LewisO:
Hello! hw u doing?

CertifiedFreak:
Talk about stereotype. Some ladies don't get too comfortable with guys who act over familiar

malonephills:
The type of d babe you talking abt aint girls wiv decency and no nice guy will want to move out wiv dose kind of babes

kaboninc:


Hey Flexy. How are you?

hadura29:


girls don't even type complete words anymore when they chat... I dey wonder, is it too much nollywood or them no sabi spell again ni.............God abeg oooooo..

1stola:

RUBBISH!
SEE ARROGANCE IN GIRL'S REPLY,
THE NONSENSE ALLOWED COZ SHE'S A GIRL RIGHT?
IF ANY BÍTCH REPLY ME LIKE THAT, I WILL JUST TELL HER TO GO TO HELL!!!

Mzflexydeeva:
am great & u?

Darkrebel:


most ladies especially Nigerian women/ girls are so old fashioned, stiff and don't know how to converse. .
They make it seem like its an interrogation process and the guy is the questionnaire or an F.B.I agent and their duty is to answer questions.
most also have this stuppid immature ideology of playing hard to get(even on internet? and convos?-- that's plain moronic

for example:
guy: hey
girl: hi
guy: how are you doing today?
girl:- Fine
guy: so did anything interesting happen?
girl: nothing..just normal

what do you want the guy to do?

most girls do this..aren't you suppose to be polite and ask how the dude is doing or how his day is going also.
Girls need to learn the Etiquettes in Chatting
..as for me I just delete the girl immediately if I find her boring.

Mzflexydeeva:
90% is not all....there's a 10% window

misshoree:
Nice,I hope every guy in the world can get to read this.


Some guys just chat like they r stalking yu

kaboninc:


Still not correct. 10% is still very small.

Mzflexydeeva:
for me there's more maturity when u just tackle her instead of calling names. At that point
Guy: how was your day?
Girl: nothing just normal.
Guy: would it kill you to ask how I am doing too? I can see you are not interested in the conversation bye.


If she's interested @ dis point an apology will come in and d chat progresses. If not U lock up.

kaboninc:


Lol. Good morning!

The day is just breaking oh.

pinkiepetite:
i swear! u so onpoint @op! excatly the way it is!

Mzflexydeeva:
am a girl so wen I say 90% I think i'm even too generous

Blackeard:
and some girls just reply like they're on the run.

kaboninc:


Lol! Ok then, if that suits you.

My night was peaceful. Thanks to the cold weather. How was yours?

blakky97:

it doesn't argue for smartness on their part. not every body chatting with them is trying to get into their pants. infact, many a times, I realise that the k k k yes no hi bye y you type of ladies actually dont know how to make correct grammatical expressions and they are only sheltering behind the solid walls of abbreviations and short hand. who cares anyway?

patkoton:
I love dis. Its nice.

iamord:
I respect your opinion @ bolded, but I feel its better to make your intentions known, and there will be no hard feelings, lol on the number aspect, you know at times guys will not want to cast their guys and stuff, sometimes they even steal it from a friends phone, so they might not even remember where they got it from, any guy that asks when can we meet after a small period like that is definitely in need of some sharp sex, well those are guys with small boi orientation, a real guy will hold up a convo longer and make the lady feel comfy with him even b4 meeting, but you should not categorize all guys together cos of your few experiences. But ladies need to do more to hold their own line of the convo too.

swazyswag:
make I just leave dis chat wit gals mata cos if I start I won't finish

Mzflexydeeva:
I thank God for yet the gift of another day. U r up early

Thinkr:
There was a time when I was working in a bank. I had this particular girl on my list. She was the "k aii hmm" type. She updated "going off bbm for now sub almost over" so I decided to test her. I asked for her number transfered credit for bis to her and she was happy. Since that day she was always striking interesting chats all just cos of 1k recharge. In my mind I was like "Olori bururku lelei sha" as expected, the moral dies with time. Hoes everywhere

cytochromeC:


Is the bolded a joke or something How can you call the above the best form of conversation. With the rude and immature replies from the lady? Only men with low self esteem will continue that conversation after the 'k, so what do you want'.

kaboninc:


Yes I am. You caused it.... You woke me.

desharon:
@op.. very much on point. some guys can be really annoying on chatts that one tends to wonder the specie he is made of. one annoying chatt dat I received yesternight on FB that almost ruin my sleep....
guy: hi... desharon, tnx for accepting me.
me: U ar heartly welcome
guy: Ur profile says dat U graduated frm my sch, wot yr?
me: *no reply..
guy: it also says U ar in lagos, where in lagos?
me: *no reply..
guy: are U working, if U are working what do U do for a living, I mean what kind of work or job do U do?
me: who are are U?
guy: my name is Ola... a very hardworking guy, Godfearing, honest, goodlooking, single and searching. are U single?
me: U ask too much questions, what exactly did U study in school?
I have to turn off the chatt but he wouldn't stop calling n asking me to come online. eventually, I decided to help his lonely self by going online n the next question was.. what is Ur genotype and Ur blood group?
Imagine!

Dizney:
lol......hmmmm.....i once made the mistake of asking a girl what her best food was and the answer was GARRI

Thinkr:
as in for real. Na only my sister dey do that "k" thing sometimes wey no dey pain me. Any goddamn random girl na delete straight. That's why I have successfully deleted over 90% of girls on bbm.

Treasure2014:
:olike honestly u are on point

oshaosha2014:
Nonsense post right here. No wonder some guys will be going around trying to learn how to pls or chat up a woman. Chatting online is dynamic and I can tell you that it doesn't have to begin in a particular way for it to be interesting. An interest chat could even begin with the most stupid words you can imagine.
Now chatting with a woman, that is a whole lot of work because most of this galz are boring, they can't hold an intelligent conversation. When you see them busy on their bb or whatever chatting, you should know its all about gossip with their familiar friends. So, trying to strick up a chat with them when they don't know u will be a hell of a task for her to flow with you. However, like I said before, many of them are boring, even when you are known. Don't bring any stupid rule here like guys have to work at it to chat up a gal. if you are boring you are boring.... you have no remedy. Don't put the blame on innocent guys pls.

2kris:
so on point at least i am reading it from a ladys research nt all those 419 attension seeking guys thanks sweerry@mzfleexydeeva

Mzflexydeeva:
woke u? How is dat?