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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 9:09am On Jan 19, 2015 |
We all hate mosquitoes. They suck! 29 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 10:16am On Jan 19, 2015 |
The introduction of BOREHOLES in the village is GROUNDBREAKING. 17 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 11:00am On Jan 19, 2015 |
Let's pun about NEPA All mine: 1. The electrocution of a NEPA official on the pole will be regarded as a SHOCKING news. 2. BOY 1: We have not had power supply for 7 months, do you think I can safely work on our wiring for a minutes. BOY 2: if they bring back power now, that would be really SHOCKING! 3. I was working on the wire not knowing NEPA will ever bring back power today, I was terribly SHOCKED. 4. How Faraday invented electricity is really SHOCKING! ***Where are the gurus of this section? Is this all that Nairaland have got? P.S. 5. The revitalization of the energy sector brought him back to power. 11 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 1:23pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
The people didn't like how their new president was being corrupted by power, so they decided to revolt. 14 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 1:38pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
Rihanna is from a Caribbean country and so BARE-HER-MASS. *in Reference to Rihanna's country the Bahamas and the freedom for at least partial nudity. 5 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by missterious(f): 2:54pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
Blackeard: This took a while to understand. Chai. ![]() 4 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 3:20pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
What is common between, Samba carnivals, beach, surfing and beach Volleyball? BRA-zeal! 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 3:24pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
It's obvious and peculiar that -ism is ism. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 3:29pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
I Slurpishly devoured the Anal like like it jilted me. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 3:30pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
His plan is to make it to the head of the clothing company from the factories and has been DYEING to get there. 6 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 3:33pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
I tossed, fed and cleaned my SLUT |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 3:41pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
The transition of the Jews and Judaism generally is a Bar-Meat-VAL (Bar mitzvah) 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 3:43pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
The kind of person I am, I will SHOW ER today 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by hitleraldof(m): 3:47pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
JOETYNO:pun is nt about ryhmes its abt double meanings to a sentence.e.g arsenal foitball club is on poor form they are the gooners 5 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 3:48pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
Mathematicians tend to look for their eX, yet they don't know whY. 17 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 3:49pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
When the Moon rises, I'm C'umming in her Axis 5 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 3:52pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
I get SUCKED all day |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by hitleraldof(m): 3:55pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
the actrrss ripped her gown on stage so the director drew the curtains 5 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 3:56pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
Destroy these beaches till their A'ss Holes bleed |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 3:57pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
Earthworms are creepy little LAME creatures, I can't just STAND them. 10 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 4:06pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
I've been wondering why a car speeds! Then it hit me 28 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 4:07pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
Its pretty Handy to converse with a deaf person. 19 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 4:10pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
I've been kinda itchy lately and I think a QUICKIE solution will do 4 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 5:35pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
The workers in the textile factory are to be paid today and quit or remain patience and keep their job. Its now a DUE or DYE affair. Cloth making in the past involved great care to avoid accidents and death, so we never DYE with our EYES CLOSED. 8 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 6:47pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
Costa and Fabregas went to the Club Costa: Damn Cesc look at that! You gonna try to hit that? Fabregas: Nah Diego I think I'll Pass. U go ahead and score. 9 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 7:32pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
To all those who fell sick from drinking water they got from the stream...sorry. Get WELL soon. (._. ) 40 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Missmossy(f): 7:43pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
"Not on thy sole , but on the soul harsh Jew.." ![]() ![]() 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 8:48pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
Blackeard:Nice one: let me quickly improvise. When you are on troubled waters but did not SEA. Just know it is WELL. 8 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 8:58pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
Bought a burna boy CD on the express way. Got home and discovered it was fake. This is not L.I.F.E. 10 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 9:00pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
All the VAMPIRE DIARIES CD's I have are fake. I'm looking for THE ORIGINALS 23 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 9:13pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
Eke40seven:the tyrant who oppressed his people with water anytime they tried to go against him was soon exiled. His Rain was finally over 9 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 9:23pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
Blackeard:Fashionable boots are good for WET seasons because it keeps our feet DRY whenever its REIGNING. 3 Likes |
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