yeyenatu:
smh... Mtcheww!!! lagunna get plenty of us na. So tey we don turn cult. Brother dey yiansh sister, cousin dey yiansh niece. All join, you wanna join the ministry? ]
[bWM]show me ur package first!! Stop running! Be proud of your possession!! Kimmon!! I think iyabodeh likes you too. No let lagunna catch you oo! [/b]

Iyabodeh is special though. And no I'm not related to her.



YeaYeaNot

ladies first, yeyenatu!
you have to show yours first - let us see what makes you yeyenatu. for all we know now, you are just 32A.

iyabodeh:
my new found crush. Come and run away with me to the place where cotton candies hang as clouds.

Btw I'm not her sister. Enough of the mentions please!!!! Arghhhhhh!!!! Iyabodeh... Iyabodeh... Ah ah!!! Free the moniker now. Use 'she' 'her' 'that girl' and the likes. Thanks.
Coogar

i suspect you are an old user -
who are you & what's the catch?

coogar:


i suspect you are an old user -
who are you & what's the catch?

yes I am but not here though. I followed one dead moniker here.
Romance section is my playground. No catch. I like your vulgarisms but I think its a facade. You are actually a cool reserved guy. What say you?

Don't play hard to get cos I know where you live!

iyabodeh:
yes I am but not here though. I followed one dead moniker here.
Romance section is my playground. No catch. I like your vulgarisms but I think its a facade. You are actually a cool reserved guy. What say you?

Don't play hard to get cos I know where you live!

lemme see your face then....
at least, before i give you my word....i have to examine the merchandise.

Limerick:
lmao, just like siddogg, siddogg got married on facebook, gave birth on facebook, his family are textcees and are all on facebook. Wierdest thing I ever heard!

Sources told ᵐᵉ he his below 22, Äη∂ Äη∂ undergraduate

iyabodeh:
I posted my face on my profile a while back. What do we do now? Don't chicken out oo. No use me catch groove na.

post it again - and i need full length.

Limerick:
My vote

Opener Darkrebel, he started the fyt

Flow Tie

Metaphor Nil

Personals Coogar, rebel stop repeating one perz over and over again

Punchlines Coogar it was all over the last two pages. Damn, That Elevator punch tho.

Wordplay Nil

Closer Coogar he ended the fyt

mfvgt coogar.

Darkrebel , nyc trial but yu were heavily body bagged

i mean, Coog r.aped u

Lols Nice Verdict
Rematch things

Coogar in trouble

So now, banters don dey get verds? Lwkmd

Sneeze...sumbody get me a soft big ripe boobz to squeeze...

coogar:


post it again - and i need full length.

count down mister!!!!

60...59...58....57..... And counting!!!

iyabodeh:
count down mister!!!!

60...59...58....57..... And counting!!!

that's not you, na
isn't that funke akindele?

Gosh your So hot...coogar abeg i fit be hu na housebody.. Wen hu na get married piko
peeping thinz

WARRIBLOOD:
Gosh your So hot...coogar abeg i fit be hu na housebody.. Wen hu na get married piko
peeping thinz

yes now!
in the morning, we go first battle one on one before breakfast. oga & houseboy - 3 rounds each.

coogar:


yes now!
in the morning, we go first battle one on one before breakfast. oga & houseboy - 3 rounds each.

bros na you go phuck the toto...me i go specialise for the yansh oo...
Gosh cant imagine what does boobz taste like

kr0ne:

Who be Missie Jay?

she dy 2go.

WARRIBLOOD:
bros na you go phuck the toto...me i go specialise for the yansh oo...
Gosh cant imagine what does boobz taste like

see this boy - what a lustful mind
you are not even bothered iyabodeh might be sleakid trying to do a khimwhyte.

iyabodeh:
excuse me? I don't even look like her!!!! Pfffftttt!!!!

the picture isn't clear enough jor. post the one you didn't take with a tecno phone.

coogar:


see this boy - what a lustful mind
you are not even bothered iyabodeh might be sleakid trying to do a khimwhyte.

bros na truth o...i swear my prick don dey already dey rise before

Gish is place ain't suitable for a Christian like me


deactivated my acc asap

iyabodeh:
what an insult!! Forget I said anything. Who in holy mess is sleakid or khimwhyte? You know what, don't answer that.

Warriblood, you are one hopeless dreamer. But for national peace, ill ignore your insensitive utterances. I'm out of here.

iyabodeh, don't go now....
i was just messing with you. i was about going out to purchase the ring to seal this deal officially.

yeyenatu:
smh... Mtcheww!!! lagunna get plenty of us na. So tey we don turn cult. Brother dey yiansh sister, cousin dey yiansh niece. All join, you wanna join the ministry? show me ur package first!! Stop running! Be proud of your possession!! Kimmon!! I think iyabodeh likes you too. No let lagunna catch you oo!

Iyabodeh is special though. And no I'm not related to her.



YeaYeaNot

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Buhahaha!

Oga ju! Wonders shall never end! Nansense! dreamer!! Most are dreamers!

Emaprince:
she wanted you?...in all the chats I read here,she wanted almost every dude..whether it was joke o or not joke...she asked mikuz "can you suck my c.nt?"...maybe her hubby saw it and that was the problem..maybe she deactivated the account after a heated quarrell at home..that's what I ascertained from her discussion with caseless..the I went to familly section to see a new member with the I'd rowzzay claiming her hubby is a cheat...NOTE the difference in the moniker is the "w"

YeaYeaNot

Seun, my offense was committed here but I got punished all over the sections. Na wa o, person no dey follow una play again

Ehen, back to the matter. Coogar should be stoned! See as the babe take all her time upload her pics with all the natural endowments, naim u still dey there dey call am Khimwhyte if not for my ban wetin I for tell u eh. And, Warriblood, you no dey fear again abi? See the words wey u dey vomit. Iyabode, no mind dem jare