sniper77:
Naija babes using mathematical models to deceive guys.It has never happened to me but a friend got more than what he bargained for once.
My guy no dey let me rest cos of the babe matter.He met her on a dating website and dia matter come pure so tey na plans on how to see each other remain.The truth is they never uploaded their pictures on the dating website and never exchanged pictures via mail.This was based on mutual agreement between both parties on an assumption that they were a match and destined for each other.I try advise my friend make in brain cells work and ask for the babe address make I go confirm wetin her set up look like.The matter tire me as my friend say im don love up and nothing can separate him from the babe.My good friend fixed a date and I tagged along as a loyal friend to meet his wife to be.The truth is we travelled from our state of residence to another state to see the babe.The reception we got was wonderful.I was my friend's GPS on this trip because I grew up in the state where the babe resides and we were received by huge dogs that got calmed by the younger sister of my guy's babe.I was impressed when I saw the sister of our bride to be cos she got all the physical attributes a man needed in a woman in terms of height,body shape wey be like coke bottle, the Manchester well positioned and her bakassi peninsula above ground level.We got entertained and waited for our bride.The moment she came out from her room the chilled coke flowing into my system changed to a hot burning liquid.I gently placed the bottle on the table and started pleading the blood of Jesus within me.She smiled and walked towards me for a hug calling my friend's name and I quickly directed her to my friend the knight in shining armour.My guy was forced to hug her and smile with so much effort.I had to control myself from rolling on the floor and laughing like a crazy fellow.The bride to be had similarities with owo otori and toromagbe in the epic Yoruba film "ARELU".The babe was so happy to see my friend and was in the mood to chat for the whole day while my friend responded like a zombie.I had to act fast after an hour as I asked to be excused that we have to see a relative and we will be back soon.She hugged my friend endlessly as if her husband was travelling to the UK for years.While we waited for a bike I could see the pains on my guy's face and I decided to leave with the first bike to give him time to say a proper goodbye.Alas my friend jumped on the same bike and told the bike rider to please ride as fast as possible as his sole mission was to escape.I still taunt him so much about the episode of him falling in love with an egbere.

udysweet:
Go away jo,lol! Wch my fellow? My fellow cannot be found at d dustbin mbok! Anyway sorry jare,no worry better one will com,dis time no fotshop or fotoedit*winks

farano:
na you sabi mtcheeewww!

KingTom:
What are you staring at in your profile pic?

OohMpa:
E get one girl for here wey people talk say she fine....
Open thlead, you see her name
One guy mention crush, you see her name
One guy even call am baby mama

Ooh Mpa say this girl must be veli veli fine.
Ooh Mpa bought anti hypertension dlugs just in case her beauty for dp give me hypertension. Ooh Mpa also bought a full cup of Vaseline just for preasure




Ooh Mpa now open the plofile, The thing dey load small. Argh, this pinshure must be very fine, ooh Mpa said....
After pinshure load, ooh Mpa look am for 30 secs, look site, look link to make sure na the right moniker. E load am again, again up to 8x, rotate am, even uproad for hin plasma, The thing still dey as e dey...

Ooh Mpa no talk, waka go meet person wey sell am Vaseline, give am upper cut
NL bwoiz, una know who fine?

She be mod, ooh Mpa no wan ban

Vivly:
That awkward moment when you stare at a beautiful dp and the closer you look, the uglier it gets.

Nebila:
Now dis topic is making me look @ pple's profile pics

Whynotthetruth:




Oya...roger me otherwise...

sarmiie:



splendid storytelling
my imaginative juices flowed ever so smoothly while reading this
my my, you will make a fine lecturer one day

tosyne2much:
You still got me amazed.. Why on earth will you introduce the person you call your cousin to your friend who was only looking for a niqqa she would screw up and dump his ass when his cash no longer flows

sniper77:


Bros no be story telling o.its a real life experience.it happened in 2002.Thanks for the recommendation of the lecturer part.I am a practicing engineer and will quit someday to concentrate on farming.

Twaci:


Loving all of these! Keep d stories coming.

sarmiie:


by storytelling, i meant ur manner of presentation and general way of presenting urself......

an eloquent engineer ?? that's almost an oxymoron (in my experience)

farano:
na you sabi mtcheeewww!

tosyne2much:
Hahahahaha roflwkmd

I don laf wake my people for house. Hahahahahaha

Guy you don use laf kill me here oooo

kaboninc:


You mean

Sambarry?

prettythicksme:
pls what is ur problem with my pics,did i force u to mention me or y are u dumb like this#abeg park well jor,u dey mad?so u mean dirt go dey my nose and i go take pinshure are u high on goat poo?guy dont try shit with me shey i no ur papa ni or i tell u say i dey look for bf?#u don mad bf ugly beast!!

stephenqueen:

u no dey sleep abi u be winch?

cocoberry:
Heyman

farano:
haha

peppyluv02:
All the Miss photogenic...over to you

Scatterboss:

bodashee:



Because I was confident in the dude. No way a lady can play him like that. There's just no way that can happen. The matchmaking runs was a. Private joke jare. I gave both of them opposite of what they were looking for.

Now I get

Oooyah rogger me one babe too na.. Tell her say no money oooo for my pocket oooo.. hehehehe

peppyluv02:
Why you dey smile?

tosyne2much:
Now I get

Oooyah rogger me one babe too na.. Tell her say no money oooo for my pocket oooo.. hehehehe

bodashee:



I didn't tell u the part where they got serious and the joke was no longer funny to me. Matchmaking aint in my dictionary again brother