tosyne2much:
You are so funny man

Btw, which school you dey ?

Nebila:
*smiles*

MuhdG:
Uncle I am present

donnypool:


With that font size bruhhh! ?

At least increase it from 8 to 14 please

Too small?

Beennkumar:
LOL!

Never been in such a situation.

Here to read the comments and have a laugh though.

jamex93:


kaduna state poly.....but me dob graduate sha



all tanx to God

I survived it

naijaboiy:

Too small?

LewisO:

Okay!

Drop your statement and submit.

About the topic of the (op)

Orijin101:
[b] whenever i see topics like this, i alwayz swear for Natalie

It all happened last year, i collected this beautiful lady's BBM pin from one of my padi, we started started chattin then we so much had interest in eachother up to the stage that a day without chattin with her, i will feel incomplete, Natalie started ASKING ME OUT without seeing eachother I will alwayz tell her to calm down that we shouldn't rush into things but thank God that I'm not ladies freak, i told her we can't date not until we relate with eachother physically for sometimes before we start the main dating game. . .

That faithful day, i decided to visit Natalie at home around CMS, i branched Eko5 all because of her, bought her some snacks and proceeded with my journey.

Finally, i got to Natalie's hood, gave her a call to come and pick me up, 12mins later a lady came to me, she recognized me coz my DPs are alwayz orijinal and i asked her if Natalie sent her to come and pick me up but to my greatest surprise, she told me she was Natalie, tears nearly rolled down from my eyes and the awkward look i gave her sef, Itz so obvious that she knew i wasn't interested in her, i 1st took 1 meat pie and ice from the stuff i bought for her and gave her the rest then i told her she is free to go, she asked me if I'm not following her to her home again but i told her that I still have an appointment at the ielts office at ikoyi. . . I swear to drunk! that was the day i knew the advantage of photo-editors and make-ups coz that babe is WONDERFULLY UGLY!!!!!

cc: tosyne2much [/b]

njuwo:
Not even deceived sef, i was scammed. I came across this lady, an angel, you know we have two kinds of angels, light angel and darkness angel. My mind told me she is a light angel cause her profile picture was that of a light angel. So i added her and we got talking. Foolish me, thinking that i had met my missing rib. I had pictured myself getting married to her and chopping the rest of my life with her. But one day as i was trekking back home from work and passing a dustbin road, i saw a mad girl in the dustbin playing. It was her. I was shocked and didn't know the time i approached her and said, You look like someone i know, have we met before? Yes! She replied. You are my facebook friend.

MuhdG:
hmm you'd have to do more than smiles fa.. coz u got me salivating. lol

tosyne2much:
It means carbon copy. However, when you write cc beneath your write-up, it's to address or acknowledge someone (probably the person you hold in high respect)

I stand to be corrected

udysweet:
Common! *faints*

dokyOloye:
It means all d ppl listed after d 'cc' were copied in d write up ie they got copies.

tosyne2much:
[i]

sambisa5:


lwkmfh ooooo
nairalanders won't kill me ooooo,,,,imagine how funny these people can be....

bosun11:




see his mouth , u wan chop meat..OLE

Bros, abi u sef wan deny say you no dey chop meat sef ? Abi na celibacy u dey practice ni ?

njuwo:
Are you fainting because of what your fellow did to me instead of sympathising with me?

zinachidi:
When i started using a blackberry, i added this lady up from naija pings, she had a pretty DP. Very fair and stunningly beautiful, in my mind , i said 'GOd, na so u dy work?'

Oooooboi you no go kill me with laughter this night

ilovecritics:
My people - My story no be one, no be two, no be three - I don suffer for girls hand. They keep deceiving me oo..
As i like fine girls so, na why i dey always fall for cheap ugly a$$ girls that can use filter to hide who they really are. How do you expect a nigg to take u serious after u must have deceived him into believing you look like 'Gabrielle Union' only for you to turn up looking xactly like Eniola Badmus?

E no good.. One FUTO, Owerri girl do me am my people when i still dey university.. Since then, I'm a lil' extra careful..

Orijin101:
[b] whenever i see topics like this, i alwayz swear for Natalie

It all happened last year, i collected this beautiful lady's BBM pin from one of my padi, we started started chattin then we so much had interest in eachother up to the stage that a day without chattin with her, i will feel incomplete, Natalie started ASKING ME OUT without seeing eachother I will alwayz tell her to calm down that we shouldn't rush into things but thank God that I'm not ladies freak, i told her we can't date not until we relate with eachother physically for sometimes before we start the main dating game. . .

That faithful day, i decided to visit Natalie at home around CMS, i branched Eko5 all because of her, bought her some snacks and proceeded with my journey.

Finally, i got to Natalie's hood, gave her a call to come and pick me up, 12mins later a lady came to me, she recognized me coz my DPs are alwayz orijinal and i asked her if Natalie sent her to come and pick me up but to my greatest surprise, she told me she was Natalie, tears nearly rolled down from my eyes and the awkward look i gave her sef, Itz so obvious that she knew i wasn't interested in her, i 1st took 1 meat pie and ice from the stuff i bought for her and gave her the rest then i told her she is free to go, she asked me if I'm not following her to her home again but i told her that I still have an appointment at the ielts office at ikoyi. . . I swear to drunk! that was the day i knew the advantage of photo-editors and make-ups coz that babe is WONDERFULLY UGLY!!!!!

cc: tosyne2much [/b]

kinglekan:


Tosyne u actually wanted to say you had ur bath afte a very long time.

Heehehehehe.

Bros, you should know that guys spend extra time in the bathroom especially when going to meet your crush