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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 5:22pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Evangelio:lol thank you *bows* what can I say?...I speak IBUPROFANities 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Evangelio(m): 5:29pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Blackeard: word censore man, i actually wrote Do.pe, but u still nailed it with Ibuprofane 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 5:36pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
I got fired from my job as a software engineer. I just couldn't get with the program. 10 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 5:58pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Child: "Why do you correct me with the cane always?" Teacher: "I have a good HEART so I BEAT." 31 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 6:04pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
"A good pun is its own Re-word. To understand them better u have to keep an "oh pun" mind." 33 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 6:10pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Let's just enjoy the time that's hours. 32 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 6:15pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Yesterday I went to a toy store to get a teddy bear as a gift for my niece. I have large feet so I had to watch my step...there was pooh everywhere. 27 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 6:15pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
To create more storage space on my computer is not tedious, I don't just have the DRIVE to do it. 34 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 6:20pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Finding out what was wrapped in the aluminium foil was no mean feat. It was a piece of cake. 33 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 6:33pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Geography Slovakia was part of a country until they were CZECHed out 14 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Evangelio(m): 6:46pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
I had to log on to MySpace before commenting on Eke40seven's thread so i booked a space. 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 7:03pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
We punned about to the topic until the words Complained. 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 7:06pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Punning is just like Porning. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 7:28pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
D'banj was chased from kanye wests music record label. After two years, he still didn't know how to make G.O.O.D Music 37 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 7:31pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
A lion wouldn't cheat on his wife but a Tiger wood... 133 Likes 17 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 7:40pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
So mancity lost to shitty arsenal today. Oh well! Good for me... Sorry to the mancity coach...PELEgrinni 30 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 8:21pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Why were most of the ancient philosophers GREEK? Its because they know BETA. 23 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 8:34pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
A drunkard does two things, He either says what's TRUE or FALLS. 37 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nmeri17: 8:37pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
when I say "cats arr dangerous", I'm not KITTEN "the owner of nairaland walked unto the porch, looked into the sky and saw the stars SEUNing" Oboy, where you COME GO ![]() 5 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 9:04pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Pencils should be made with erasers at both ends but what would be the point? 46 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 9:11pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Blackeard: Nice one, that reminds me of a pun about pencils too...not the exact phrase. "Writing with a broken pencil is pointless" here is mine: "I drew the location of the place with my pencil so you have my lead." *referring to the lead of my pencil literarily and the fact the drawing gives the lead to the place* 22 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Missmossy(f): 9:39pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
I love puns ![]() Your money is save in a safe It is better to be late than to be the late ![]() 6 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 10:34pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Why are there frequent motorcycle crashes and falls? They are two-tyred. I borrowed the 'two-tyred' thingy. 10 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 10:35pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Eke40seven:good one. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 10:39pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Lmao ok some naruto puns When konan was with the akatsuki, she was in charge of all the paper work... What's the fastest way to a girls heart? Chidori 11 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 10:46pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Missmossy:hmmm nice one miss mossy. Let's go out...I'm a fungi. 12 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 10:58pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Car puns If you work with HYUNDAI, you will have to work on your ACCENT. **referring to the South Korean car maker Hyundai and one of their product ACCENT and the way Koreans speak. 8 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Missmossy(f): 11:17pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Blackeard:int Lollz thanks Come into my cave of life, I promise not to put you in a cave ![]() |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by vickyozohu(f): 11:23pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Nice thread,I don't know how to create puns so den I guess I would just have fun watching the pun masters do their tin 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 7:15am On Jan 19, 2015 |
A NICE man needs no PAYNE (pain) 12 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 7:22am On Jan 19, 2015 |
Babe: wow, tommorow is val, hon pls take me shopping, dnt u feel love in the air? Guy: well, you know am asthmatic! 6 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 7:24am On Jan 19, 2015 |
Well, i bought myself a Grandfather clock for old times sake. 7 Likes |
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