Darkrebel:


I think you should ask Google. . ....

see the lines you stole
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER

coogar:


no, use your church mind....

if you add this....



to this.....



what will it become?

coogar:


just to tell you over here - no one does PAYG to afford internet. it's standard to have super speed broadband at home. i download HD movies in 40 seconds.





i have another idea.....
if i cut these nostrils & roll it on the sawn off shotgun fadeyi oloro was carrying, will it become an assault rifle?

Darkrebel:
you don't have to pay for WiFi

over here in my crib ..its been paid for ..I can watch millions of youtube videos..download hundreds of movies ..and stay online as long as I want....

so your story ain't valid ..

Darkrebel:
idiot. shebi you were typing long essays before..why did you start typing short....
e don tire am...lol
have you been engaged in twitter fights before?
you are a newbie...

see the lines you stole
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER

Limerick:
lmao, as the Chief Judge, I say Battle Closed: Coogar wins, Darkrebel brutally bodybagged

ROZZAYY:
Am here now, who has questions. Am all ears. Mr emaprince will u quit saying wat u don't know if u don't mind. Thank you. Kr0ne am here, had to open dis acc cos wat u all were saying was soo funny and soo sad. I came here cos I appreciate wat u did for me in d contest, am not an ungrateful person, so I made it a duty to take time out each day to come and play wit u all, honestly is dat a crime, am just soo sad reading all dis, I had to open dis acc, I nided a break from nland dats y I deactivated, but as I can see even in deactivation I'm still active.
Well am sorry if I caused any commotion, I had no issues wit anyone here, caseless is my friend! Am not married wateva u saw was just play btw us, ok, am outta here. Gnyte all.

Darkrebel:
you don't have to pay for WiFi

over here in my crib ..its been paid for ..I can watch millions of youtube videos..download hundreds of movies ..and stay online as long as I want....

so your story ain't valid ..

coogar:


stop talking & take your punches.....
it's torture till you drop, i don't give a fück about you or your father's wifi. i just want you to die from this rushing haymaker, i'm ivan drago.

Emaprince:
shut up your mouth!!...why are you saddened if what we are aying isn't truth..did I lie against you? Abi all the nonsense s.ex chats you had with dudes here isn't true?..yes you made it clear your nairaland life rovolves around se.xuallity section..you even said you are married and loves your hubby..so where did I lie?...well,I'm not the type that fall for cheap lies!..go sort you life out with your angry husband!

coogar:


no, use your church mind....

if you add the nostrils.....



to the end of fadeyi's gun.....



what will it become?

Limerick:
drop a punch dude, the coog is far ahead of u

Darkrebel:


okay...I accept...

sha see the lines you stole sauron

see the lines you stole
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER

SuperSauce:
sis biko...prove to us that careless is just a friend...wanna confirm

ROZZAYY:

Lol ok I will shut up, if it will make u happy sir, it takes more dan dat to get me upset,yes I said I am married, I was referring to my relationship cos dats wat I call my bf, as u all know him olubukato and as u can see he is not angry ok, u can ask him urself, his ur darling lagunna. Sweet heart r u angry pls smile let him see u are not. Can we rest now. Teddy am fine how's u dear.

teddybiyasi:
ROZZAYY


why did you deactivate ya acc gishh I'm just seeing this

emaprince leave her jhooor

ROZZAYY:

Lol caseless is not only my friend he is my uncle. Lagunna is my man ok. R we clear now dear super sauce

Darkrebel:

okay...I accept...

sha see the lines you stole sauron

see the lines you stole
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER

coogar:


what are you accepting?
that your father is an irresponsible dude and he deserves to be shot in the head?





i am sure darkrebel himself made these glasses - 2 metal-hangers was converted into the frame with 2 cheap lenses to make it fit.

why is it that poverty oozes out of your father's sweat pores? what does he do?

Limerick:
If I kick Rozzayy out, will it hurt Rick Ross in his buttt?

ROZZAYY:

Nofin sweets just nided to rest from nland, too many distractions but thanks to u all am bak, sabbatical is over. Lol

Darkrebel:

kyrie eleison on this man almost jumping off the roof roof of his flat....

see the lines you stole
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER

Limerick:
If I kick Rozzayy out, will it hurt Rick Ross in his buttt?

Limerick:
My vote

Opener Darkrebel, he started the fyt

Flow Tie

Metaphor Nil

Personals Coogar, rebel stop repeating one perz over and over again

Punchlines Coogar it was all over the last two pages. Damn, That Elevator punch tho.

Wordplay Nil

Closer Coogar he ended the fyt

mfvgt coogar.

Darkrebel , nyc trial but yu were heavily body bagged

i mean, Coog r.aped u

Darkrebel:
who dey battle this one?
didn't you hear? the ish continues till next year
see the lines you stole sauron
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER.