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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 11:01pm On Nov 17, 2014
Darkrebel:


grin. he he omo this guy dey cry ooo *ah shoki ah shoki

see the lines you stole
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER

grin. you will cry till you fill three buckets.... hahah

Darkrebel:

eyahhhh -- someone give this guy Hanky....he's crying...he he story for the gods grin

you should be given the handkerchief - there's no way i would have written all these in a battle so i created this artificial brawl so i can go medieval on your neck. grin cheesy



see the lines you stole
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER. grin



baba shawarma - eczema merchant. grin cheesy
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 11:03pm On Nov 17, 2014
coogar:


your diss has the flaccidity of a limp pënis....
who do you think is buying your kindergarten disses. stop pretending what you are not - your hobby is making garri & processing cassava. penning words isn't your forte!

eyahhh more tears grin see as your heart dey pound grin

see the lines you stole
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER

grin grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Guykhena(m): 11:03pm On Nov 17, 2014
kr0ne:

Ok, I've seen it grin after which the cougar connect scam freak bumped in

lol
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 11:03pm On Nov 17, 2014
coogar:




you should be given the handkerchief - there's no way i would have written all these in a battle so i created this artificial brawl so i can go medieval on your neck. grin cheesy






baba shawarma - eczema merchant. grin cheesy


cry cry baby ..eyahhhh ..take it easy...

see the lines you stole
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 11:04pm On Nov 17, 2014
Darkrebel:


eyahhh more tears grin see as your heart dey pound grin

see the lines you stole
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER

grin grin



see your father's teeth.
if a kilogram of eczema is worth 1 pesewa, your dad is a billionaire in british pounds. cheiii, see teeth - it's like there's a halogen lamp in his mouth. cheesy grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Emaprince: 11:05pm On Nov 17, 2014
Guykhena:


depends,if you mean that of what Ema brought up,the link's right above..
But if its that of her discussion on this thread prior to the deactivation umm unlucky,she modified her posts before deactivating.
it seems her hubby saw it..so she modified them and deactivated her account..I suspect it might be a serious problem at their home..remember caseless qquestioning her about it and she said "I'm a married woman and I love my husband"....honestly no man will want to see his wife asking a guy if he'll suck her pu.ssy on net..forget say we vote this babe but her interest in s.ex talks puts me off!..na she be that rowzzay!
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 11:07pm On Nov 17, 2014
coogar:
just say you have run out of recharge cards to get on the internet.....indolent church rat! he's so poor his dreams are in black & white. he cannot afford coloured dreams.
dafuq, I saw that damn punch..

Darkrebel, common drop some punches as well grin

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 11:07pm On Nov 17, 2014
Emaprince:
it seems her hubby saw it..so she modified them and deactivated her account..I suspect it might be a serious problem at their home..remember caseless qquestioning her about it and she said "I'm a married woman and I love my husband"....honestly no man will want to see his wife asking a guy if he'll suck her pu.ssy on net..forget say we vote this babe but her interest in s.ex talks puts me off!..na she be that rowzzay!

emaprince - you have lost us here.

what happened? rozzay was the chic that wanted me & kr0ne. of course, she was kidding but what is this deal with caseless?

i need details.....

Limerick:
dafuq, I saw that damn punch..
Darkrebel, common drop some punches as well grin

he's not creative.
all he knows is i fück momma puśsy & she sucked cöcks. the nucca can't craft punches at all. his IQ is lower than his shoe size. cheesy
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 11:08pm On Nov 17, 2014
Limerick:
dafuq, I saw that damn punch..

Darkrebel, common drop some punches as well grin

I cannot stress myself to type poetry and novels...I will keep telling him the truth..his words are boring...stop over hyping a BITER
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 11:09pm On Nov 17, 2014
coogar:




see your father's teeth.
if a kilogram of eczema is worth 1 pesewa, your dad is a billionaire in british pounds. cheiii, see teeth - it's like there's a halogen lamp in his mouth. cheesy grin

eyahhhhhh. more buckets

but guy why your heart dey pound like this?
grin. see the way you are sweating Chai..grin

see the lines you stole
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 11:10pm On Nov 17, 2014
Darkrebel:


I cannot stress myself to type poetry and novels...I will keep telling him the truth..his words are boring...stop over hyping a BITER

your credibility around 9am this morning was 30%, i have reduced it to 3%.

teddymiyaki, will you still battle darkrebel now that you know he can infect you with eczema? grin


Darkrebel:

eyahhhhhh. more buckets
but guy why your heart dey pound like this?
grin. see the way you are sweating Chai..grin
see the lines you stole
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER grin



i want to host a rave in lekki & NEPA isn't reliable in that part of town. can i hire your dad's reliable halogen-lamped mouth? i heard the power is 1,000W. cheesy grin

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 11:11pm On Nov 17, 2014
coogar:


your credibility around 9am this morning was 30%, i have reduced it to 3%.

teddymiyaki, will you still battle darkrebel now that you know he can infect you with eczema? grin

eyahhhhh stop crying guy.. you are 35 years ..come on ..man up grin


see the lines you stole
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kr0ne(m): 11:13pm On Nov 17, 2014
Emaprince:
it seems her hubby saw it..so she modified them and deactivated her account..I suspect it might be a serious problem at their home..remember caseless qquestioning her about it and she said "I'm a married woman and I love my husband"....honestly no man will want to see his wife asking a guy if he'll suck her pu.ssy on net..forget say we vote this babe but her interest in s.ex talks puts me off!..na she be that rowzzay!
Oga, if that's the case then I have the hubby to blame. For one, I can't tolerate chatting with my wife on Nairaland, not to mention allow her breeze all over the toto section. It will hurt seeing niggas getting close. Haba! Na wife na, no be girlfriend
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 11:13pm On Nov 17, 2014
coogar:


emaprince - you have lost us here.

what happened? rozzay was the chic that wanted me & kr0ne. of course, she was kidding but what is this deal with caseless?

i need details.....



he's not creative.
all he knows is i fück momma puśsy & she sucked cöcks. the nucca can't craft punches at all. his IQ is lower than his shoe size. cheesy

nahhhh I just want to see your stupidity.... while you ae wasting your time carving out mumu lines..I will just reply with the lines you bit....

we could do this till next year....you won try me abi

you will get frustrated at last....grin

see the lines you stole
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 11:14pm On Nov 17, 2014
trust me ..you will get tired soon ..grin


see the lines you stole
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER. grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 11:14pm On Nov 17, 2014
Emaprince:
it seems her hubby saw it..so she modified them and deactivated her account..I suspect it might be a serious problem at their home..remember caseless qquestioning her about it and she said "I'm a married woman and I love my husband"....honestly no man will want to see his wife asking a guy if he'll suck her pu.ssy on net..forget say we vote this babe but her interest in s.ex talks puts me off!..na she be that rowzzay!

grin grin grin

She is not rowzzay and not married..All na joke abeg..
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 11:16pm On Nov 17, 2014
Darkrebel:

eyahhhhh stop crying guy.. you are 35 years ..come on ..man up grin


see the lines you stole
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER grin

i am not even 30 yet!
but you have been exposed that you are not 20. your poppa & momma are 72 & 69 respectively. so when did your mother push you out? age 49? she nor do menopause?

darkrebel - you are a liar!!!

Darkrebel:
trust me ..you will get tired soon ..grin
see the lines you stole
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER. grin

150Mbps.....unlimited data?
i would run you down. i have full access, we can do this till next year, na your papa go tire & prolly die of heart attack.



please - i want to hire halogen lamp. i am starting a battle rap league. grin

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 11:16pm On Nov 17, 2014
Darkrebel I'm not over hying nobody but this is another punch
coogar:
his IQ is lower than his shoe size. cheesy

Btw, who is rozzay's husband? Olubukato? And what wuld a husband and wife be doing on nairaland. Dem no get work?

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ibime(m): 11:16pm On Nov 17, 2014
Emaprince:
it seems her hubby saw it..so she modified them and deactivated her account..I suspect it might be a serious problem at their home..remember caseless qquestioning her about it and she said "I'm a married woman and I love my husband"....honestly no man will want to see his wife asking a guy if he'll suck her pu.ssy on net..forget say we vote this babe but her interest in s.ex talks puts me off!..na she be that rowzzay!

No mind that babe jare. Married woman wey dey enter beauty pageant, for what?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kr0ne(m): 11:16pm On Nov 17, 2014
Lagunna:


grin grin grin

She is not rowzzay and not married..All na joke abeg..
Why then is the real Rozzay showing Nobody? Abi na u be the husband? Tell us na, make we shut up grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 11:18pm On Nov 17, 2014
Limerick:
Darkrebel I'm not over hying nobody but this is another punch


Btw, who is rozzay's husband? Olubukato? And what wuld a husband and wife be doing on nairaland. Dem no get work?

see facts here grin

see the lines he stole
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 11:19pm On Nov 17, 2014
Darkrebel:


eyahhhhhh. more buckets

but guy why your heart dey pound like this?
grin. see the way you are sweating Chai..grin

see the lines you stole
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER grin
you no get work o grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kr0ne(m): 11:19pm On Nov 17, 2014
Rozzay better come and apologise before we begin use am do punchline. E no kuku dey hard us
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 11:19pm On Nov 17, 2014
coogar:


i am not even 30 yet!
but you have been exposed that you are not 20. your poppa & momma are 72 & 69 respectively. so when did your mother push you out? age 49? she nor do menopause?

darkrebel - you are a liar!!!

why you dey confess your sins here...is this a church grin

stop crying na grin


see the lines you stole
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER

grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by gottoboy(m): 11:21pm On Nov 17, 2014
Limerick:
Darkrebel I'm not over hying nobody but this is another punch


Btw, who is rozzay's husband? Olubukato? And what wuld a husband and wife be doing on nairaland. Dem no get work?
Check frontpage you ᵍᵒ see husband Äη∂ wife wey meet for NL. They are happily married
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 11:21pm On Nov 17, 2014
Darkrebel:


see facts here grin

see the lines he stole
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER



is your father supplying halogen lamp?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Guykhena(m): 11:22pm On Nov 17, 2014
Emaprince:
it seems her hubby saw it..so she modified them and deactivated her account..I suspect it might be a serious problem at their home

My fears as well,cus the deactivation seemed abnormal. One minute everything seem well,next,boom 'nobody'


remember caseless qquestioning her about it and she said "I'm a married woman and I love my husband"....honestly no man will want to see his wife asking a guy if he'll suck her pu.ssy on net..forget say we vote this babe but her interest in s.ex talks puts me off!..

True talk!
I still recall caseless saying "Oga See am" .(Meaning her hubby saw the 'sex talks'? A theory tho)

. But wetin go make sense na if this babe come clarify things here herself(as she suggested to Lag)...



..na she be that rowzzay!

Tho still sceptical about that..
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Emaprince: 11:22pm On Nov 17, 2014
coogar:


emaprince - you have lost us here.

what happened? rozzay was the chic that wanted me & kr0ne. of course, she was kidding but what is this deal with caseless?

i need details.....



cheesy
she wanted you?...in all the chats I read here,she wanted almost every dude..whether it was joke o or not joke...she asked mikuz "can you suck my c.nt?"...maybe her hubby saw it and that was the problem..maybe she deactivated the account after a heated quarrell at home..that's what I ascertained from her discussion with caseless..the I went to familly section to see a new member with the I'd rowzzay claiming her hubby is a cheat...NOTE the difference in the moniker is the "w"
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 11:23pm On Nov 17, 2014
coogar:




is your father hiring halogen lamp?


guy shebi you get Google...Google am na grin

chai ..see the way this Guy's heart is pounding grin

see the lines you stole
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 11:23pm On Nov 17, 2014
coogar:




is your father supplying halogen lamp?


guy shebi you get Google..Google am na grin

but guy why your heart dey pound like this

see as you dey sweat. chaingrin hypertension

see the lines you stole
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 11:27pm On Nov 17, 2014
Emaprince:
she wanted you?...in all the chats I read here,she wanted almost every dude..whether it was joke o or not joke...she asked mikuz "can you suck my c.nt?"...maybe her hubby saw it and that was the problem..maybe she deactivated the account after a heated quarrell at home..that's what I ascertained from her discussion with caseless..the I went to familly section to see a new member with the I'd rowzzay claiming her hubby is a cheat...NOTE the difference in the moniker is the "w"

married women should be banned in some sections anyways. i heard darkrebel's mom visits here too grin

Darkrebel:

[b]guy shebi you get Google...Google am na grin
chai ..see the way this Guy's heart is pounding grin

people are begging me on your behalf but i no go gree - you deserve this public flogging. grin


see the lines you stole
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER grin



shawarma's papa is supplying halogen lamps. grab your copy now.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kr0ne(m): 11:28pm On Nov 17, 2014
Darkrebel and Coogar, only una two don push 10 pages today already. Make una give break na, tomorrow una continue

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