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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by TheSonOfMark(m): 2:45pm On May 20, 2015
Chiam55:


Naaaaaaaaaah, not quite there undecided

Ok you're too cute for this lipsrsealed

Lol! @ me crying cheesy


TrushPusher and Sinizia; your dear CHIAMaka is pleading for mercy.

Coogar has bolted.

Funlord suddenly claims to be neutral.

Everyone else backs off.



Scared of me?cheesy.


When I told you all I never stop till my 'victims' tap out to me, I meant every wordwink




Coogar, are you on life-support already? Don't die please.


Gosh! I hope I didn't murder him? I don't want the COPS/CORPSE after me. Now that would be HUNTING/ HAUNTINGcheesy.



---KingSLAY.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by johnjon: 2:49pm On May 20, 2015
TheSonOfMark:



TrushPusher and Sinizia; your dear CHIAMaka is pleading for mercy.

Coogar has bolted.

Funlord suddenly claims to be neutral.

Everyone else backs off.



Scared of me?cheesy.


When I told you all I never stop till my 'victims' tap out to me, I meant every wordwink




Coogar, are you on life-support already? Don't die please.


Gosh! I hope I didn't murder him? I don't want the COPS/CORPSE after me. Now that would be HUNTING/ HAUNTINGcheesy.



---KingSLAY.


Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kradleber: 2:53pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:


you are a tool!
one of my biggest pet peeves is your uncanny ability to behave like a menstruating female. you swore on your father's grey pubic hair never to refer to me again some months back, why can't uphold your vows? the definition of a real man is saying what he means & meaning what he says.

if i start torturing you now, you would cry loud and play the victim card. the last time i destroyed you, your parents had to call the cops to get me charged with child abuse. stay on your lane. don't put your pig snout in anything that concerns me ever again in your miserable impoverished life.



Insanity is a portly glutton with a ginormous appetite that has insidiously and stealthily swallowed, engulfed and encumbered that dementia playground and sack of potatoes we mercifully branded as a 'brain' just to make you feel a bit normal.

If you eventually get a cucumber and two scrotums surgically stitched to your pelvis and you took a bold jump from your pseudo-ego down to your non-existent Intelligence quotient , i would have penned 6 grimoires, married twice and fathered 4 children before your smelly and rickety ankles finally lands.

Quit the facade, you are just a maniacal zany with daddy issues.
Probably sweating profusely now with his long dirty phalanges fixated on that android typing out a detailed English composition of his frustrations so vehemently like an automated and malfunctioning automaton trapped in a chronic vegetative state .
You are forlorn and lost in a myriad and the most complex labyrinth of everlasting mental degeneration.

Its glaring to all and sundry that your existence is absolutely devoid of prosperity and lacking the beautiful combo of Happi and Ness, thus, you come online to sporadically yelp out your set backs and monumental failures like a cornered hyena

this Pugilist soaked in celestial witticism and that's half your age has graciously accepted the task of the gods of this cyber-community to exterminate and toss your homo€rotic and philistinic cess-pit called life into a wooden sarcophagus to be locked till Sam Smith starts having a rethink on his sexuality.


So In the name of the braggart, and of the ¢unt, and of the unholy gibberish that failed to take that vital birth control pill 35 years ago, I command you to make a lengthy rebuttal and narrate how your Mother's ovaries would taste if I fry them...

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Deadshotz(m): 2:55pm On May 20, 2015
undecided undecided
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Deadshotz(m): 2:55pm On May 20, 2015
WTF!!!
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Truckpusher(m): 2:56pm On May 20, 2015
April07:


I have no idea what you're talking about undecided
tongue
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by TheSonOfMark(m): 2:57pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:


coogar does not battle hömoerötic losers like yourself. there's hierarchy in rap battle. you work your way to the top to even get a sniff. this isn't rap battling - this is just me pissing on your credibility.

listen kiddo....

you belong to the posse of deluded scientology-esque minority cabal of rabid, fanatical semi-illiterates who attack, ridicule and denigrate anyone who has the chutzpah to question your fast-eroding self-esteem. I would have ignited your rants if you weren't such a despicable obnoxious nitwit that displays the same fit of a photo-sensitive epileptic patient.



There you are dumbo.


I just dissected your claims as the delusional churnings of the figmented mind of a dude whose frequent visit for brain scans has left him with a craniallly-debilitating nosocomial infection.

With experience comes the ability to detect cerebral-palsy-bedeviled vegetables such as yourself.

Neurology has got to evolve fast enough to deal with your retro-cranially-mutanted being.



Classifying your mental-ability eludes even seasoned taxomists who premised on no prior experience with human jellyfishes are left to term as nothing more that a "FREAK OF NATURE" left to roam pointlessly on the surface of this terraforma.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Truckpusher(m): 2:57pm On May 20, 2015
kradleber:




Insanity is a portly glutton with a ginormous appetite that has insidiously and stealthily swallowed, engulfed and encumbered that dementia playground and sack of potatoes we mercifully branded as a 'brain' just to make you feel a bit normal.

If you eventually get a cucumber and two scrotums surgically stitched to your pelvis and you took a bold jump from your pseudo-ego down to your non-existent Intelligence quotient I would have penned 6 grimores, married twice and fathered 4 children before your smelly and rickety ankles finally touches ground.

Quit the facade, you are just a maniacal zany with daddy issues.
Probably sweating profusely now with his long dirty phalanges fixated on that android typing out a detailed English composition of your frustrations so vehemently like an automated and malfunctioning automaton in a chronic vegetative state

Its glaring to all and sundry that your existence is devoid of prosperity and lacking the beautiful combo of Happi and Ness, thus, you come online to sporadically yelp like cornered hyena

this Pugilist half your age has graciously accepted the task of the gods of this cyber-community to exterminate and toss your homo€rotic and philistinic cess-pit called life into a wooden sarcophagus to be locked till Sam Smith starts having a rethink on his sexuality.


So In the name of the braggart, and of the ¢unt, and of the unholy gibberish that failed to take that vital birth control pill 35 years ago, I command you to make a lengthy rebuttal and narrate how your Mother's ovaries would taste if I fry them...

cry

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Deadshotz(m): 2:58pm On May 20, 2015
airmark!

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Deadshotz(m): 2:59pm On May 20, 2015
how does haunting play with hunting? smh
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Truckpusher(m): 2:59pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:


coogar does not battle hömoerötic losers like yourself. there's hierarchy in rap battle. you work your way to the top to even get a sniff. this isn't rap battling - this is just me pissing on your credibility.

listen kiddo....

you belong to the posse of deluded scientology-esque minority cabal of rabid, fanatical semi-illiterates who attack, ridicule and denigrate anyone who has the chutzpah to question your fast-eroding self-esteem. i would have ignored your rants if you weren't such a despicable obnoxious nitwit that displays the same fit of a photo-sensitive epileptic patient.
Damnit! Mark , you need to wake up. grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by cyprus000: 3:01pm On May 20, 2015
kradleber:




Insanity is a portly glutton with a ginormous appetite that has insidiously and stealthily swallowed, engulfed and encumbered that dementia playground and sack of potatoes we mercifully branded as a 'brain' just to make you feel a bit normal.

If you eventually get a cucumber and two scrotums surgically stitched to your pelvis and you took a bold jump from your pseudo-ego down to your non-existent Intelligence quotient , i would have penned 6 grimoires, married twice and fathered 4 children before your smelly and rickety ankles finally lands.

Quit the facade, you are just a maniacal zany with daddy issues.
Probably sweating profusely now with his long dirty phalanges fixated on that android typing out a detailed English composition of his frustrations so vehemently like an automated and malfunctioning automaton trapped in a chronic vegetative state
You are in myriad and labyrinth of mental degeneration.

Its glaring to all and sundry that your existence is devoid of prosperity and lacking the beautiful combo of Happi and Ness, thus, you come online to sporadically yelp like cornered hyena

this Pugilist half your age has graciously accepted the task of the gods of this cyber-community to exterminate and toss your homo€rotic and philistinic cess-pit called life into a wooden sarcophagus to be locked till Sam Smith starts having a rethink on his sexuality.


So In the name of the braggart, and of the ¢unt, and of the unholy gibberish that failed to take that vital birth control pill 35 years ago, I command you to make a lengthy rebuttal and narrate how your Mother's ovaries would taste if I fry them...

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Guy you want kill person?

All this buhaha wey you they speak,na only for one person head?grin.

Free the guy make him slay em prey
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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 3:02pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:


coogar does not battle hömoerötic losers like yourself. there's hierarchy in rap battle. you work your way to the top to even get a sniff. this isn't rap battling - this is just me pissing on your credibility.

listen kiddo....

you belong to the posse of deluded scientology-esque minority cabal of rabid, fanatical semi-illiterates who attack, ridicule and denigrate anyone who has the chutzpah to question your fast-eroding self-esteem. i would have ignored your rants if you weren't such a despicable obnoxious nitwit that displays the same fit of a photo-sensitive epileptic patient.
Kaiii! O-banj! What is this?

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Deadshotz(m): 3:02pm On May 20, 2015
why are they here? sad
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by TheSonOfMark(m): 3:05pm On May 20, 2015
Truckpusher:
Damnit! Mark , you need to wake up. grin

I did. Relax bro. This is my turfcheesy

Check my immediate past comment.

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 3:06pm On May 20, 2015
kradleber:


Insanity is a portly glutton with a ginormous appetite that has insidiously and stealthily swallowed, engulfed and encumbered that dementia playground and sack of potatoes we mercifully branded as a 'brain' just to make you feel a bit normal.

If you eventually get a cucumber and two scrotums surgically stitched to your pelvis and you took a bold jump from your pseudo-ego down to your non-existent Intelligence quotient , i would have penned 6 grimoires, married twice and fathered 4 children before your smelly and rickety ankles finally lands.

Quit the facade, you are just a maniacal zany with daddy issues.
Probably sweating profusely now with his long dirty phalanges fixated on that android typing out a detailed English composition of his frustrations so vehemently like an automated and malfunctioning automaton trapped in a chronic vegetative state
You are in myriad and labyrinth of mental degeneration.

Its glaring to all and sundry that your existence is devoid of prosperity and lacking the beautiful combo of Happi and Ness, thus, you come online to sporadically yelp like cornered hyena

this Pugilist half your age has graciously accepted the task of the gods of this cyber-community to exterminate and toss your homo€rotic and philistinic cess-pit called life into a wooden sarcophagus to be locked till Sam Smith starts having a rethink on his sexuality.


So In the name of the braggart, and of the ¢unt, and of the unholy gibberish that failed to take that vital birth control pill 35 years ago, I command you to make a lengthy rebuttal and narrate how your Mother's ovaries would taste if I fry them...

buhahahaha
darkrebel finally found his balls. have you forgotten what i did to you few weeks ago. what has what you typed above gotta do with the fact that your father's nostrils has the same diameter of the exhaust pipe of a BMW convertible?

in the comity of retärds, you would be a life president. look at this pasty cüntbucket sired by the worst OPC dunderheads that had ever walked the streets of lagos. why should we even take you serious? you told us with your mouth that your whorïsh mother would suck bouncer's còck to get into the club while she was pregnant with you.

when you start from a seed, it's not hard to see that the apple never fell far from the tree alcoholic, moronic slut that dropped it. you are manifesting the behaviour of a son that his father fücked. i could get you an attorney to claim damages since we now know you lost your virginity to that pedophilic jobless father of yours.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by johnjon: 3:09pm On May 20, 2015
TheSonOfMark:




There you are dumbo.


I just dissected your claims as the delusional churnings of the figmented mind of a dude whose frequent visit for brain scans has left him with a craniallly-debilitating nosocomial infection.

With experience comes the ability to detect cerebral-palsy-bedeviled vegetables such as yourself.

Neurology has got to evolve fast enough to deal with your retro-cranially-mutanted being.



Classifying your mental-ability eludes even seasoned taxomists who premised on no prior experience with human jellyfishes are left to term as nothing more that a "FREAK OF NATURE" left to roam pointlessly on the surface of this terraforma.


Now you are talking.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 3:11pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:


buhahahaha
darkrebel finally found his balls. have you forgotten what i did to you few weeks ago. what has what you typed above gotta do with the fact that your father's nostrils has the same diameter of the exhaust pipe of a BMW convertible?

in the comity of retärds, you would be a life president. look at this pasty cüntbucket sired by the worst OPC dunderheads that had ever walked the streets of lagos. why should we even take you serious? you told us with your mouth that your whorïsh mother would suck bouncer's còck to get into the club while she was pregnant with you.

when you start from a seed, it's not hard to see that the apple never fell far from the tree alcoholic, moronic slut that dropped it. you are manifesting the behaviour of a son that his father fücked. i could get you an attorney to claim damages since we now know you lost your virginity to your pedophilic jobless father of yours.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by TheSonOfMark(m): 3:15pm On May 20, 2015
johnjon:


Now you are talking.


Like a good fighter, I baited him to test his strength...and weakness.

I knocked him out with the rap and now I killing with with my grandiose oratory. LET'S GET IT ON! ENJOY BRO.

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by teddybiyasi(f): 3:23pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:


your father's nostrils has the same diameter of the exhaust pipe of a BMW convertible?
damn!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jesus coogar wtf

shocked
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by TheSonOfMark(m): 3:24pm On May 20, 2015
This is RAP, if you can't stand the HEAT go take a NAP and watch the others being HIT.


Feed KingSLAY more! I want blood! Coogar what's up?smiley

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kradleber: 3:26pm On May 20, 2015
teddybiyasi:
damn!!!!!!!!!!!! Jesus coogar wtf
shocked
that's a recycled diss.. he has said that in the past before

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by teddybiyasi(f): 3:28pm On May 20, 2015
kradleber:
that's a recycled diss.. he has said that in the past before
oook but I'm new to that punch he typed
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by johnjon: 3:29pm On May 20, 2015
TheSonOfMark:


Like a good fighter, I baited him to test his strength...and weakness.

I knocked him out with the rap and now I killing with with my grandiose oratory. LET'S GET IT ON! ENJOY BRO.



Sorry dude, that your rap wasn't up to par. We are above that in this section. You can check the battles out yourself.

But I do enjoy it when you are doing you, you know, that your Patrick Obahiagbon thing. I think you should come often to this section. You could be a good battle rapper.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kinglekan: 3:33pm On May 20, 2015
teddybiyasi:

damn!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jesus coogar wtf

shocked

Don't bring the lord in here lady. These words are so vile. smiley

How on earth did I get here undecided
This disses can literally make one rip off every clothing of "E-Self Esteem".

April07 wetin u dey find here again? undecided

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 3:35pm On May 20, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

There you are dumbo.
I just dissected your claims as the delusional churnings of the figmented mind of a dude whose frequent visit for brain scans has left him with a craniallly-debilitating nosocomial infection.

With experience comes the ability to detect cerebral-palsy-bedeviled vegetables such as yourself.

Neurology has got to evolve fast enough to deal with your retro-cranially-mutanted being.



Classifying your mental-ability eludes even seasoned taxomists who premised on no prior experience with human jellyfishes are left to term as nothing more that a "FREAK OF NATURE" left to roam pointlessly on the surface of this terraforma.


you are a recto-cranially inverted trisomy-13 patient. i would do you worse than a dentist fixing your apprentice. you can't box with your god......i invented this art so take this for breakfast.

you are the weakest foe i have engaged in 2 years on this forum. your pen game has wackness written all over it. i have more respect for a vagrant begging for crumbs on the street than a mongoloid like yourself with no originality.

your parents did a horrible job producing a halfwit like yourself & they can suck my phallus with their amy winehouse's teeth. they are not humans - they were cursed by the gods of the earth when they incested. you are a product of 2 similar sets of genes and it's no wonder you show symptoms known to patients of down syndrome...

i am going to advise you to stop smoking the cremated ash of your father's pënis. come on, you ascaris worm, put up a better challenge. you called me out and your words keep receding like the waves of the atlantic ocean. have you run out of things to say? hehehehehehe - verbal fitness failure.

listen.......when stupidity fell in love with imbecility, the product was you. i am not to be fücked with, i am carnivorous and i'm high on barbiturates so eating your heart one chamber at a time is a stroll in the park.

if i earn a somalian shilling each time you have been found out to be an airhead, i would be a trillionaire in dollars. from your felonies of being a pickpocket to handling little children in nigeria, what part of your development stage isn't cursed? you are a statutory räpist - i hope the foundation of the building you sleep tonight collapse and you are buried in the debris.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kradleber: 3:38pm On May 20, 2015
Your rebuttal was the lamest and most generic ever and it doesn't merit a reply. I got more than a kabillion fresh disses stored safely un my brain box that would leave you in a purgatorial state forerver, I could even extemporaneously whip out ravishing one-liners that would leave your pregnant wife scarred for life and vaporize her foetus, but I'd rather save them till you can think of qualitative disses instead of uncreatively fashioned reused lines..

You just got served by the darkrebel in one take and you're no match for me

I'm also ready to sever your trapezoidal cranium in an audio or text rap battle.

hasta la vista
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by TheSonOfMark(m): 3:39pm On May 20, 2015
johnjon:


But I do enjoy it when you are doing you, you know, that your Patrick Obahiagbon thing. I think you should come often to this section. You can be a good battle rapper.
Right now I want captives.

He couldn't rap but he played into my hands - the grammar turf. I have no mercy when on that pitch.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Tashaamania(f): 3:49pm On May 20, 2015
Please, can you people start again? cry

I missed the main show angry

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 3:49pm On May 20, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

Right now I want captives.

He couldn't rap but he played into my hands - the grammar turf. I have no mercy when on that pitch.
Mark? Why are U wasting your time explaining shite 2 all these other people instead of focusing on coogar! Abeg look up read his last post and see how the nigga is getting all up in your rectum! Haba! fvck him up or just log out! See even your homie truckie don abandon U 4 here! Chisos!!!!

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 3:50pm On May 20, 2015
kradleber:
Your rebuttal was the lamest and most generic ever and it doesn't merit a reply. I got more than a kabillion fresh disses stored safely un my brain box that would leave you in a purgatorial state forerver, I could even extemporaneously whip out ravishing one-liners that would leave your pregnant wife scarred for life and vaporize her foetus, but I'd rather save them till you can think of qualitative disses instead of uncreatively fashioned reused lines..

You just got served by the darkrebel in one take and you're no match for me
I'm also ready to sever your trapezoidal cranium in an audio or text rap battle.
hasta la vista

i don't eat corpses...
you died shamefully the last time you attempted boxing with me. i am your intellectual god and no matter how much you try to copy whatever i do, you can never be me. coogar isn't just your run-of-the-mill ojuelegba fools you joust with. coogar is your god.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Tashaamania(f): 3:51pm On May 20, 2015
Ok!! show is still on cheesy cheesy

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