Pastor Adeboye's voice* "Baba God says there is somebody that will be overtaken by his anger after reading this...."

The RCCG is the fastest growing franchise in Nigeria. Besides potential conflict zones, RCCG merchandise is just about everywhere in Nigeria including the bedroom of the oga in Aso Rock. This is to show that "Dia ris God oo". The God of Daddy Adeboye is really a "Baba God". A Baba of private jets, bank CEO clients on EFCC lists, oil magnets patronage, polithiefcians and most especially the man in Aso Rock.

Pastor Adeboye is one "pulpitarian" that seduces my grin. Adeboye has proven that once you tell a story that begins, ends and centres around "Baba God", it can be believed by Nigerian Christians no matter how senseless and untrue it is. The RCCG Christian clan in Nigeria is one Christian sect that can believe any story with the tag of "Baba (God)."

What is more marvelous than the fact that adults in the 21st century can believe a story that a man travelled from Benin to Lagos on an empty fuel tank? None of them saw it but someone claimed that some sky-Baba told him to travel that far without looking at his fuel gauge. Boom! Everyone believes.

Pastor Adeboye has reached the level where he can tell adults that he went for jogging in heaven before coming to mount the pulpit and the religious folks will believe. I am jealous. What can I smoke to reach the level where I can tell people stories and they'll believe it to be true whether or not it is a lie?

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But I do not understand why Baba God has not told Daddy Adeboye to do a crusade in the North in places like Jigawa, Yobe, Bauchi, Borno? Haba! Borno? That is too harsh now! Even Baba does not have such imaginations to send our Daddy to Maiduguri. Baba God (*in Adeboye's voice*) is not interested in winning Boko Haram souls; he'll rather concentrate in repeating same old message to people who have already heard it in Lagos and the South. Baba does not need the souls of terrorists and almajaris, so he'll rather concern himself in giving his servant private jets, schools, offerings, tithes, etc. They are more important than the souls of Almajiris and Boko Haramists.

Isn't it awesome that Baba could make a car drive without fuel from Benin to Lagos (which nobody saw except Baba's servant), but cannot use that same power to arrest Boko Haramists? Is it that somebody's Baba cannot do that or somebody has refused to harken to that voice of Baba or perhaps somebody is afraid to come in contact with any incident that will send him to his Baba God? Hmmm, somebody is afraid to go and meet Baba. Well, it's non of my business before his social bodyguards will "kee" me.

RCCG members are to Nigeria what Ebola is to Liberia; they are an epidemic. One thing about them; they do not fail to announce their presence. Their stickers always do the talking. "Redeem family" on their door posts, on the car, in the office and if it were possible to tattoo it on their forehead, they'll do just that. Even the ones that are flying with their legs will tattoo it on their briefcases with faith that one day they'll paste it on their cars.

These folks can believe anything. A typical Redeem member can believe that he can enter Dubai and automatically and then Baba will give him the ability to speak Arabic instantaneously so that a big firm will pay him in millions of dollars to translate Arabic to English for them overnight. It's not their fault. When you believe that someone drove from Benin to Lagos on an empty fuel tank without seeing it, then you can believe anything.

The RCCG church service; well, I'll give them a C. Unlike that of Christ Embassy which full of unending drama scenes, the RCCG service can put you to snoring.

A mathematician will always be a mathematician, even in the way he talks. Is it just me that notices that Adeboye speaks like he is trying to solve arithmetic without a calculator? It is good packaging though. For it is easier to seduce people on the pulpit when you appear and sound humble. Talking that way will never anger you to slap a poor woman for saying she is "a witch for Christ". At least he is not temperamental like his Ota counterpart. Another good thing about talking that way is that it makes it so easy to go unnoticed that you are a lazy praying man.

Adeboye simply calls-out prayer topics and suffers the poor congregation to pray lengthy and chew their hearts out and after that he ends it with a short line "my Baba says it is done" and they shout Amen! After all, they won't call it laziness; it is an excuse for faith. If it was me that was praying that way they'll say I do not have a spiritual life, since there is no Daddy or Papa attached to my name; I am jealous. On the other hand, why would you have to extend your prayers when you already have private jets and a Commander-in-Client? What do you want to pray for? Leave the prayer for the poor men to tear apart.

I want to make an appeal that the dear Daddy should refrain from praying and prophesying about national issues. The first time I heard him speak about national issue was when President Jonathan wanted to contest in 2011. He said Baba God will send good leaders to Nigeria and we ended up with President Goodluck Jonathan. If president GEJ is what Baba intended to send to us, all I can say is "Baba, you can do better than this."

Few months before the subsidy removal he prayed that Baba will work on the country. Before we knew it, the President removed subsidy.

Again, he prayed and cursed Boko Haram, few weeks later Boko Haram attacked Yobe schools and now Baba's curse on Boko Haram has led to the Chibok tragedy and many more. When news broke that American soldiers will be joining the Chibok pursuit, he said that Baba will cause the girls to be released soon. Baba must have a special kind of soon.

Whether or not Adeboye's Baba functions, nobody asks questions because nobody questions Baba's spokesman. I don't know whether Adeboye is Baba or Baba is Adeboye. Because if Baba cannot be questioned and Adeboye too cannot be questioned, it means Baba and Adeboye are the same. Well, let me keep quiet "Babatards" will nail me for talking about Baba. Babacracy, you too sweet!

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honourhim:
Your life is in shambles yet you are criticizing others. You need salvation.

frosbel:


Yes my life is in 'shambles'.

This is how bad my life is ;

-Great Job and career
-Good Health
-Wonderful Family
-Money in the Bank.


I thank God for his mercies ooooooo

And all this was achieved without paying tithes, offerings or kissing the feet of your MOG, lol.

frosbel:
^^

Thank you, if my life is in shambles because I have rejected your foolishness and worship of a pagan god, then super duper , no qualms pal.

Your Baba says that you will be overtaken by a surprise in 2015, haha.

Enjoy your holiday.

MrPresident1:
There is no religion in the Bible. A Christian is different from an Adherent of Christianity.

Weah96:


Do you know what "politically correct" speech is? A Muslim is different from an adherent of Islam.

Ranchhoddas:
If Frosbel can have this kind of transformation,then what hope do we of little faith have?

MrPresident1:


Ignorance is the reason you think I am being politically correct. A Muslim is an adherent of Islam, there is no political correctness to that.

Show me the word 'Christianity' in the Bible?

Ranchhoddas:
If Frosbel can have this kind of transformation,then what hope do we of little faith have?

Ranchhoddas:
If Frosbel can have this kind of transformation,then what hope do we of little faith have?

[quote author=deleib post=29166263]My questions to Frosbel:

1. Do u pray to God?

2. U said u believe in existence of God but u dn't believe in the bible anymore. What inspires ur believe in God?

3. What inspires your believe in Jesus Christ.

4. Are u still a Christian?

deleib:
:Dare u also joining Frosbel in this?

honourhim:


Your life is in shambles because you ve embraced foolishness in its entirety which has turned you into a highly confused man.

frosbel:
^^

To Hell with your useless religion. A religion of the head and not the heart.

mctowel01:

haba, why take it too far?

mctowel01:
just that no one knows my old moniker. I was once a strong atheist and now a deist.
Frosbel was a strong "christian" and now turning into deist. I guess everyone is beginning to see sense in why deepsight was always what he was; a deist embracing the true sense of morality from the teachings of Jesus. Same with me. I dont think I will ever leave this position.

honourhim:


Anything that exposes your foolishness is religion. Religion is good then. Frosbel, the only "wise" foolish man in nairaland. NONSENSE.

frosbel:



With people like you parading as children of God , the devil can go on holiday while you do his work of turning more believers into atheists .