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Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by lakusi(m): 7:01pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Hehe ... Lemme tell U sme ... Brb ![]() |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by lakusi(m): 7:01pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Hehe ... I was called different names Yanshimon (my yansh big den ehn *phew) Tiger (cos even wt d yansh I dey dust anybody for athletics) Harry potter (cos I use glasses or 4 eyes) Woman leg (say my leg fyn lyk woman own *i no sabi*) Papilu (Lool) Den my fwendz had names lyk agama,brown, woman wrapper,bore hole (*she dey collect any size), twisted bt cannot cut ( she thin die ehn) , skeletus,Q.D, fountain (d guy collect b.j for library cme spray everywhere ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Edwardhead(m): 7:01pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
HEADY because of my big head |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by dguizman(m): 7:02pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
nnekamezor:no ooo,just because of my innocent look.but dat look has changed nw o |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Abee79(m): 7:04pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
I heard sooo many crazy nicknames during my Secondary School days. But the craziest of them all was a Form 1 boy who came (in 1992) with a 24-lettered nickname! He immediately became the object of amusement of all Senior boys - they would just call him to say his nickname so they could laugh every time, and he dare not refuse. Here it goes: MUSIROMANATOMICOLOGICALY ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by iwriterng(m): 7:06pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Brutus! I was very corny and smart. |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Nobody: 7:07pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
dguizman:okay |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Nelrulez(m): 7:07pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Valentine, I was given this just because I gave a classmate a valentine gift and was embarrassed publicly by the girl. Funniest part was that she didn't return my gift. 20naira 4show. I was nicknamed this just because I had a #20 bet with a friend that I could walk down to the girls dormitory naked which I did. I was nicknamed reptile by the girls, it was just of recent I got to know the reason. I went for a mate's wedding and ran into a secondary school mate who called me reptile. I was forced to ask why I was given that name and she responded. Don't you know you have a long neck? I nearly dropped dead. #Secondaryschoolshit 1 Like |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by bigdave1: 7:08pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
onicology |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by okpukpu(m): 7:08pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Udeme perenthesis Gabando kagiriho |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Nobody: 7:12pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Saburi.. Because he was so stupid.. |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Funjosh(m): 7:13pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
mine was Ejike Oko Asewo ![]() |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by tochex4real: 7:16pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Many nick names I came across then. Let me start mentioning... .. Chalon palon., man in case( I like this name). Spotu. Pochunatus , lip on d baptist, papa ibi, lagbus, shakolay, tilapia, yobolins, nkoto, pgm, nwababy, wallem, pharaoh, tochex, lights out, smoker |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Nobody: 7:17pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Terry Togo Texas Bob dindin madisco caras mojas jack lord |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by motherlode: 7:19pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by lertee(f): 7:21pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
killercute16Nope,Jos. |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by ghadaffi2000(m): 7:22pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Omo Jagz from Omo jaguda ( thief) Oka cos head like cobra Apa Surbo Ariggo Cyracus Luna from Lunatic |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Abisoye4Christ: 7:23pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
clitlicker: |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by vonn(f): 7:24pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Stonecold Isi beans Ji mmanu Atunle Dunga Atumma Blackzy Speedometer Tiger Pour water Ozzigizaga Icebuster Jacuzzi Duwe Usu bekee Awilo Ikuku Anwuru Zingo Etc |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Evathyst(f): 7:25pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Permit me to join ds fast moving train.... Mine happened during my univ days, a yahoo guy hammered and took us out to celebrate. Everyone was placing order for beers and all sort of alcohol. As a sharp gal now, I no wan fall hand. So, I also ordered for Amarula. After sipping just two glasses, na so 'highness' start. Wat followed wasn't funny at all, I was drunk to d point of urinating ryt in dt spot. Mehn! See falling hand ![]() By now, u should av known wat my nickname would be ![]() However, some other nicknames of my friends(both guys&babes) never ceases to amuse me till date... Big Larry.... due to her size. Kawasaki, Kakaki... D guy voice loud pass microphone. Aque, Ben 10, Tallest, Mallam bature.... Dt guy na mugu to d core. We dey chop him money play. Sheyinfunmi.... Dt gal teeth na die. Professor.... U think he's brilliant ba? Story? D guy mumu don pass Phd level. Oboskala.... Ds guy can f*ck anything so long as dt thing wear skirt. Idi-araba.... My friend y*nsh na die. Dt kind y*nsh wey dey cause go-slow. ![]() Ds are d few I could remember for now. Mehn! School life is really d best! *Edited* How can I forget BRT? Chisos! Dt guy waka dey be as if him dey run. Den, we nicknamed him 'BRT' Origbim.... Jeez! Ds guy head big no be small. 5 Likes |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Dreyl(m): 7:26pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
I was called finest. |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Nobody: 7:27pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Akpola ![]() |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Nobody: 7:29pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Lol. In our class we had Tk Dan kullin(dk) Ck Dk EmGee(me) Paco baban arna Dj (dan jaka) Buzuzu Jagwa Jakar Almajirar Doluwar Donze Dem kuna say Mamman B Etc etc |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Enokelz: 7:32pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Mine was enzymes cos I loved d topic in biology ![]() |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by gymnasium(m): 7:32pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Obinoscopy: O boy me na sigidi dem dash me for school ooo ah try to fight the name but the more I try the popular it bacame stuck on me even uptil date ma classmate stil cals me sigidi ![]() |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by teewai3(m): 7:38pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
lol!!! dat proffesor reminds me of my class mate, dat guy read die nd na him stil dull pass |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by delors(m): 7:38pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Secondary school then, even our house masters got nicknamed. Mr. Garber, our house master (because of his heavy beards resembling the heroic Indian movie boss - Garber) Other nicknames: Surutu Akuko Osmond Nigga Ege (as in cassava) Ijamba (Calamity) Ori ejo (Snakehead) Puri (as in aggressive jaws) Igbin (d dude always had his school bag on his back like a shell) Ogufe (goat meat) Maitaba (lord of taba - powdered weed) Long nose Buller Diskribidi (dummy guy couldn't pronounce 'described) Omiata (Pepper water) Keyinsoro (horror teeth) Stand well well Spanner T Sparker Dinni Sparrow Labe Ninja (Under ninja) Escape Spherematicastrominicacology Extra Tire Turtle ninja Mickey mouse Mr Bushy (hairy being) Mc Gorilla Fada bunky Hottest Lagos Boy Jegi mame Alligator Bullet Ojubike (dude had an eye problem, blinking twice in a mili-second) Ibo Ninja Sebaje (eba master) Sewaje (beans master) Ojibra (bra thief) Ajirebi (food monger) Lol...so much fun back then in Loyola College! So much fun 1 Like |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by killercute16(m): 7:39pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
lertee:OWK |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Nobody: 7:40pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Obinoscopy:We also used to have Agama in Ebiye then , the guy is making money in UK now!! Lolz |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Nobody: 7:43pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Akpa-insi,Koro,Stonky,Bernoulli,Alvin-cruz,Achiki,Sonaldo,Angel Vin,Timo-Ramsey,Casting,Wahala,BennyCruz,Henroko,Naruto,Cartoon Network...etc |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Enokelz: 7:45pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Veronica a.k.a veekelZ |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by ChubbyT(f): 7:52pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
motherlode:criously |
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