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Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Precious91(m): 9:25am On Dec 25, 2014 |
Hmm.God is watching in 4D |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by lampardizik(m): 9:25am On Dec 25, 2014 |
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Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Truckpusher(m): 9:27am On Dec 25, 2014 |
pasqal09:Some children sha. Using the deficiency of your parents in getting anything from them isn't hilarious Using the same very tool they are laboring to give to you against them questions the very conscience of such a person. It is unfair and unjust to use your parents illiteracy to obtain something from them. That's human nature for you. ![]() 5 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by SkinnyDude(m): 9:28am On Dec 25, 2014 |
sorry. i have never lied to my parents. i'm a good son. #DrinkingMyBobo |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Aydesmond(m): 9:28am On Dec 25, 2014 |
lie yapa. Wich one u wan make i talk, shey d one wey i no go sch, abi i no wash plate, abi i no wash cloth. *twas den sha*no more lies nau |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by STENON(f): 9:29am On Dec 25, 2014 |
I hate Lies. |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by SkinnyDude(m): 9:30am On Dec 25, 2014 |
Prodeegee:Nairaland |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by duni04(m): 9:31am On Dec 25, 2014 |
Janeify: ![]() 3 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Zaikon(m): 9:32am On Dec 25, 2014 |
pasqal09:Mr OP Wia is your own lie or you wanna claim a saint ![]() |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Nobody: 9:33am On Dec 25, 2014 |
Told mine am still a virgin whereas my mum has seen me with different gals. Funi enough, my mum believe me buh my dad just laff n shook his head, grinning his teeths lolz 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by aljazira: 9:34am On Dec 25, 2014 |
I was down with malaria fever,after seeing the nurse,she gave me chloroquine injection.On getting home i lied to my mum that,the nurse said if she doesnt buy malt drink and milk for me,my blood level is low and may die in the coming weeks.My mum bought four malt drink and four milk for me.After two days,my mum saw the nurse and my yansh open..............though she didnt beat me. 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Opiosko: 9:36am On Dec 25, 2014 |
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Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Zaikon(m): 9:36am On Dec 25, 2014 |
Jerrick:. And you are successful in proving yourself wrong |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Nobody: 9:40am On Dec 25, 2014 |
![]() mtn sha. common fp I no fit make 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Prodeegee(m): 9:40am On Dec 25, 2014 |
SkinnyDude: U see? |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by IWillSucceed: 9:42am On Dec 25, 2014 |
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Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Sarhamsyn(m): 9:43am On Dec 25, 2014 |
sch fee of 20k i told my parents 50k my is nt a lie everyone does that ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by sammoe(m): 9:43am On Dec 25, 2014 |
Na lie lie people full here o ![]() I don't tell lies, even tho I think I've got the skills. Reason: it ain't worth it. You spend all your creative energies, time and even money to service lie. Na loan?! The day I told the truth and made the person believe I was lying ... smh ![]() #callingallLienuses #unaliedeysmell #ilienomore #myturkeysendshisgreetings #okbye 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Karleb(m): 9:44am On Dec 25, 2014 |
aljazira: ![]() ![]() ![]() Maltina ati miliki, ogun eje buruku! 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Nobody: 9:44am On Dec 25, 2014 |
No i don't and never will. |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Galadimabawa: 9:44am On Dec 25, 2014 |
Lie that I sow a wench. |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by SkinnyDude(m): 9:46am On Dec 25, 2014 |
Prodeegee:i see am. Nairaland don censor Abo.ki and janja.weed too. |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by anonimi: 9:47am On Dec 25, 2014 |
Truckpusher: WICKED human nature perhaps and hopefully will be repaid by their own kids as per karma! |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by nekaa(f): 9:49am On Dec 25, 2014 |
My momma thought I couldn't handle a ceramic plate at Js2 so she gave me stainless plate which I hated, so I told her we sleep with our plates during siesta n if the plate falls n wakes everybody up I would have to sing them to sleep... she gave me the ceramic plate last last sha. 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by magabounce(m): 9:50am On Dec 25, 2014 |
Rapsainot:Ogbeni!!!! which date ![]() 3 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Nobody: 9:54am On Dec 25, 2014 |
When i was growing up whenever i see friends collecting money from their parents through dubious means. Imagine some one saying "dad i wanna register my courses" nd when askd how much, he'll say 3k per course. i always wish my parents were illiterates. Lolz, but most a times they spend †̥H̲̣̣̣̥ǝ̥̥ money on irrelevant things. But its fun. 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Truckpusher(m): 9:54am On Dec 25, 2014 |
anonimi: ![]() Honestly,anything that would mock your parents and their humble nature shouldn't be taken as a prank or whatsoever. How can your illiterate parents enroll you in a school having that basic knowledge what their status as 'illiterates' has caused them in their time and generation yet you conveniently use that same education to extort and steal from them - My conscience would prick me forever if I were in his shoes. 7 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Nobody: 9:54am On Dec 25, 2014 |
here in france where i schooled, we don't tell lies.... |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Sermwell(m): 9:56am On Dec 25, 2014 |
Nairaland |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by ayomidearo(m): 10:03am On Dec 25, 2014 |
Jeezyy:my friend you just lied 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Ilovenigeria(f): 10:09am On Dec 25, 2014 |
This Christmas, I told them I am going for Ashoebi, I hv already shown them the traditional attire my tailor made for me whereas I am going to spend two days with my sweetheart. 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by kingpheenix(m): 10:11am On Dec 25, 2014 |
Still remember when we were little our mom always warned us not to go out and play once its 3pm but as per boys, I would go out and play till its 6:00 one day while coming back home I had it in my mind to say the truth but once I saw d cane, omo I told her I went 2 church to pray but while praying I fell asleep. ![]() 1 Like 3 Shares |
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