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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by April07: 1:46pm On May 20, 2015 |
Truckpusher: After you tried to damage it the other day? Me and my flower scented vajayjay are hale and hearty Hows that your powder puffing 2 inched wenie? 3 Likes |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Truckpusher(m): 1:46pm On May 20, 2015 |
TheSonOfMark:Dude isn't coming forth.Maybe he needs some enhancements. Hands coogar a full dose of viagra and a sexy lingerie. Coogar the great ,it's your choice to fucck or be fuccked. 1 Like |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kradleber: 1:46pm On May 20, 2015 |
Chiam55:when men are talking, please be mute. I hope you have charged your brain batteries for today. don't forget to do that if you haven't and ensure you take your pills too. |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by sinizia: 1:49pm On May 20, 2015 |
TheSonOfMark: Bro, no offense meant, but you are getting this game wrong. Coogar is brutally wounding you. This is not about punchlines, lyricism, methaphor and what-not. Because the E-duel is going on in the Rap Section doesn't mean you two are text-battling. No need for rhymming. You two are dissing yourself, give fatal blows to each other. If you want to text-battle with Coogar, discuss it with him and the thread will be set up. What is happening now is dissing and you are rhymming. In dissing, you go for the jugular, no time for typo-eloquence. 11 Likes |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 1:49pm On May 20, 2015 |
missclasssy:excellent reply 1 Like |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kradleber: 1:49pm On May 20, 2015 |
I would incinerate that oaf born in an Allen avenue brothel in the evening and send his rigor mortified carcass to his Parkinson stricken mother's thatched hut in Anambra. no time now 1 Like |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by sinizia: 1:50pm On May 20, 2015 |
missclasssy: www.nairaland.com/attachments/229503_ROFLMAODog_gif3fa44b12f55ba64fc785c3a5794ba92e |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Truckpusher(m): 1:50pm On May 20, 2015 |
April07:Stop lying for Africa . I don't even know the color of your vajayjay at all. Oops! I remember now ,the powder stopped coming out the moment you left it alone . Did you use it for some kinda facial treatment? |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kradleber: 1:52pm On May 20, 2015 |
funlord: please erase yourself from my mentions attention seeking wh0re 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Truckpusher(m): 1:53pm On May 20, 2015 |
missclasssy:Chai! See finishing ......smh. Lemme get my glasses and look at it again. |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Truckpusher(m): 1:54pm On May 20, 2015 |
sinizia: Dem dey finish me your own homeboy ,you dey clap abi? Oya ,clap for ya self. |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by TheSonOfMark(m): 1:54pm On May 20, 2015 |
sinizia: Whether you are being biased isn't my concerned. He wanted a RAP BATTLE and I am beating him like a pro. You mean your rap king can't match KingSLAY punchline for punchline? 1 Like |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Truckpusher(m): 1:56pm On May 20, 2015 |
kradleber: 1 Like
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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 1:58pm On May 20, 2015 |
kradleber:I would advise dat U avoid the LORD, becuz Even a MILLION brown envelopes plus a truckload of EIYE( learn the spelling JEW) baby boys won't save U if I descend on U! So park well! I battle MODS not MONGS! 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 1:59pm On May 20, 2015 |
TheSonOfMark: Fool, coogar is melting your asss and you are here talking rubbish. In all my years on this forum I have never seen a more bigger fool than you. Your foolishness is astonishing and I mean it. My God! 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 1:59pm On May 20, 2015 |
TheSonOfMark: #jokes! sinizia: the fool wants a rap battle! look at the nonsense he's typing that he calls a rap line.
your balls/these dolls your cloak/you choked your piece/seek peace you lay/kingslay only one syllable rhymed throughout his rubbish verse. at the age of 6, i was already rhyming 2+ syllables at the very least. shey na this gibbon i would waste my time with to pen bars? i don't blame him though. a douchebag of his size would clean the vagïna of a whale. he's so much of a gay, you can stick an easter egg in and out of his rectum without breaking the egg. 10 Likes |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by TheSonOfMark(m): 2:01pm On May 20, 2015 |
Coogar, come forth and crown me for clinically knocking you out with the ARTISTRY OF MY RAP LINES. YOU WANTED A RAP BATTLE, WHY AVOID IT? FAKE MC! Let me teach you how we do it on the UniUyo basketball court every Wednesday. Come forth boy. TruckPusher, Sinizia, KradLeber, Funlord and Borrussia: Come witness my official coronation. Coogar, come forth! 1 Like |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 2:01pm On May 20, 2015 |
missclasssy: 1 Like
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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 2:02pm On May 20, 2015 |
I thought I was the only one seeing this. Smh He wants to jump around and change the rules. That separated the men from the Mitches missclasssy: |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Truckpusher(m): 2:03pm On May 20, 2015 |
missclasssy:Its no longer a fair fight when peeps gangs up against one man and deliberately refuse to give him his fair points due to personal vendetta . The charade would be too obvious to ignore by fairness. |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Truckpusher(m): 2:04pm On May 20, 2015 |
[quote author=Teempakguy post=33924283][/quote]Boy, you're beginning to behave like a panty sniffer. |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 2:04pm On May 20, 2015 |
Sonofmark this guy is taking U 2 the cleaners! Whether on rap flows or injury inducing insults! U on the other hand have been awarding your self marks 4 doing absolutely nada! I'm sorry but he is way ahead of U @ the moment! Focus on COOGAR and stop worrying about SINIZA and the REST OF US! All your claims of "typo jan.ja.wee.d eloquence" suddenly look highly Dubious 2 all who did not know U before today! Haba! 5 Likes |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by sinizia: 2:04pm On May 20, 2015 |
TheSonOfMark: Let me explain it for you because you are getting it all wrong. I'm not biased. See, when it comes to TEXT-BATTLING or RAP BATTLES in this section, we have - rhymes, double entredre, flow, methaphor, smile, punchlines etc. That's what you are doing. Your mono-syllabic rhymming is needed for text-battling. If this was a rap battle, i'd say you are winning. But this is a beef, an insult fest, a duel. No RULES. Coogar, Kardleber, Íbime and other cats here can rhyme perfectly. But Coogar is not rhymming or using methaphors. Why? Because you two are dissing each other, not text-battling. We didn't come here to see rhymes. We came to see insults up to one's forefathers and only Coogar is bringing his A-game in this duel. If you want a rap battle, ask Coogar and if he agrees, then a thread will be created. I'm not being biased. This is not a rap battle, you two are dissing. Spot the difference. 9 Likes |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by April07: 2:05pm On May 20, 2015 |
Truckpusher: Thou shalt not bear false witness against your neighbor! You can't hold me responsible for your inability to shoot powder.. Yaah I know I owned your a55 the last time.. you kept huffing and puffing like some old...I dunno.. But.. I was careful not to take it all. Because, I'm an angel Ok.. I know what happened! I'll send you a truckload of vaseline tomao. Happy jerking |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by KingTom(m): 2:06pm On May 20, 2015 |
missclasssy:Where e dey happen |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 2:07pm On May 20, 2015 |
Folks, this duel is about coogar and sonofmark, leave them to battle it out now |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by TheSonOfMark(m): 2:07pm On May 20, 2015 |
coogar: Cease QUACKING, just DUCK. Your lame retorts aren't even DIRTY so I REAPED you apart like a SOW. Bring on the PUNCHLINES let's CONNECT who's king. |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 2:08pm On May 20, 2015 |
coogar:DAMN!
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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 2:08pm On May 20, 2015 |
Truckpusher: |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by sinizia: 2:09pm On May 20, 2015 |
Truckpusher:No vex. |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Truckpusher(m): 2:11pm On May 20, 2015 |
April07:Hehe...look at ya mouth. I was only huffing and puffing to ensure you're juiced up cos you ain't got no juice,it got to a point and I thought I was with another guy What happened to ya juice? Did you sell them to buy ya self better panties and draws? |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by johnjon: 2:12pm On May 20, 2015 |
coogar: 4 Likes |
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