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Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Deiok(m): 10:15am On Dec 25, 2014 |
All the lieon and lieoness in the house i greet you all. 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Maximillian1: 10:20am On Dec 25, 2014 |
Though my own parents are learned,I told them a fat lie...on the day of my valedictory service while in secondary school,I collected 16k from dad for suit materials,16k from mom claiming that dad did not want to answer me and also 16k frm my uncle with d claim that my parents won't respond..at the end,everyone supplied me and I bought a suit worth 6k sha with shoes but mum later found out oo bt she just told me to use d balance and get mysef a new fone but I spent the money |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Prodeegee(m): 10:26am On Dec 25, 2014 |
SkinnyDude: Therz always a way around it. Ab0ki ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Deefuray(f): 10:35am On Dec 25, 2014 |
Janeify:Chaiiii... I never knew I had a dirty mind 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Vstuffs(m): 10:36am On Dec 25, 2014 |
* aboki * Nairaland * supporter of APC Testing |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by CoCoLav(f): 10:38am On Dec 25, 2014 |
My cousin who was an engineering student told his dad he needed money to buy engine block for a project. His dad had to call mine to borrow money and that's where he got exposed. Another cousin who was an anatomy student said he needed money for cadavar. They called my dad to borrow money again and that's where sh it hit the roof. My sister lied that she was going for a tutorial meanwhile she was going to the beach. While at the beach she took pictures which she posted on Facebook. My dad's employee saw the pictures and took it to show him and was praising him for having such a beautiful daughter, my dad just smiled. My sister later came home not knowing she had been exposed. It was a really bad day for her. 4 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Nobody: 10:44am On Dec 25, 2014 |
CoCoLav: ![]() |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Unibentested(m): 10:47am On Dec 25, 2014 |
A friend in Secondary school, SS1 to be specific told his businessman father that we were asked to purchase cadaver (dead body) for biology practicals..Like every Ibo trader father, he wanted his son to study Medicine so the lie enter well..My friend got 120k for the dead body.... |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by halmeyd(m): 10:48am On Dec 25, 2014 |
Prodeegee:hahahaha criminal |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by adeyemi91(m): 10:50am On Dec 25, 2014 |
Jerrick:Biggest liar |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Nobody: 10:50am On Dec 25, 2014 |
I'm male and I missed school. When my dad came back (earlier than usual) from work and asked me why, out of anxiety and inability of the brain to think probably I said: DADDY, I'M PREGNANT.. He laughed till his belly ached but after that, I still chop bulala. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by badex11: 10:52am On Dec 25, 2014 |
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Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by donpizzle123: 10:53am On Dec 25, 2014 |
Told my parent we pay second semester skul fee durin my university dayz.i knw God has forgiven me koz i nw wrk nd tke kare of dem. 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by UnknownT: 10:59am On Dec 25, 2014 |
pasqal09:Mr. Nzerem's biology lab or Obayi's chemistry lab? |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by deuce7(m): 11:03am On Dec 25, 2014 |
CoCoLav:So hilarious. How about your own? You haven't lied to your peeps? |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Jalal(m): 11:03am On Dec 25, 2014 |
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Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by LadyH(f): 11:05am On Dec 25, 2014 |
ammyluv2002:lol. n i never liked that combo.. |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by lordtim001(m): 11:07am On Dec 25, 2014 |
I wanted to carry my ball to school because we wanted to play football.I told my parents that we needed it as a prop in Drama class and they asked:Who is the director of the class?I said:Mr Yomi...That was my Biology teacher!!! |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by lordtim001(m): 11:12am On Dec 25, 2014 |
I took meat from the pot.My mum caught me and i said that my friend said i should go and bring for him.Who is that,she asked?It is Wole...Guess what?The guy had no incisors! 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Nobody: 11:17am On Dec 25, 2014 |
That i will vote Buhari next year ![]() |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by chrisfocus(m): 11:19am On Dec 25, 2014 |
During the times when MTN Xtracool was still much in vougue and freaked a lot of us. My dad was strictly against his children talking through the night. One night I was on a call with this babe that was already falling. He walked in and caught me blue-green handed. Immediately I told him I was talking to MTN customer care agent that they deducted my credit unlawfully and was about getting it back. He bought it and left... ![]() |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by imisi2014: 11:25am On Dec 25, 2014 |
zeemahn:sorry
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Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by CoCoLav(f): 11:28am On Dec 25, 2014 |
deuce7: Naaa! I always feel guilty besides my voice shakes when I lie. |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Nobody: 11:30am On Dec 25, 2014 |
lie plenty na...... where person wan start from ni?? ![]() school fees lie, accommodation lie, project lie, babe lie, alcohol lie, too plenty Jor... |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by SELENAqueensy(f): 11:31am On Dec 25, 2014 |
Will never forget mine..... Me: am coming, wana go out for fresh air Mum: OK, but tell your fresh air to bring u back before 9pm 8 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Aydesmond(m): 11:42am On Dec 25, 2014 |
Deefuray:same here |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by deuce7(m): 11:51am On Dec 25, 2014 |
CoCoLav:So not everyone lies? Hmmm but I thought your a lawyer? |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by chidexxy007(m): 11:56am On Dec 25, 2014 |
CoCoLav:u b learner... lol |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Toeyean1507(f): 11:59am On Dec 25, 2014 |
Back then in secondary school,I had dis nawtie friend who always run home @ d slightest opportunity and wen his mum asked him why he was home,he'll simply tell her he was sent home for voluntary service fee by d sch. His mum being an illiterate will always give him and we'll end up using d money on fresh palm wine..................I missed d good ol' days. |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by chidexxy007(m): 12:00pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
sometimes when i lie finish come dy tink about am later i go just dy laugh buh dat was den shaa... nw boys don grow 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Nobody: 12:08pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
pasqal09: Udodirim once said "pop and podeine are one and same. |
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