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Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 5:27pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
OohMpa:I dey choke here o! 10 Likes |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 5:27pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
mytime24: Was expecting you to fart away, but I guess a bike would also suffice [img]http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/smuff/images/4/43/Rocket_fart.gif/revision/latest?cb=20111208203235[/img] 9 Likes |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 5:30pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by pasqal09: 5:30pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
Yeah, I've been on a blind date once, but she was way beyond what I expected. She was so thin, she looked like an AIDS patient. 1 Like |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by mytime24(f): 5:34pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
chipmunkey:tnx |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by ilovecritics(m): 5:35pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
My people - My story no be one, no be two, no be three - I don suffer for girls hand. They keep deceiving me oo.. As i like fine girls so, na why i dey always fall for cheap ugly a$$ girls that can use filter to hide who they really are. How do you expect a nigg to take u serious after u must have deceived him into believing you look like 'Gabrielle Union' only for you to turn up looking xactly like Eniola Badmus? E no good.. One FUTO, Owerri girl do me am my people when i still dey university.. Since then, I'm a lil' extra careful.. 5 Likes |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by ugwum007(m): 5:36pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
she is more beautiful in person that in her pix.... 1 Like |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by mytime24(f): 5:37pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
GhostProtocol:nawa ooh, so u stil nver fget #fart Hmmm |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 5:40pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
OohMpa: Hehehe The part i don't get is why you had to give the guy who sold you Vaseline uppercut... Is he not innocent?? 15 Likes |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 5:41pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
am here to read lies 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by tosyne2much(m): 5:42pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
diddydiva:My Swt@ is here 1 Like |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by zinachidi(m): 5:48pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
lol ya, when i started using a blackberry, i added this lady up from naija pings, she had a pretty DP. Very fair and stunningly beautiful, in my mind , i said 'GOd, na so u dy work?' when we started talking, i complimented her picture and she was like 'thank u dear' after sum time, she told me she had an android for sale? I told her to snap d phone and send d pic for me, when she did, i found out that her skin was very dark, cos she placed the fone on her palm. Chai i wan die. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by kinglekan: 5:53pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
tosyne2much: Tosyne u actually wanted to say you had ur bath afte a very long time. Heehehehehe. ****Modified**** Well I met a lady on one of this social media apps and she sent me her edited picture. Smooth face and looking like a real fashionista. Nway when I finally tld her I would love to meet her in person she obliged. When I saw her for real, the power her her smart phone and her editing softwares were brought to light. She had this "gruesome" tribal marks. As tho the person who gave her was sleeping while doing it. She was a total turn off. I acted all nice with her not to make her feel bad but daht was the last time I saw her. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by zinachidi(m): 5:58pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
mytime24:wicked.. |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 5:59pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
mytime24: Never, but don't worry, we're still all good |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by InZA: 5:59pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
OohMpa: This guy is awesome!!! .. LMPO!! 5 Likes |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 6:01pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
Yes ooo,the girl young for face,pretty but she big like drum...she weigh like 400lb |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 6:04pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
Those ones are still better. How about those ones that you see everyday, then maybe u come across a beautiful babe profile on IG and you're all like "wow!!! I must tap this" then u find out its actually just the normalish looking babe you see around u everyday There's a particular geh I nicknamed "filter" in my class cos of this issue 3 Likes |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Psalmwise(m): 6:16pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
Meen girls dey fine for picture dis days...asin all of dem dn dey resemble sef....with thier bogus makeup, 20megapixel camera If you see a girl dat uploads only black nd white pix or sepia...be very observant cos sum do it purposely...mayb to hide pimples or stretchmark on d boobs..or native tribal mark(native tribal mark is diff from ordinary tribal mark).. Asin ehn, wen i see my frends(females) on social network i becum baffled...asin u go tink say nah profesional fotographer from natgeo wild snap d pix...all d tribal marks and pimples, will clear..., dmake up wud naw look enticing...d camera wud now zoom thier hieght...making dem taller... To the girls, With camera360(android app), ur face wud b smoother dan d front cover of a new macmillian textbook...dnt forget to tank me Well i dnt have anysha..d few i have met turned out to b beautiful 16 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 6:19pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
Psalmwise: Natgeo wild?? You got me really laughing!! 5 Likes |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by greatestboss(m): 6:23pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
zinachidi:Not enough evidence, she might ask another person to hold the phone while she snaps... 1 Like |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Psalmwise(m): 6:25pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
goofyone:yea natgeo ppl dey snap buh 9ja babes fit snap pass dem 1 Like |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 6:25pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
tosyne2much:hi honey |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by RomanceLander(f): 6:26pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
That awful moment when you find rubey changing cars in her DP, you'd be like gush she's such a big chick 1 Like |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by tosyne2much(m): 6:29pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
diddydiva:I will get back 2u later |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 6:32pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
RomanceLander: |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Psalmwise(m): 6:32pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
Pls sister y oppress we single unhooked niggas in romance section with lovey dovey sweet words(u both xchnge)...pls tosyn2much take time oo diddydiva:i can ban both of u..for use of oppressive words... I yaf been watching u fipple i dn jes wana talk...buh my patience as lost election so its worn out..una dn do pass be carefull..last warning 1 Like |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 6:35pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
I will humor you guy2much, I met this English bloke back in 2005 off a Christian chat room. Much like NL, only it is British Land. Anyways, I wasn't particularly disappointed or surprised either way, cause I didn't see pics before I met him offline. So, it was like meeting a regular person in everyday life type of thing. It was somewhat intentional as I didn't badger him for pictures and he wasn't particularly keen on supplying one. When I met him, he wasn't particularly "my type" physically speaking, but it was too late, I was in love with who he is. I don't know .....I just rather get to know people first, undiluted of physical properties. That's just me though. Mind you; I will say, people often say pictures don't do me justice. I don't take good photographs, I am less aesthetically challenging in person. 6 Likes |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 6:36pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
Psalmwise:Sorry |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Spaxon(f): 6:36pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
OohMpa: u aff kille me wt laff 1 Like |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Psalmwise(m): 6:42pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
Accepted diddydiva: |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 6:55pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
if i say my own you guys wont believe me. it happened just lastweek |
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