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Tell Me What Is Wrong PLEASE by Pr0ton: 5:32pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
I'm a graduate of Petroleum Engineering - thanks to the tedious hardwork of my parents. Three BIG oil companies have requested to see my certificate, and they all promised to apply me as soon as I respond. This afternoon my little sis came to me in tears. She was pointing to her friends who were flying planes (not the real plane; the paper one, you get the stuff) I understood at once that she had no plane to fly and needed one. I searched my room for any paper. None was available, except from this thing they call certificate. I brought the certificate out, constructed into a plane and gave it to her. She left with the speed of light. When my parents came my sis narrated how I made her day by using my certificate as a plane for her to play with. She said the plane flew in the air, on water and finally crashed in the fire. After giving me a weird look, my parents collapsed and were unconscious, even till now. Neighbours bursted into tears on hearing the story, even till now. I'm confused. What's wrong?? 1 Like |
Re: Tell Me What Is Wrong PLEASE by dkronicle(m): 5:36pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Frm ur village |
Re: Tell Me What Is Wrong PLEASE by Pr0ton: 5:38pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
dkronicle: You mean |
Re: Tell Me What Is Wrong PLEASE by sammieblaize: 5:39pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Lmfao the witches from your village are dancing alingo on your head mehn 1 Like |
Re: Tell Me What Is Wrong PLEASE by Dahjhi: 5:42pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Pr0ton:and when I saw the moniker. Its Pr0ton... How ur Sunday bro ? |
Re: Tell Me What Is Wrong PLEASE by Pr0ton: 5:43pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
sammieblaize: Ion get you guys' parables The issue is serious. My pastor doesn't seem to understand too. The guy has just been staring at me. |
Re: Tell Me What Is Wrong PLEASE by Pr0ton: 5:44pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Dahjhi: Going fine. How about yours? |
Re: Tell Me What Is Wrong PLEASE by Dahjhi: 5:48pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Pr0ton:smooth also.. Enjoy ya evening |
Re: Tell Me What Is Wrong PLEASE by SuperSuave(m): 5:49pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Your moniker says proton, well it should be Mor.on |
Re: Tell Me What Is Wrong PLEASE by Pr0ton: 5:55pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Dahjhi: Yh. You too. 1 Like |
Re: Tell Me What Is Wrong PLEASE by Pr0ton: 5:57pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
SuperSuave: You guys haven't helped a inch... |
Re: Tell Me What Is Wrong PLEASE by alberto2k(m): 6:09pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Pr0ton your own is finished The person way do u don die fa |
Re: Tell Me What Is Wrong PLEASE by Nobody: 6:15pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
SuperSuave:Endorsed! |
Re: Tell Me What Is Wrong PLEASE by Pr0ton: 6:19pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
alberto2k: You guys Hit the nail on the head.. I don't get |
Re: Tell Me What Is Wrong PLEASE by Pr0ton: 6:20pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
FrancisTony: Them go soon ban you now. |
Re: Tell Me What Is Wrong PLEASE by sammieblaize: 6:28pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Pr0ton:guy just forget eh.. enjoy the house |
Re: Tell Me What Is Wrong PLEASE by Pr0ton: 6:41pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
sammieblaize: |
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