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Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Janeify(f): 12:10pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
duni04:your laughter shows you're guilty ![]() |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Ignyte(m): 12:18pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
I collected N7,000 for computer society from Js1 to Ss3, i was not even their member o.. In Ss2 3rd term, I finally joined... I was elected president, and i collected N9,000 that i collected from my parents. The time they suspected... I typed letter for myself and went home as proof for the money collection |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Ambrogio(m): 12:19pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
Nairaland Lol... The censorship on Nairaland is serious |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Janeify(f): 12:20pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
nekaa:Chai ![]() ![]() |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by promoassist: 12:21pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by whizqueen(f): 12:23pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
I no fit forget that mad lie oo ![]() On that fateful day i told everyone i was going out for my ican tutorial as usual oh. Meanwhile i was traveling as far as ibadan from lagos. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The day was fun but i had to leave early cos of the key. So i hurried back to the park n grabbed a bus back to lagos. I got home n no one was evn around sef ![]() ![]() P.man: but i called u to ask for the key and u answered the fone but it was nt reachable aftawards so how come u dropped it at home?? Me: #(kia i feel like slapping mysef nw, wich kin mistake be that? ) i answered "wen my fone rings twice and i don't answer it d call go enter voicemail automatically. Daddy the call was on voicemail am sure u didnt hear my voice" Another lie o... he chop the lie like rice and chicken ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 10 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by litetias(m): 12:29pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
My mom once came into my room while I was in my bathroom toking a joint. On stepping out of my bathroom I was accosted by my mom who asked me what all the smoke was about. I told her I had been praying and burning incense. Suffice it to say that she didn't buy the lie. ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by generaldre(m): 12:40pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
whizqueen:this is epic |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Hawlahscho(m): 12:47pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
Abduletudaye: lols.. all liars are going to hell, you can't make our heave WINKS 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by CoCoLav(f): 12:48pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by duni04(m): 1:01pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
Judging by all the replies here, I was a very good boy in primary and secondary school. See all the criminal things u guys did! ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by EstarKeys(f): 1:03pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
[quote author=pasqal09 post=28591609]A colleague of mine back in high school went home and told his parents who were illiterates that he broke the amoeba in the biology lab and the photosynthesis inside escaped and the school is asking him to pay for it. ![]() ![]() A classmate of mine also told his parents who were also illiterates that he was asked to hire a small portion of land and labourers for his SSCE Agricultural Science practicals costing over 70,000. Unfortunately for him, his parents came to school to complain to the Principal which landed him in serious trouble. He was actually expelled for it. So share yours.........[/quotelmoa! |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by duni04(m): 1:07pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
whizqueen:Jisos! ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Nobody: 1:09pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
whizqueen:because of d ick |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Abduletudaye(m): 1:11pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
Hawlahscho: I aint going down alone ![]() ![]() |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by christabeli: 1:17pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
Ilovenigeria:Really? And if something happens to your enemy on the way, who will grieve most? Sweetheart or the parents. Maybe I am old school, but this idea of love, I don't understand. Just my thoughts dear no hard feelings. 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by piagetskinner(m): 1:22pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
Dint work out...cos I was always caught |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by duni04(m): 1:32pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
CoCoLav:Was it u that ratted ur cousins out? 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by rsleeky(f): 1:40pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
Janeify:lol its not new |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by femmysin(m): 1:48pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
I remember telling my parents that they asked us to purchase 4 different books: HISTORY = #30,000 OF = # 20,000 WEST. = #17,000 AFRICA. = # 25,000. 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by daey118(m): 1:50pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
Janeify:The thunder dar wee fire you ehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!! ![]() *sighs* There is God.. |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by daey118(m): 2:01pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
CoCoLav:Reasons why my social network shiiii's always on #Super_Extra_Ultra_Lock Mode.. Even my pastor dey tackle say ha no dey active for fb ....ha be like see ds Man shaaaa...#YudontKnowUtunu |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by alliyse(m): 2:18pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
My own lies are legendary. Lol. Don't let me start what U guys can't withhold. Owk. lemme try and remember, Meanwhile, Feed ur selves as I ruminate ma lies with the below posts. Check Out Manchester United (@ManUtd) Top Three Goalscorers Of 2014/15 So Far http://www.itsallisay.com/2014/12/check-out-manchester-united-manutd-top.html See also, The customized Dorobucci Xmas Banger http://www.itsallisay.com/2014/12/have-you-gotten-yours-dorobucci-banger.html?m=1 Check the Worlds most expensive auctioned cars in 2014. http://www.itsallisay.com/2014/12/see-worlds-most-expensive-auctioned.html?m=1 |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by chibarbie(f): 2:18pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
Jerrick:story for the gods. |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Horllamideh(m): 3:08pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
ajibolabd:lemme guess......gay 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Spidermon: 3:10pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
CoCoLav:So na your parle dey open everybody yyansh.... 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by vicot(m): 3:33pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
aboki |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Kendumazy(m): 3:35pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
Jalal: Liar... Nairalanders, he wasnt robbed.. he's the one who robbed people.. Liar.. Jalal: [quote author=Jalal post=28609692]Get your reliable Adata flash drives @ affordable price of 16gb for 2k! Call 08032376494 now![/quote Hey man.. The laptop you sold for me is rubbish.. i thought i could trust you but all you did was to lie.. said its in a perfect working condition but so many faults in the laptop. you said the video card is 2GB whereas its an intel something card which is 64mb. the keyboard isnt working,the speakers arent working as well.. the laptop freezes atime.. Man, i need to return the laptop and give me my money back.. you are part of the people tarnishing the image of other online marketers. very dishonest human being.. i will make sure i spoil your marketing career on this nairaland.. you just watch out.. hope you still remember that you told me that ''i can get the keyboard repair and engineers wont charge less than 5k and its still a good deal'' that shows you intentionally sold the bad laptop for me after when you told me that the laptop is in good perfect working condition.. i need my refund.. thats what i know.. want to send your nonsense laptop back and you refund my money.. thats all i know.. The way you were even pressuring me on the laptop.. i smelt foul play but i was like.. you were trying to sell your product so there's a need for you to always contact your potential buyer to know if they are still buying or not.. not knowing that its because of your fraudulent act.. Thief.. I NEED MY MONEY BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by CoCoLav(f): 3:37pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
duni04: Naaaa! My father isn't an illiterate now 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by FLAWLES(f): 3:47pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
CHIXOX see LIEs...The Devil IS a Leaner 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by balonso(m): 4:14pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
Having followed this thread..My own question now is "what will you do later wen u realise ur children tell you same lie(in a more refined nd big way)" ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by debrihachi(f): 4:25pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
Jerrick:ha! u just lied ...smalie |
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