Timijo:

The borrowers: these people can borrow anything from you during exam. They borrow biro, pencil, eraser, ruler, calculator, question paper and even answer sheet. You go hear, abeg borrow me your answer sheet make I quickly copy No. 3 answer.

Hahahahahahahaha, bros nor kill person with laf oo

samflexxy:
The messers
No need to explain this one

9) Pen chewers

This once go chew cover of biro untill e white.


10) Prayer warriors


This once go pray so tay dem go start speak in tongue

11) The beggers

This once no go read dem go come dey beg you

12) The wicked once


I fall for this category
If you ask me question I go ansa you I go give you wrong ansa

Shikena

Those who write ones as once...I belong there.

nickz:
my category:

over-confident
fast finisher and last to submit (some people can turn their fellow humanbeings to academical houseboy??)

Please explain what you mean by academic house boy ,i want to derive something

The scripters: these people re empty headed, once the encounter a question they formulate answer there immediately, scripters wont mind to ask, they have confidence in their off point formulation skills. The mafias: these hardened niggers are empty headed, but they get answer from you by force, some agressively rump your answer script,with threats like, if you dont tell me we both fail this paper, or after this paper i will deal with you outside hall..

the guyz that wld always ask for "extra sheet"...
Meanwhile you've hardly written up to half a page on your answer sheet..

they are a category of intimidators

14) those who go carry expo enter hall but them go prefer writting what their neighbour write

chiboy429:


Please explain what you mean by academic house boy ,i want to derive something

sometimes,not letting people know how smart you are can save you a lot of stress.......its normal you are gonna have many friends!! especially females they turn you to a 21st century SLAVE,you do assignments for more than 15 people cause they have to be different things.I'm not really gifted in the act of saying 'NO' to people....so. i take it up,project time;you're doing for more than 10 people......lemme not talk quiz and test + during exams you might have your answer sheet signed simply cause everyone knows you will know it;so i'm left to cover up extra ordinarily for a crime i didn't want to commit
its worst with girls;the guys stay with you for inspiration,the girls have you for 1 reason...
i gave up when someone gave me a textbook to read and help with a project/assignment
i have never taken this course before
not even sure if its from my goddammm faculty

sorry if you don't comprehend...i got emotional

I have been doing E-exam 4 d past 4 yrs. Can't remember where I belonged vividly.

Those who will shade finish...




Then start comparing their answers with yours one by one

venomous:





hey are u in agric in Uniben?

Yeah

e get one time wen i first enter school, dem write am say the question to every paper is aranged differently on each paper, that is your neighbor question 1 may be your own question 20. I no come read the warning , na so i begin copy this wicked boy wey dey my side. I notice sey the guy they laugh me, open work make i continue, na after i don shade finish submit, na him the guy come they knack me tory. Come see shocky. But as God dey always dey my side, people wey fail plenty, i no know how i enter pass mark, and they guy sef use only 20marks pass me. Oooo shey.

Modified****
e get this once wey i dey always respect, i be dey call them...
1. The boko haram. This ones no know anything, instead make them kool down and hope for the best, them go just go just write small, look up, look down, standu', go submit blank sheet after only 10mins..

missterious:




The struggle is real.

Lolz. Wch struggle?

I have never written an exam twice. Its a convenant God made with me

McLove:
I have never written an exam twice. Its a convenant God made with me

Wow! Oya tke award na.. U can write it once nd get a C, wyl sum1 rewrites nd gets an A.. Or u ve neva gotten a C too? #swerve

Wizkhalifa2:
Wow! Oya tke award na.. U can write it once nd get a C, wyl sum1 rewrites nd gets an A.. Or u ve neva gotten a C too? #swerve

God has just been so good to me(Just like AmazingAngel). I graduated with Upper Credit, that's why my motto is "GOD IS ABLE".

chiboy429:


You impersonate?

yes i do.y

The confident types that write rubbish confidently,and you know they"re writing rubbish but you don't dare tell them cos they believe they can neva be wrong.
The sorters;the js kip scribbling and when they get tired,they submit almost blank sheet and when result comes out;they have "A";how did they do it?ask ifa
The unserious type,u might believe they don't know anything,don't come to class,they don't read,party a lot,drink and womanise,but when exam times comes,u see them writing confidently and when result comes out...well,they might not always neccessarily get A;but @ least B; I belong to this class

The head banger- dey go dey bang d head to remember what dey read

the silent gurus:dis ones no go talk feem wif any body..em dey class dier sef for exam hall,even thou u shout dier name frm nw to tomoro dem no go mind u.becoz dey'll wnt to pass any other pple for hall infact if e possible collect best for dt course nd i belong to diz group

My own group na mother theresa .....Answer my own questions first....then help the less privileged. But one guy don teach me work....person wey i teach get B, i con get D. Na that year i turn deaf and dumb for exam hall....even if u use loud speaker call me, na so i go dey look u like alake.

Giraffes in exam hall- they look so funny when they stretch their necks and copy word to word! the holy ones! once exams starts, they become ur archenemies! No matter how u plea wit them, they remain adamant . The ITK-i too know! They rush through their exams like a typewriter to the amasement of others and bounce out of the exam hall when others r sweating over their exam! LoL, those were d gud old student days!

I refer to them as the "help me please" group,dey can beg eehnn.The members of diz group get one pitiful tone.A guy begged for my help in an exam sotay me sef believe say God won't forgive me if i fail to help him.

Stephxoblessed:

yes i do.y

Wooow,this is amazing , my first time meeting a female that does it. You have a strong mind ,do your thing . Hope you are being paid well?

samflexxy:
The messers
No need to explain this one

12) The wicked once


I fall for this category
If you ask me question I go ansa you I go give you wrong ansa

Shikena

GOD forgive u, u dunno what u doing, chaaa; spitting in Swahili................

I hate those dt falls under no1.

nickz:
sometimes,not letting people know how smart you are can save you a lot of stress.......its normal you are gonna have many friends!! especially females they turn you to a 21st century SLAVE,you do assignments for more than 15 people cause they have to be different things.I'm not really gifted in the act of saying 'NO' to people....so. i take it up,project time;you're doing for more than 10 people......lemme not talk quiz and test + during exams you might have your answer sheet signed simply cause everyone knows you will know it;so i'm left to cover up extra ordinarily for a crime i didn't want to commit
its worst with girls;the guys stay with you for inspiration,the girls have you for 1 reason...
i gave up when someone gave me a textbook to read and help with a project/assignment
i have never taken this course before
not even sure if its from my goddammm faculty

sorry if you don't comprehend...i got emotional

nickz:
sometimes,not letting people know how smart you are can save you a lot of stress.......its normal you are gonna have many friends!! especially females they turn you to a 21st century SLAVE,you do assignments for more than 15 people cause they have to be different things.I'm not really gifted in the act of saying 'NO' to people....so. i take it up,project time;you're doing for more than 10 people......lemme not talk quiz and test + during exams you might have your answer sheet signed simply cause everyone knows you will know it;so i'm left to cover up extra ordinarily for a crime i didn't want to commit
its worst with girls;the guys stay with you for inspiration,the girls have you for 1 reason...
i gave up when someone gave me a textbook to read and help with a project/assignment
i have never taken this course before
not even sure if its from my goddammm faculty

sorry if you don't comprehend...i got emotional

I think we are sharing the same plight. The aspect i dont like is with girls ,they only remember you during assignment,test ,term paper,project and exams then they start using their subtle voice i dont know where they got it from but in the case of guys they will be with you in any condition you find yourself both rainy and harmattan season . Although girls that would remember you aftermath are there but few .

I can remember the recent case that made me wonder till date ,they was this direct entry guy before he got admission,this girl never leave my side at a point she became closer to me than my shirt.

When this guy came ,he started showing stunt academically ,he forgot that those in the system knew what is involved ,so this girl started running after him because before lecturer will give an assignment or ask question he had aanswered when result came out that semester no body told him to find his square root. The girl in question saw the difference as she got lots of carry over to chew ,she realised that the guy used her for his selfish interest .

during this period ,she dont even say hi to me ,i wod be the one to meet her and greet just to clear the doubt in me that i didnt wrong her ,presently she is coming back by using her friend as a front mediator.

chiboy429:




I think we are sharing the same plight. The aspect i dont like is with girls ,they only remember you during assignment,test ,term paper,project and exams then they start using their subtle voice i dont know where they got it from but in the case of guys they will be with you in any condition you find yourself both rainy and harmattan season . Although girls that would remember you aftermath are there but few .

I can remember the recent case that made me wonder till date ,they was this direct entry guy before he got admission,this girl never leave my side at a point she became closer to me than my shirt.

When this guy came ,he started showing stunt academically ,he forgot that those in the system knew what is involved ,so this girl started running after him because before lecturer will give an assignment or ask question he had aanswered when result came out that semester no body told him to find his square root. The girl in question saw the difference as she got lots of carry over to chew ,she realised that the guy used her for his selfish interest .

during this period ,she dont even say hi to me ,i wod be the one to meet her and greet just to clear the doubt in me that i didnt wrong her ,presently she is coming back by using her friend as a front mediator.

lmao
that voice part shocks me
most deserve an oscar......i learnt not being too nice to people,my cousin thought me that,it works like magic;you should try it
and try acting like a normal person....stop wearing your specs like me
dress like terry g
speak pidgin more than english
trust me you'll be cool

chiboy429:


Wooow,this is amazing , my first time meeting a female that does it. You have a strong mind ,do your thing . Hope you are being paid well?

lol,thanks

nickz:
lmao
that voice part shocks me
most deserve an oscar......i learnt not being too nice to people,my cousin thought me that,it works like magic;you should try it
and try acting like a normal person....stop wearing your specs like me
dress like terry g
speak pidgin more than english
trust me you'll be cool

Hahahaa ,dressing like terry g ? This is too humorous and speaking pidgin ,i do speak often but when you are in midst of queens english gathering ,speaking pidgin wont be cool .

Unfortunately you can change who you are especially the emotional one ,no matter how i try to be hard ,i cant withstand seeing such suffering on them without compelling me to help ,.

I realise that its not even their pleading or call for help that moves me but the situation ,like having to submit a hard long assignment in two days time and the person has not done anything or in test after 30mins i see my fellows paper empty kai ,i will be uncomfortable . Sometimes ,i do switch off my phone but later on feels quit and on my phone back

Stephxoblessed:

lol,thanks

Surething

chiboy429:


Hahahaa ,dressing like terry g ? This is too humorous and speaking pidgin ,i do speak often but when you are in midst of queens english gathering ,speaking pidgin wont be cool .

Unfortunately you can change who you are especially the emotional one ,no matter how i try to be hard ,i cant withstand seeing such suffering on them without compelling me to help ,.

I realise that its not even their pleading or call for help that moves me but the situation ,like having to submit a hard long assignment in two days time and the person has not done anything or in test after 30mins i see my fellows paper empty kai ,i will be uncomfortable . Sometimes ,i do switch off my phone but later on feels quit and on my phone back

you need to "bad up" a bit:
get abit social with not too nice people,
and try to get something in return for your nice deeds....not money or s3x
life is fun.....being a bookworm isn't that bad afterall