne I see ya, goodmorning
Hehehe! I dey. Good morning grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 8:56am On Nov 18, 2014
coogar:
who is this iyabodeh?

identify yourself na - only cowards hide behind monikers to talk bollocks. have we met before? do i know you?

are you hòrny? grin
huh?
Me? I'm always wild. When I'm Hot, I know how to scratch my itch. grin its quite simple really.

Krone: I know yeyenatu. She is too loud, acts like a market woman but I think she is posh though. Probably a shy girl gone wild. undecided

Warriblood. My number? Are you rich? Cos the looks ain't working foe you so far. Maybe your pocket will. wink

Captainflash. No I'm not missie jay. Who is she? Nice nick though.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 9:05am On Nov 18, 2014
kr0ne:

Do u have a close relationship with Yeyenatu?
osigini? What re you insinuating? angry angry angry I don't roll in the hay with girls, no offence. Mind yourself ooo. angry


YeaYeaNot
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by teddybiyasi(f): 9:05am On Nov 18, 2014
iyabodeh:
huh?
Me? I'm always wild. When I'm Hot, I know how to scratch my itch. grin its quite simple really.

Krone: I know yeyenatu. She is too loud, acts like a market woman but I think she is posh though. Probably a shy girl gone wild. undecided

Warriblood. My number? Are you rich? Cos the looks ain't working for you so far. Maybe your pocket will. wink

Captainflash. No I'm not missie jay. Who is she? Nice nick though.



Lmao
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 9:09am On Nov 18, 2014
iyabodeh:
huh?
Me? I'm always wild. When I'm Hot, I know how to scratch my itch. grin its quite simple really.

Krone: I know yeyenatu. She is too loud, acts like a market woman but I think she is posh though. Probably a shy girl gone wild. undecided

Warriblood. My number? Are you rich? Cos the looks ain't working foe you so far. Maybe your pocket will. wink

Captainflash. No I'm not missie jay. Who is she? Nice nick though.
sneeze...

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