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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by pureIvory(f): 2:52pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
I think bread is sweeter when JAMmed with JAM 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 3:17pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Hmm pureivory your puns are pretty good. Seems you're equal to the tusk. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 3:23pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Today a new perfume fragrance was released by a top nollywood actor. Scent Obi. 14 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 4:20pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
pureIvory:WORD! 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 4:36pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
vickyozohu: You're not alone on that.. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 4:52pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Mike swore he saw a-star(esther) 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by pcaliphate(m): 4:54pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
I don't know the collective plural of two guys bearing Ben, is it Bens?! (Benz) |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 4:55pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Lol puns aren't that hard. Just be original. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Penssuwa(m): 4:57pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Its goodluck when you have a patient wife. She said that since I'm at home because of my faulty system that she is gonna come to render her aid as a pro. I told her that my stystem need no virus and that she should not disturb my PC (peace). 5 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by pcaliphate(m): 4:57pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Ewedu wey dey Draw! no be Pencil 4 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by pcaliphate(m): 4:59pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
I no dey take bribe! but I dey feel fine 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by pcaliphate(m): 5:00pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
You carry Ten Ants! You dey form Landlord 8 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Beamborla(f): 5:05pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Sometimes it gets really hard to decide where to go; should I go LEFT where nothing is RIGHT or RIGHT where nothing is LEFT 15 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 5:09pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
With some much pain in my head,I really wish to understand this world(word) |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by pureIvory(f): 5:12pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Blackeard: Yes, boss Blackeard I'll ve you know that I'm STOCKED here(stock and stuck) |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 5:13pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
They say talk is cheap, but my iphone cost me 160k 6 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 5:15pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
I don't know who threw the first punch leading to a fight in the Transporter 3. But something dey tell me say na Jason Start am.... 25 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Beamborla(f): 5:15pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
I was just wondering how lighting work, then it struck me 4 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 5:17pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
pureIvory:hmm I can see that. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 5:22pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Man who wants to see pretty nurse must be patient #chineseproverb 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 5:50pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
There's an old proverb against male circumcision; Spear the rod, spoil the child. 5 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by pureIvory(f): 5:52pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
He hates me. How I know? He gave me a bottle of pepSEA after I almost drowned in the SEA 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 8:35pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
A bowl of garri and hot water walk into eba... |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Princesschi(f): 9:00pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Hey, are you from tennessee, because you are the only "thing i see" 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 9:34pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Ok let's take it up a notch. Can someone make a pun with "Turn down for what"? |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 9:51pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
I've been a jogger for two years running. 6 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 9:53pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Someone stole my microsoft office document. I will find you...you have my WORD! 17 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 10:39pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
**OK guys..let me pun with the past 3 US presidos and their military policies** The soldiers loved the CLEAN-THINGS of the white house until it grew a BUSH that sent them out but they have returned as they now have the BARACKS. 9 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 10:44pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
son: "Dad, can I have the WATCH you promised? DAD: "Son, am busy, I DON'T JUST HAVE YOUR TIME now" 8 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 10:48pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
I'm loving this thread already but I don't wanna cheat on my bae 14 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 10:51pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
I'm currently in the CITY of CONFUSION,funny enough I don't know how I DROVE down here 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 11:24pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
The bankers always want customers, they won't just LEAVE THEM A LOAN. 8 Likes |
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