My dear Ghanaians; Its church, not 'Chech'.
Pastor, not 'pastar'. Doctor, not 'Dactar'.
My fellow Nigerians; Its bath, not 'baff'. Our
currency is called Naira, not 'narrah'.

My dear Edo people; Its argument, not 'ajument'.
My dear Yorubas; Its Air, not 'hair'. Eight, not'hate'. Its
Van Persie, not 'Fan Persin'.

My dear Ibadan peeps; Its not 'sun tissu', its
Sean Tizzle! Its not 'siro' but zero!
My dear Hausa people Its fifty, not 'pipty'. Its people, not
'fiffle'. Its five, not 'pipe'. Glo, not 'gilo'! Seriously it is
'Tuface weds Annie Macauley', stop saying 'Toothpaste
weds Animal calling'.

My Egun people; Its actually 'MTN' and not
'NTM'!
My dear Calabar peeps; Kindly note its love and not
'rurf'.
My Benue people; Its not 'Lick Loss', its 'RickRoss'.
My Igbo people; There is nothing like
'thaaasand', it is thousand. It is bed-sheet and not 'bay
sheet'. And its thirty, not 'thartie'!

Our Lord's prayer is actually 'Our Father, who at in
Heaven. Hallowed be your name...', and not 'Our Father,
look at eleven, adaobi thy name...'."


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Jokay07:
I'm bored

Yungwizzzy:


Do you have Vaseline? lemme send you pix?

CEtoO:
Op u 4got to add d Ijaws
John-Zohn
Fish-fis
Church-surs
Joke-zoke
Evangelism-evanzelism etc