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What Are The Top Ten Things You've Never Done? by Olutola88(m): 6:10pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
For me: I have NEVER 1. Tasted Alcohol ; I'm a complete Teetotaller 2. Smoked: Be it Cigarette, Indian Hemp or skonk 3. Self-serviced: If not for nairaland, I wouldn't have known how popular this habit his amongst guys. Even Ladies hardly believe when I tell them I've never done that shii 4. Stolen Money: I attended a boarding school ( Federal Government College Odogbolu precisely). So, I can't say I've never stolen another person's property. Tho we didn't see it as stealing cos it was a way of life. Whenever someone takes ur property, you have to take another person's. Else you will suffer. Nevertheless, taking someone else's Money or Provisions was really frowned at. 5. Raped: On several occasions: I've slept overnight in the same room with the female gender without anything happening. If chic no gree, wetin man go do na? After all, no be 2day we dey F*** 6. Double-Dated or Cheated in a Relationship I hardly have a Girlfriend simply because I won't date her if I don't have something genuine for her. Unlike other guys, I don't date because of SEX but I have SEX when I date. I don't believe in that wrong theory that you must date a girl before she allows you get down on her feet. Step up your game and you'll realize you don't need to break anyone's heart I have dated only 3 gals all my life. BUT have I had it with only 3 girls? NO NO NO! 7. Beaten a Lady: Maybe I've been lucky not to have had a reason to. 8. Lied to Impress a Lady: I think my very high self-esteem is responsible for this. I love and respect myself a lot. I appreciate my being and my achievements. It's very difficult to intimidate me. What I have is what I have, I don't front. I have had many Exquisite & Classy Ladies with my personality. Why turn myself to an Incorrigible or an award winning Liar cos of P***y? 9. Been Attracted to the same sex: I can kill cos of that shii and plead Self-defence in the court of Law 10. Been Employed Lmao! I know peeps will be like... I just decided to be creative and look for something that is not perceived as a bad habit to complete my list. Apart from working at my Place of Primary Assignment during NYSC, I've never worked for someone. Tho, I got some offers which I turned down for reasons best known to me. Caveat: I'm no saint! But I've come to realize most of those things I've never done are habits one can do without. I hate addiction, I don't like when I can't be in control. It's so pathetic to see myself been controlled by a substance TELL US THE TOP 10 THINGS YOU'VE NEVER DONE. DON'T SPOIL THE FUN 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Are The Top Ten Things You've Never Done? by kilokeys(m): 6:11pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
erhmm 1. Never dated 2. Never stayed a week without wooing a girl 3. Never had sex 4. Never stopped thinking abt sex 5. Never smoked igbo 6. Never rejected porridge cooked with igbo 7. Never drank jack daniels 8. Never turned down cream whiskey 9. Never punched a girl 10. Never been punched by a girl cue is.. never say never. 5 Likes |
Re: What Are The Top Ten Things You've Never Done? by elantraceey(f): 6:13pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
What exactly is the use of this information? 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Are The Top Ten Things You've Never Done? by Nobody: 6:19pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
elantraceey hi....been awhile.... |
Re: What Are The Top Ten Things You've Never Done? by Olutola88(m): 6:19pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
elantraceey:The use is boldly written up there. |
Re: What Are The Top Ten Things You've Never Done? by saxwizard(m): 6:42pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Re: What Are The Top Ten Things You've Never Done? by justmag(m): 6:48pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
1. Never tried cocaine 2. Never killed anyone. 3. Never cheated on a girl. Mentally or physically. 4. Never been to a shooting range. 5. Never eaten dogs or snakes like some of you cannibals. (I can tell from your comments. ) 6. Never been to the moon. 7. Never been with a prostitute. 8. Never been used by a gold digger or money hungry girl like majority of the guys on nairaland. 9. Never been on a boat. 10. Never gone sky diving. 1 Like |
Re: What Are The Top Ten Things You've Never Done? by redcliff: 7:12pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Olutola88: Nonsense.. insread of you to come out and tell us that you are looking for a girlfriend... smh. |
Re: What Are The Top Ten Things You've Never Done? by Nobody: 7:18pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Is this fun to you?:| |
Re: What Are The Top Ten Things You've Never Done? by Olutola88(m): 7:27pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
redcliff:lmao! Girlfriend for what na? |
Re: What Are The Top Ten Things You've Never Done? by Olutola88(m): 7:32pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
justmag:lmao! Really like your list especially Number 8. Sharp dude 1 Like |
Re: What Are The Top Ten Things You've Never Done? by Nobody: 7:53pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Never: 1. Had sex. 2. Smoked. 3. Watched porn. 4. Drank garri 5. Stolen. 6. Drank alcohol. 7. Involved in "Magarizm" 8. Fallen in love. 9. Wore "spaghetti" 10. Written this ridiculous list. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Are The Top Ten Things You've Never Done? by Olutola88(m): 8:04pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
MzNelly:lmao! You indirectly listed your hobbies 5 Likes |
Re: What Are The Top Ten Things You've Never Done? by beau49: 8:12pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
1. Never gotten drunk. 2.Never smoked cigarette,skunk etc 3.Never gone to a club. 4.Never double dated nor cheated. 5.Never slept over at a guy's place who isn't family. ....*side eyes* 6.Never asked a guy out. My liver never big reach 7.Never beaten a guy 8.Never fought because of a guy. Tufiakwa I pray it never happens. 9.Never eaten sushi. 10.Never traveled out of the country. E go happen,na sure banker.lol 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What Are The Top Ten Things You've Never Done? by justmag(m): 8:16pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
MzNelly: am I the only one who doesn't belueve this? 1 Like |
Re: What Are The Top Ten Things You've Never Done? by Nobody: 8:37pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
justmag: Yes. Olutola88: I'm serious 1 Like |
Re: What Are The Top Ten Things You've Never Done? by Olutola88(m): 8:44pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
beau49:Hmmm. That number 5 For number 7, you for try am na. Dem go show u say Jesus no get tribal marks. 1 Like |
Re: What Are The Top Ten Things You've Never Done? by beau49: 8:50pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Olutola88: What is wrong with my number 5? Hahahaha.....no be small. 1 Like |
Re: What Are The Top Ten Things You've Never Done? by Olutola88(m): 8:56pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
beau49:Not so easy. Especially for Ladies that had boyfriend that stayed off campus during undergraduate days 1 Like |
Re: What Are The Top Ten Things You've Never Done? by Nobody: 9:02pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Never used the internet Never used a phone Never seen a girls pant. I'll remember the rest later. |
Re: What Are The Top Ten Things You've Never Done? by beau49: 9:17pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Olutola88: Mine were long distance. We only saw whenever I came back home from school. |
Re: What Are The Top Ten Things You've Never Done? by jnrbayano(m): 9:24pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Op, Have you eaten cake before? |
Re: What Are The Top Ten Things You've Never Done? by Olutola88(m): 9:28pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
beau49:Chai! You missed 1 Like |
Re: What Are The Top Ten Things You've Never Done? by stambouli: 9:30pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
1.never smoked. 2.never fvcked an albino 3.never tasted dog, snake or pig meat 4.never beaten a girl 5.never travelled outta Nigeria 6.never die 1 Like |
Re: What Are The Top Ten Things You've Never Done? by Olutola88(m): 9:33pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
jnrbayano:lol! There are diff types of cake; be specific 1 Like |
Re: What Are The Top Ten Things You've Never Done? by beau49: 9:33pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Olutola88: I can imagine 1 Like |
Re: What Are The Top Ten Things You've Never Done? by Olutola88(m): 9:35pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
stambouli:lmao @ number 2. What about a white? A girl with bowed legs? 1 Like |
Re: What Are The Top Ten Things You've Never Done? by Nobody: 9:41pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
1 Never got drunk 2 Never misbehave when i got drunk 3 Never smoked weed 4 Never smoked more than 10wraps of weed per day 5 Never fvcked before 6 Never fvcked without condom 7 Never seen a nake.d girl 8 Never stopped peeping at a nake.d girl while she's bathing 9 Never liked or loved any babe 10 Never lied before 3 Likes |
Re: What Are The Top Ten Things You've Never Done? by jnrbayano(m): 9:41pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Re: What Are The Top Ten Things You've Never Done? by Nobody: 9:43pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
* Never gone a day without having sex with my pastor's daughter Racheal. *Never gone to club except clubUno *Never smoked cigarette except Rothmas. *Never tasted any beer except STAR *Never la-liga any girl's punaani *Never been given blow-job!... 1 Like |
Re: What Are The Top Ten Things You've Never Done? by sinizia: 10:36pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
I've never registered on Nairaland before. |
Re: What Are The Top Ten Things You've Never Done? by jworos(m): 11:18pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Never lied |
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