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5ive Different Kind Of Lips You Will Probably See In This Harmattan Period. by Nobody: 10:42am On Jan 12, 2015 |
As a scientist I'm born to a world of observation and as an observer i got interest in paying cursory attention to details. So this time i made my research on different types of lips one may come across on the street. DISCLAIMER: If the points below does not exist in your street it may be because you are from another planet different from where i made my research. 1. DRY LIPS: This kind of lips are seen early in the morning; lets say 7:00AM and it does occur among student that attend public school. They seem not to give a damn about their lips as they are just rushing around to fetch water for showering so they don't bother if their whole head is dry in as much they can escape the 3 lashes of cane coming from that hungry teacher with a distended stomach and a suspended long-longer tie. 2. WET LIPS: Not far fetched, this kind of lips are seen in guys as a result of they, using their tongues in a bend-wike-rolling-slash manner to wet their almost all time dehydrated lips like a dog salivating when he sees a fresh bony meat. 3. PARCHED LIPS: like those bunch of house built with clay segregating apart their lips are parching. The dry wind of the hammartan is no friend of they. Old women falls to this category. 4. POLISHED LIPS: Hahahaha.. they are already hiding their face. Yea, i call it polished lips bacause its polished by them ladies. pink, blue, red, green even purple are used to hide the pitiable condition of their ponmo lips. 5. RED LIPS: At first you will think you are approaching a red sea if not for the shape of their head coupled with the two ears that differentiate it from a red sea. The dry wind is strong enough that it bleach their lips from black to RED like a reducing agent. You can add yours to it. |
Re: 5ive Different Kind Of Lips You Will Probably See In This Harmattan Period. by Dbestmax(m): 10:52am On Jan 12, 2015 |
Observation mode activated |
Re: 5ive Different Kind Of Lips You Will Probably See In This Harmattan Period. by borntosave: 10:53am On Jan 12, 2015 |
Re: 5ive Different Kind Of Lips You Will Probably See In This Harmattan Period. by CzarRex: 10:55am On Jan 12, 2015 |
Time to start observing pple's lips |
Re: 5ive Different Kind Of Lips You Will Probably See In This Harmattan Period. by eleko1: 11:26am On Jan 12, 2015 |
U are so on point.Balm/robb season of harvest is here |
Re: 5ive Different Kind Of Lips You Will Probably See In This Harmattan Period. by Nobody: 11:31am On Jan 12, 2015 |
Red lips? Haven't seen those before. |
Re: 5ive Different Kind Of Lips You Will Probably See In This Harmattan Period. by Nobody: 12:16pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
MzPreshie:Really? |
Re: 5ive Different Kind Of Lips You Will Probably See In This Harmattan Period. by Nobody: 2:10pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
starlingleanets:Yes. Really. |
Re: 5ive Different Kind Of Lips You Will Probably See In This Harmattan Period. by dechandel(f): 2:15pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
Vaseline personalised lips nko? |
Re: 5ive Different Kind Of Lips You Will Probably See In This Harmattan Period. by Nobody: 3:11pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
MzPreshie:Maybe you will have to come over here where i made my research |
Re: 5ive Different Kind Of Lips You Will Probably See In This Harmattan Period. by Nobody: 3:33pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
starlingleanets:Nah.. I've seen enough of the parched, dry and painted lips to make up for the red ones. |
Re: 5ive Different Kind Of Lips You Will Probably See In This Harmattan Period. by daveP(m): 7:43pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
Parched like a limestone quarry. But its wet sha(hesitates and gives narrow eyes to op) |
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