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Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by tosyne2much(m): 4:54pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
When it comes to lying about physical appearance just to impress the opposite sex or portray attractive image, let's give it to the ladies. 47 Likes 8 Shares |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 4:54pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
It has happened to me as well. I met a lady on facebook looking attractive and thinking she has big B**bs not knowing it's foam pad. The d day came for us to meet. I wore one of my fav outfit, looking cute as if I wana attend Shell interview. I was sitting in a well known eatery expecting her call. Eventually she called that She can spot where I am sitting. I was so confused because I couldn't spot d lady I saw on facebook only 2 see one IYA ALATA looking lady working 2wods my direction. I was like jezzz...! I hope it's not d same lady. She approached me and ask y I am behaving funny. To cut d story short, I gave an excuse that my Aunt is about to give birth and we will get 2 see another day as I don't want 2 disappoint her 2 hook up dat day. That was d last time I called her. 111 Likes 14 Shares |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 4:55pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
Yes. I needed a Model to do a photo shoot for a Jewellery dealer so I put up an ad somewhere and the girl sent me a couple of pictures. One really struck me as being the real deal and I was certain my intending model was an Oluchi in the making. I called her up and negotiated. Meanwhile I was bearing all the cost burden of the photoshoot. The day came and she was a little bit late. My camera guy was ready and my client already gave us access to all her Jewelleries. Na so the girl show on top of Okada looking all scruffy like she spent the night in the strip club. ![]() I was so disgusted and I couldn't hide it. Besides that, she was a lil shorter than I expected. To cut the long story short, we went ahead with the photoshoot with a lil drama interlude and I ended up not using her photos. Everything was a waste. ![]() To top it all up, my client still gave her a necklace. ![]() 28 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Tallesty1(m): 4:56pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
I am here to read funny stories 66 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by jamex93(m): 4:57pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
Sure I met a gal on 2go, we got chating, things happened, we exchanged numbers, luckily for me we attend the same institution, I was like "na meat b dis o" After the break na me first go back skul Called her to inform ha am back to skul, n she told me she would b resuming the next weekend, bros no fit wait, just dey pray for the weekend Fortunately weekend come That faithful sunday evening she called me that she is back on campus o boy I can't fit wait to meet ha, na so I run enter skul cause I stay off K I sat in one of the skul gossip centers and called her to come meet me, Bros she come yes But waitin I see till today I never fit explain am for any body o ![]() ![]() ![]() I just lockup like all is well, but e no well.....I really can't 4get that day. 66 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by naijaboiy: 4:57pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
Lol I have little or no experience in this case. So i'll just read comments. ![]() 8 Likes |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Vivly(f): 4:57pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
That awkward moment when you stare at a beautiful dp and the closer you look, the uglier it gets. 72 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by henrylowe(m): 4:57pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
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Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by AndreRose(f): 4:57pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
Lol. Hope we are allowed to read comments. 15 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 4:59pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
[b] whenever i see topics like this, i alwayz swear for Natalie ![]() It all happened last year, i collected this beautiful lady's BBM pin from one of my padi, we started started chattin then we so much had interest in eachother up to the stage that a day without chattin with her, i will feel incomplete, Natalie started ASKING ME OUT without seeing eachother ![]() That faithful day, i decided to visit Natalie at home around CMS, i branched Eko5 all because of her, bought her some snacks and proceeded with my journey. Finally, i got to Natalie's hood, gave her a call to come and pick me up, 12mins later a lady came to me, she recognized me coz my DPs are alwayz orijinal ![]() ![]() cc: tosyne2much [/b] 162 Likes 13 Shares |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 4:59pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
No...It's best to wait for them to upload a couple of pictures before making a move. If you see a beautiful sideview pic and make a move, God help you if the other side of the face is crooked, like really croooooked! 11 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by tosyne2much(m): 5:00pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
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Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Harmvirus(f): 5:00pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
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Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by SleekyP(m): 5:00pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
Could try someday ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 5:02pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
I met mytime24 in person and was horribly deceived. You ask why? It's cause she's way hotter in person. Okay seriously, I was surprised because her yansh is humongous for such a tiny vessel. First question I asked her was, "How you fit all that in dem jeans ![]() 12 Likes |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Slimzjoe(m): 5:02pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
Op me and you get dsame Story The worst thing was the gal changed her Picture regularly and so, that convinced me......Only for me to meet her and start weeping for my self cos she's almost dsame age as my younger sis Turns out the pictures she's been updating was her cousin's ![]() 13 Likes |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 5:04pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
...and then she farted ![]() 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 5:05pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
GhostProtocol: LOL. Her yansh no get control. 1 Like |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 5:05pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
Of course, the moment you understand that a lady/guy will never put up their imperfect pics on their profiles, the situation explains itself. These profile pics certainly don't impress me! 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Slimzjoe(m): 5:06pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
GhostProtocol: Na her siggy Lah |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 5:08pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
wristwatch: When she says and I quote: "Farts out of thread" Best believe she ain't playing brah, it ain't no game as far as she's concerned ![]() 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 5:09pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
Slimzjoe: Yes nah! |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Enegod(m): 5:12pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
Full body shots are a must now. In my early days, I was burned too many times and the worst was when a woman got out of her car and I swear that the car rose up an inch or two. She was quite hefty... ![]() 17 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by OohMpa: 5:14pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
E get one girl for here wey people talk say she fine.... Open thlead, you see her name One guy mention crush, you see her name One guy even call am baby mama Ooh Mpa say this girl must be veli veli fine. Ooh Mpa bought anti hypertension dlugs just in case her beauty for dp give me hypertension. Ooh Mpa also bought a full cup of Vaseline just for preasure ![]() Ooh Mpa now open the plofile, The thing dey load small. Argh, this pinshure must be very fine, ooh Mpa said.... ![]() After pinshure load, ooh Mpa look am for 30 secs, look site, look link to make sure na the right moniker. E load am again, again up to 8x, rotate am, even uproad for hin plasma, The thing still dey as e dey... Ooh Mpa no talk, waka go meet person wey sell am Vaseline, give am upper cut ![]() NL bwoiz, una know who fine? She be mod, ooh Mpa no wan ban ![]() 171 Likes 33 Shares |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by donasere(m): 5:14pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
Passing tru.... |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by njuwo(m): 5:15pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
Not even deceived sef, i was scammed. I came across this lady, an angel, you know we have two kinds of angels, light angel and darkness angel. My mind told me she is a light angel cause her profile picture was that of a light angel. So i added her and we got talking. Foolish me, thinking that i had met my missing rib. I had pictured myself getting married to her and chopping the rest of my life with her. But one day as i was trekking back home from work and passing a dustbin road, i saw a mad girl in the dustbin playing. It was her. I was shocked and didn't know the time i approached her and said, You look like someone i know, have we met before? Yes! She replied. You are my facebook friend. 13 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by darksuit(m): 5:16pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
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Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 5:16pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
No!! i get common sense 1 Like |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by mytime24(f): 5:18pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
GhostProtocol: ![]() 9 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 5:21pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
It has happen to me,hmmmm i met this dude on fb but he never gree to show me his full pics.we fixed a weekened to meet and to my surprise i couldnt belive what i saw!! ![]() ![]() ![]() 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by auntymi(f): 5:22pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
I dEy cmE |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Beennkumar(m): 5:25pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
LOL! Never been in such a situation. ![]() Here to read the comments and have a laugh though. ![]() 44 Likes 2 Shares |
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